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little billy was in the kitchen with his grandfather,
his grandfather was drinking a beer
Little billy says "Grand dad, can i have some of that please?
Grandpa says "hmmm, well billy can your dick reach your ass?"
Billy looks at grandpa puzzled and says "no"
Grandpa says well sorry bily you can not have any of this until your dick can reach your ass.
Next Day, Grandpa is in the livingroom smoking a cigar, little billy walks in and looks at grandpa and says "Grand dad, can i try that?"
Grandpa smiles and says "Well can your dick reach your ass yet?"
Billy frowns and says "No grand dad it can't"
Grandpa says, "Well you cant try this until your dick can reach your ass."
Later that afternoon grandma had bakes a batch of her famous penutbutter cookies and billy was in the kitchen with a nice plate of them, Grandpa walked in and saw the cookies and said...
"Billy are those grandma's penutbutter cookies?"
"Yup" aid billy smiling and stuffign his face "And their really good too!" billy added.
Grandpa walked tword billy and said "Billy can i have one of those cookies?"
Billy looked up at grandpa and said "hmmmm well, grand dad can YOUR dick reach your ass??"
Grandpa smiled a huge smile and said "Why yes indeed it can" and reached for the plate of cookies.
Billy swiped the plate away and smiled and said....
"Good then you can go fuck yourself these are MY COOKIES"
-Loki-
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