This is the most fucked up dishwasher I've ever used.

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  • Lensman
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    • Jan 2001
    • 9846

    #1

    This is the most fucked up dishwasher I've ever used.

    I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

    So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

    The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

  • jimthefiend
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    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    dishwasher? where?

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    • JSA Matt
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      • Aug 2003
      • 5464

      #3
      I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"

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      • Alky
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        • Apr 2002
        • 5651

        #4
        Originally posted by JSA Matt
        I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"
        you people are quick... notice how he said they all broke?

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        • mangeli
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          • Dec 2003
          • 48

          #5
          Originally posted by JSA Matt
          I think the dishwasher is on the left, next to the "dryer"
          it is on the left. Next to the OVEN.
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          • pamphage
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            • Jan 2003
            • 3569

            #6


            hey that's a nice toaster. how many pieces can you make at once.
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            • StuartD
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              • Jul 2002
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              #7
              I bet those broken dishes came out nice and DRY though, didn't they?
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              • mastamindz
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                • Feb 2002
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                #8
                Which one... theres 3 dishwashers in the picture..















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                • liquidkid
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 219

                  #9
                  I'd fuck em.

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                  • Pete
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                    • Jan 2001
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                    #10
                    Nice dishwasher.
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                    • xxxoutsourcing
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                      • Oct 2003
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                      #11
                      That the new 7080 series washing machine with tumble dry, nice piece of kit for sure. can't see all of it tho, can ya get a better full shot?

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                      • Scott McD
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                        • Nov 2002
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                        #12
                        I don't know about my dishes, but if those 3 came round here, i'd give them a job to do...


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                        • Hindsight
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                          • Oct 2003
                          • 815

                          #13
                          Too skinny

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                          • Fu-Q
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                            • Jul 2003
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by mastamindz
                            Which one... theres 3 dishwashers in the picture..

                            hahahaha
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                            • pamphage
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                              • Jan 2003
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                              #15
                              it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?
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                              • Sly_RJ
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                                • Feb 2002
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                                #16
                                Someone told me the latest series of dishwashers can even toss salad. Anyone know something about that?
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                                • StuartD
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                                  • Jul 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Hindsight
                                  Too skinny
                                  Fine then, I'll keep them for myself.
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                                  • jimthefiend
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 18889

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pamphage
                                    it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

                                    dude thats a pimp setup in the ukraine

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                                    • SilverBalls
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                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 26

                                      #19
                                      Why you dont stop lookin at gentiles and get Jewish bush?

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                                      • Head
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                                        • Nov 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Pete
                                        Nice dishwasher.
                                        Vey nice dishwasher indeed!

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                                        • Scott McD
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                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 67792

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Hindsight
                                          Too skinny
                                          Gay ??


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                                          • punker barbie
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                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 10232

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Lensman
                                            [B]I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

                                            So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

                                            The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:

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                                            • BoNgHiTtA
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                                              • May 2003
                                              • 2176

                                              #23
                                              Having sex on the oven is a direct violation of Fire Code 292-38b. Please have your dishwashers remove there clothing from the oven top.

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                                              • JSA Matt
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                                                • Aug 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Scott McD

                                                Gay ??
                                                Thats the only explaination... too skinny, there is no such thing. Maybe you're just too FAT.

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                                                • hornycash
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • Hindsight
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                                                    • Oct 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Scott McD

                                                    Gay ??
                                                    Not at all bud, just used to fucking better... and I don't wank over less...

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                                                    • Brad Xtremepay
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                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                      #27
                                                      Oh Lensman, you're SUCH a joker.

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                                                      • Hindsight
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 815

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JSA Matt


                                                        Thats the only explaination... too skinny, there is no such thing. Maybe you're just too FAT.
                                                        Nope.

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                                                        • mangeli
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                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          in the words of another gfy member....

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                                                          • Cirrus
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                                                            • Feb 2002
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • magicmike
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                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              That looks like my washing machine.

                                                              It fucking rules, you can wash like 25 pairs of pants in one go.

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                                                              • Scott McD
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                                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Hindsight


                                                                Not at all bud, just used to fucking better... and I don't wank over less...

                                                                Lucky you then...


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                                                                • Babagirls
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 18812

                                                                  #33
                                                                  The "dishwasher" (lol) is actually a Two-In-One Washing Machine. I *HAD* one of those. It was nice cause you put you're clothes in it and walk away.....HOWEVER, it steam-drys (with low-pressure cold water) so one load of laundry took 3 1/2 fuckin hours!! Hence, the *had* part of this message!




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                                                                  • Hindsight
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                                                                    • Oct 2003
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Scott McD

                                                                    Lucky you then...
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                                                                    • steve_grogan
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                                                                      • Dec 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Interesting kitchen setup.

                                                                      My dishwasher is on the right

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                                                                      • magicmike
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by steve_grogan
                                                                        Interesting kitchen setup.

                                                                        My dishwasher is on the right



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                                                                        • Ben-MensNiche
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                                                                          • Dec 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                          I went to 2 girlfriend's apartment, and thought I would be nice and do the dishes for them (I don't do that sort of thing much, but they were so friendly, that I wanted to repay them).

                                                                          So I put all the dishes, silverware and glasses in there, put the soap in and turned it on. Next thing you know, they're all broken!

                                                                          The dishwasher is on the right in this pic:


                                                                          Well that cheered my day up, it's been a long one so far. Thanks Lensman

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                                                                          • Ross
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                                                                            • Sep 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Lensman
                                                                            pimp

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                                                                            • Lensman
                                                                              GFY Chaperone
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 9846

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Whaddya mean that's not a dishwasher?

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                                                                              • realrail
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                                                                                • Dec 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by steve_grogan
                                                                                Interesting kitchen setup.

                                                                                My dishwasher is on the right

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                                                                                • brizzad
                                                                                  holla
                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                  • 11769

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                                  Someone told me the latest series of dishwashers can even toss salad. Anyone know something about that?
                                                                                  lol idk about that...

                                                                                  but i'd shove my tongue so far up girl #3's ass

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                                                                                  • SleazyDream
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                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                    • 41470

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    why would someone have their laundry room in the same room as their kitchen?
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                                                                                    • jaYMan
                                                                                      peace&profit,
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 4885

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?
                                                                                      When i lived in the UK, the flat I stayed in, washer and dryer were both in the kitchen as well. Always wondered the same thing. They look funny over there too. Like little mini tampons compared to the big old winged pads we got here stateside...

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                                                                                      • pornJester
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                                                                                        • Mar 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        That's the cabbage turner Lensman, the dishwasher is on the left.


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                                                                                        • Dawgy
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                                                                                          • Jul 2001
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          thats a shitty tile job.
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                                                                                          • Trax
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                                                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                                                            • 14486

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by steve_grogan
                                                                                            Interesting kitchen setup.

                                                                                            My dishwasher is on the right

                                                                                            that made my day dude

                                                                                            awesome

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                                                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
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                                                                                              • Dec 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Dawgy
                                                                                              thats a shitty tile job.
                                                                                              -*- Its part of a design


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                                                                                              • silent moan
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by pamphage
                                                                                                it is hilarious tho. why the fuck IS there a dryer in a kitchen?

                                                                                                ..good question???

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