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  • BradShaw
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 7840
    #1

    Amp, I will pay your way to vegas...

    ..........if you will work my booth daily for an hour, and allow webmasters to graffiti your body with permanent markers and throw kosher salami at your bare ass.

    I can sense you are in need of a helping hand, and I am here to assist you. This is a genuine offer. If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.
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    • Space Puppy
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 817
      #2
      whatever

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        • juicylinks
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992
          #3
          And in this corner we have.............

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            • Pipecrew
              Master of Gfy.com
              • Feb 2002
              • 14888
              #4
              Originally posted by juicylinks
              And in this corner we have.............
              I was just about to say that, should get interesting

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                • Sosa
                  In Tushy Land
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 40149
                  #5
                  Yay, Saturday night fights!

                  Lets get it on!

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                    • OzMan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 9162
                      #6
                      I don't know what to post right now.
                      Could we make an exception to the 5 minute edit rule as I will think of something funny probably in about an hour or so?

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                        • pussyluver
                          Clueless OleMan
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11009
                          #7
                          send me $2K to go and I'll work your both 3 hours a day and say nice things about you. No sexual favors :-)

                          Let me know if ya need that paypal address.

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                            • Pete
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 6617
                              #8
                              I'm popping the pop corn
                              Evoke Electronics

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                                • irishfury
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 2611
                                  #9
                                  Nothing like sat night gfy drama
                                  Trust no one there all snakes

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                                    • bogo
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 1982
                                      #10

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                                        • 69pornlinks
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 5560
                                          #11
                                          It IS what it IS

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                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by pussyluver
                                              send me $2K to go and I'll work your both 3 hours a day and say nice things about you. No sexual favors :-)

                                              Let me know if ya need that paypal address.
                                              Have trade show experience too! Have my own jet, so need for the Cesna.

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                                                • X37375787
                                                  #13
                                                  Brad, sorry to inform you, but after yesterday's drunk rampage and 0wnage on GFY, Amp's passed out in a corner of his house in paradise. A body can only take a certain amount of abuse, ya know.

                                                  Or maybe he electrocuted himself fixing some broken appliance, who knows...

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                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 30307
                                                      #14
                                                      PussyLov3r-But is the Kosher Salami OK?

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                                                        • KMR Stitch
                                                          I am cool
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 14494
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                          ..........if you will work my booth daily for an hour, and allow webmasters to graffiti your body with permanent markers and throw kosher salami at your bare ass.

                                                          I can sense you are in need of a helping hand, and I am here to assist you. This is a genuine offer. If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.
                                                          Pay me 30k and I will do it

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                                                            • pussyluver
                                                              Clueless OleMan
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 11009
                                                              #16
                                                              On a serious not. If someone will pay the $2K, I'll do both duty. Otherwise, see ya all in Atlanta.

                                                              On with the drama...

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                                                                • pussyluver
                                                                  Clueless OleMan
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 11009
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by pussyluver
                                                                  On a serious note. If someone will pay the $2K, I'll do both duty. Otherwise, see ya all in Atlanta.

                                                                  On with the drama...

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                                                                    • pussyluver
                                                                      Clueless OleMan
                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 11009
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Well fuck! Don't drink and post!

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                                                                        • Brujah
                                                                          Beer Money Baron
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 22157
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                          PussyLov3r-But is the Kosher Salami OK?

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                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 28682
                                                                              #20
                                                                              internet fights r funny, because like the nerds from high school can act cool. and like shout at eachother and stuff.

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                                                                                • Superterrorizer
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                                  • 509
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                  Brad, sorry to inform you, but after yesterday's drunk rampage and 0wnage on GFY, Amp's passed out in a corner of his house in paradise. A body can only take a certain amount of abuse, ya know.

                                                                                  Or maybe he electrocuted himself fixing some broken appliance, who knows...


                                                                                  As you can see, he's not passed out, he's out in the shop working with his saw.

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                                                                                    • BradShaw
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 7840
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Oh, amp had another melt down yesterday and lens put him in the corner for a day? Sorry I missed it all, my high speed was down at my lake house, and could not get much done on dial-up. Can I get cliff notes version.
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                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                          • 32189
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                                          ..........If there are no flights, I will send a top of the line Cesna.
                                                                                          OUCH! A cesna from Hawaii? Dude, are you trying to kill AMP? LOL! I don't a Cesna can make it that far. Definitely a Lear jet or a Gulf Stream but a Cesna?

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                                                                                            • Carrie
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 3162
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I didn't see it either, but based on past lame drama I suspect it went something like this...

                                                                                              Amp: I'm going to start a thread declaring how I don't give a shit what anyone thinks and how everyone is a loser.

                                                                                              Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, idiot.

                                                                                              Amp: You all responded to me, I own you all.

                                                                                              Everyone else: Here we go again. Yawn.

                                                                                              Amp: That's it! You're all banned! Cheers, motherfuckers!

                                                                                              Amp then starts a second, third, and fourth set of posts claiming how his eyes have been "opened" by some unnamed person's actions, and he doesn't trust anyone, and he's just a victim, and his bannings were righteous. Feel sorry for him. Whine whine. Oh, and if anyone disagrees with him, they'll get banned too.

                                                                                              Everyone else: Stop editing your posts, loser.

                                                                                              Amp: The rest of you are all banned too!

                                                                                              That's usually how it goes... why should it be any different this time?

