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The stages of sex
Anytime Sex: When you first meet and fuck like rabbits
Creative Sex: When youv'e been together awhile and try to spice things up a bit.
Timed Sex: When your married for a bit and you got to work it in between your work hours.
Kids Are Asleep Sex: Nuff Said
Hallway Sex: when you pass eachother in the hallway and say "FUCK YOU"
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