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neverlearn · 07-26-2004, 10:34 PM

Fighting is for suckas
and drunk people like me half the time
Im one of those kind that got beat up in high school all the time...then went and trained in a number of things
Heres my advice to the tough guys
1. When fighting outta high-school and on the street and in bars...expect to get arrested and charged, so make sure the opponent REALLY REALLY needs those scratches and possible shiner (thats about the damage most people inflict on a regular basis) for the two years you get on your third assualt you can be rest assured most people will call you a stand up guy. yeah...right.
2. People can and will kill each other in fights, happens all the time
3. If your gonna fight, for God's sakes shut your mouth and fight
4.Fight like the guy is trying to kill you.
5.dont start fights when you are alone...last thing you need is some BJJ guy pulling your arms and legs off in an alley and choking you out so no one can hear you scream in pain...and ...for you BJJ guys...dont think that everyone is gonna let it be one on one...street fighting is nasty...BJJ guys trying to do the one on one thing usually get all there friends dummied while thier busy conquesting...and then wake up bruised.
6. Never drop your weopon...whether it be hockey stick, keys , whatever...fuck that person up and fast.
7. Fuck honor.

So you see ...fighting is not very worthwhile unless it is for sport...then it can be fun...

One of the first things my old Sensei said was ( no, i am not grasshopper...) was when faced in a fight ...run...fight only if there IS NO OTHER OPTION...very wise words

07-26-2004, 10:34 PM
neverlearn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Banners, FPA, HPA, FLASH, Illustration, Web Design, Print, posters, business cards, LOGOS ...ICQ 210-450-833 Posts: 2,085	Fighting is for suckas and drunk people like me half the time Im one of those kind that got beat up in high school all the time...then went and trained in a number of things Heres my advice to the tough guys 1. When fighting outta high-school and on the street and in bars...expect to get arrested and charged, so make sure the opponent REALLY REALLY needs those scratches and possible shiner (thats about the damage most people inflict on a regular basis) for the two years you get on your third assualt you can be rest assured most people will call you a stand up guy. yeah...right. 2. People can and will kill each other in fights, happens all the time 3. If your gonna fight, for God's sakes shut your mouth and fight 4.Fight like the guy is trying to kill you. 5.dont start fights when you are alone...last thing you need is some BJJ guy pulling your arms and legs off in an alley and choking you out so no one can hear you scream in pain...and ...for you BJJ guys...dont think that everyone is gonna let it be one on one...street fighting is nasty...BJJ guys trying to do the one on one thing usually get all there friends dummied while thier busy conquesting...and then wake up bruised. 6. Never drop your weopon...whether it be hockey stick, keys , whatever...fuck that person up and fast. 7. Fuck honor. So you see ...fighting is not very worthwhile unless it is for sport...then it can be fun... One of the first things my old Sensei said was ( no, i am not grasshopper...) was when faced in a fight ...run...fight only if there IS NO OTHER OPTION...very wise words __________________ DICK TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.