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                                                                                                • digifan
                                                                                                  The Profiler
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 14618
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Superterrorizer




                                                                                                  As you can see, he's not passed out, he's out in the shop working with his saw.
                                                                                                  This "artwork" is not even funny.
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                                                                                                    • lEricPl
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 1062
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Carrie
                                                                                                      I didn't see it either, but based on past lame drama I suspect it went something like this...

                                                                                                      Amp: I'm going to start a thread declaring how I don't give a shit what anyone thinks and how everyone is a loser.

                                                                                                      Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, idiot.

                                                                                                      Amp: You all responded to me, I own you all.

                                                                                                      Everyone else: Here we go again. Yawn.

                                                                                                      Amp: That's it! You're all banned! Cheers, motherfuckers!

                                                                                                      Amp then starts a second, third, and fourth set of posts claiming how his eyes have been "opened" by some unnamed person's actions, and he doesn't trust anyone, and he's just a victim, and his bannings were righteous. Feel sorry for him. Whine whine. Oh, and if anyone disagrees with him, they'll get banned too.

                                                                                                      Everyone else: Stop editing your posts, loser.

                                                                                                      Amp: The rest of you are all banned too!

                                                                                                      That's usually how it goes... why should it be any different this time?
                                                                                                      You have it pegged.

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                                                                                                        • Superterrorizer
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                          • 509
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by digifan


                                                                                                          This "artwork" is not even funny.
                                                                                                          I beg to differ. I laughed so fucking hard I had a little wet spot of piss on my underpants.

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                                                                                                            • Gemini
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 7183
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Carrie is cheating! She knows the exact details so she must have cheated and read it all!!
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                                                                                                                • juicylinks
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                  • 122992
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I am so hot

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                                                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                      • 32189
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                                                      I am so hot
                                                                                                                      You're not just looks, bro, you also have an awesome brain!
                                                                                                                      see http://www.juicylinks.com/blog/archives/000020.html Kudos!

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                                                                                                                        • Honeyslut
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                          • 6436
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                                                          Brad, sorry to inform you, but after yesterday's drunk rampage and 0wnage on GFY, Amp's passed out in a corner of his house in paradise. A body can only take a certain amount of abuse, ya know.

                                                                                                                          Or maybe he electrocuted himself fixing some broken appliance, who knows...
                                                                                                                          What threads ?
                                                                                                                          http://nakedlunchnews.comWhat's up ? Naked Lunch News !

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                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                              • 32189
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Honeyslut


                                                                                                                              What threads ?
                                                                                                                              LOL

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                                                                                                                                • BradShaw
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 7840
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Carrie
                                                                                                                                  I didn't see it either, but based on past lame drama I suspect it went something like this...

                                                                                                                                  Amp: I'm going to start a thread declaring how I don't give a shit what anyone thinks and how everyone is a loser.

                                                                                                                                  Everyone else: Shut the fuck up, idiot.

                                                                                                                                  Amp: You all responded to me, I own you all.

                                                                                                                                  Everyone else: Here we go again. Yawn.

                                                                                                                                  Amp: That's it! You're all banned! Cheers, motherfuckers!

                                                                                                                                  Amp then starts a second, third, and fourth set of posts claiming how his eyes have been "opened" by some unnamed person's actions, and he doesn't trust anyone, and he's just a victim, and his bannings were righteous. Feel sorry for him. Whine whine. Oh, and if anyone disagrees with him, they'll get banned too.

                                                                                                                                  Everyone else: Stop editing your posts, loser.

                                                                                                                                  Amp: The rest of you are all banned too!

                                                                                                                                  That's usually how it goes... why should it be any different this time?

                                                                                                                                  Sounds like someones lithum ran out. Or his lady hid it so he would be on GFY all night while she went shopping.
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                                                                                                                                    • X37375787
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Need threads?

                                                                                                                                      Let's see.

                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211222
                                                                                                                                      Amp ownes Chodadog.

                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211166
                                                                                                                                      This is the thread that set off yesterday's rampage.

                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211211
                                                                                                                                      Amp owning pretty much everyone.

                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211200
                                                                                                                                      My very own 0wnage thread. Amp gave it to me good.

                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211225
                                                                                                                                      Some more of Amp's spew.

                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211197
                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211198
                                                                                                                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=211199
                                                                                                                                      My personal favorites. Amp creating three threads about quiet and locking them after a few minutes.


                                                                                                                                      Those were Amp's quality contributions to this fine board. Alcohol and a ego are a bitch, especially when both get to play at the same time.

                                                                                                                                      Enjoy reading.

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                                                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Equinox [/B]
                                                                                                                                          stfu u own no one, u r a freagin sales rep

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                                                                                                                                            • EZRhino
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 6258
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Lovin the drama

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                                                                                                                                                • Gemini
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                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 7183
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Behave when you don't know what you're talking about Meta.
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                                                                                                                                                    • JDog
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Saturday night is a good night for fighting!

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                                                                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          just grabbing a prime seat . . . . . BTW, is there a Cessna that can make it to Hawaii?

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                                                                                                                                                            • Sosa
                                                                                                                                                              In Tushy Land
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 40149
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              where the hell is the comeback from amp?
                                                                                                                                                              Thought we would have some drama tonight heh.

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                                                                                                                                                                •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 3880
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  -*- Bump out of the pit.

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