Competition! MMS software from Mansion Productions - Price worth $3,995 ! ! !

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  • leedsfan
    leedsfan
    • Jul 2002
    • 2564

    #151
    bump
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    • trafficbuyer
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 104

      #152
      Hindsight wins this easily, his text is f*cking awesome....he used his words great and you can see he researched their site...

      thanks...

      --mel
      Last edited by trafficbuyer; 12-19-2003, 11:43 AM.
      ICQ 160887469

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      • RogerV
        Banned!
        • Jul 2002
        • 12591

        #153
        Originally posted by juicyjew
        I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.




        LOL Now I'm pissed Paul you were suppose to dress up as a girl for my banner as one of the queens of the industry and now I see why you have been cheating on me and what you've been up to.

        Oystein your one lucky guy to have a whore like Paul. what did you have to do for this besides give away such a sweet deal.

        MPA2 and Paul deserve eachother

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        • juicyjew
          Registered User
          • Jan 2003
          • 71

          #154
          Originally posted by tootie
          I think he just called you a Facts of Life girl, and you laughed it off -- what a good sport! I almost feel bad about winning!
          Paul Dinin - Editor Grande - Consumption Junction - CJ Bucks - ICQ: 81537174

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          • tootie
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 6041

            #155
            Originally posted by juicyjew


            I think he just called you a Facts of Life girl, and you laughed it off -- what a good sport! I almost feel bad about winning!
            Uhhh... where do you think I got my nick from?


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            • PeerPatrick
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 444

              #156
              Originally posted by Brujah
              Check this out, you muthafuckas know what time it is
              I don't even know why I'm even on this page
              ya'll nigguz ain't even on my level
              I'ma let my little homies ride on you
              bitch made-ass wanna-be scripters -- deal with it!!
              ...in English please.
              PeerPatrick
              ICQ#150599121
              www.buydrm.com

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              • Ice
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 26053

                #157
                Originally posted by Hindsight



                Okay


                Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
                Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
                Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
                And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
                Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
                You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
                From Mansion Productions
                There's mad script constructions
                Slick intructions
                Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
                So fuck reductions
                Hit em with dialers and cheques too
                This text's true
                Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
                No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
                Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
                Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
                They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
                And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
                60% recurring and thats unconditionals
                And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
                So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



                Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.
                We have a winner folks... this gets my vote
                icq 1904905

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                • Brad Xtremepay
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2000

                  #158
                  Originally posted by Hindsight



                  Okay


                  Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
                  Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
                  Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
                  And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
                  Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
                  You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
                  From Mansion Productions
                  There's mad script constructions
                  Slick intructions
                  Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
                  So fuck reductions
                  Hit em with dialers and cheques too
                  This text's true
                  Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
                  No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
                  Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
                  Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
                  They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
                  And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
                  60% recurring and thats unconditionals
                  And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
                  So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



                  Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

                  The best - by far

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                  • juicyjew
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 71

                    #159
                    Originally posted by RogerV



                    LOL Now I'm pissed Paul you were suppose to dress up as a girl for my banner as one of the queens of the industry and now I see why you have been cheating on me and what you've been up to.

                    Oystein your one lucky guy to have a whore like Paul. what did you have to do for this besides give away such a sweet deal.

                    MPA2 and Paul deserve eachother
                    Roger, my camera disappeared when I was supposed to get those pics for you. I found the camera, and I've still got the miniskirt ready if you need a pic. Although, between your pics and this, people might begin to wonder about me.

                    Eh, fuck 'em.
                    Paul Dinin - Editor Grande - Consumption Junction - CJ Bucks - ICQ: 81537174

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                    • juicyjew
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 71

                      #160
                      Originally posted by tootie


                      Uhhh... where do you think I got my nick from?
                      http://www.tootieandfrootie.com/

                      ?
                      Paul Dinin - Editor Grande - Consumption Junction - CJ Bucks - ICQ: 81537174

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                      • tootie
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 6041

                        #161
                        Originally posted by juicyjew


                        http://www.tootieandfrootie.com/

                        ?
                        Hmm.. nope!

                        I like Tootie Ramsey. She roller skates

                        I love the 80's! (Strikes Back)


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                        • Hindsight
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 815

                          #162
                          *nervously waiting*

                          Man I need this MMS shit soooooo fucking badly.... just wish some of the peeps above were the judges..

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                          • GrimShawn
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 8120

                            #163
                            hindsite is the best, that dude will be a legend one day!

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                            • PeerPatrick
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 444

                              #164
                              I want the prize cause it's so grand.
                              One fish, two fish, in bush and hand.
                              Some said it's for shaving with it but that's just not true.
                              The mold on those folks brains must be furry and blue.
                              I like Oystein as a person, he's a fabulous intellectual.
                              The gay world would coo if he ever went homosexual.
                              Because Oystein is the man, unlike so much Industry rot.
                              And besides that, his wife is so F###ing hot.
                              We've "networked" till late, well into the night.
                              And when the pussy's passout we're up doing it right.
                              We drink and I smoke and we talk lots of shit.
                              BS or not the words are always legit.
                              Their truth rings clear like shiny silver bells.
                              I'm sure going to miss him when I'm relaxing in Hell.

                              So come one, come all and hail the man, you all can kiss his ass.
                              But I'm his bigggest fan.
                              PeerPatrick
                              ICQ#150599121
                              www.buydrm.com

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                              • SiMpLe
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2002
                                • 3221

                                #165
                                and the winner is.................?
                                Sean Holland
                                Vice President
                                OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                                SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                                888-775-1500

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                                • sweetums
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 2534

                                  #166
                                  Originally posted by juicyjew
                                  I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

                                  It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

                                  I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

                                  MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

                                  We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

                                  But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

                                  Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

                                  And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

                                  I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

                                  Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.



                                  OK.....it's either the sleep deprivation of Paul's getting funnier and funnier! Hands down THE winner in my opinion....

                                  I always knew you were gay


                                  *hugs*
                                  ICQ: 114549321

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                                  • Just Mike
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 3726

                                    #167
                                    WOW... Guys, this is Oystein writing from Mike at Sexentertain's computer. I am at a meeting here with him.

                                    This looks AMAZING and all I have to do now is to read over it all and pronounce a winner. This will all happen within the next 3 hours or so. Have to fight some LA traffic first....

                                    SWEEET!!!!!!

                                    I do have two favorites so far, that much I can say!

                                    PS. Seriously - this is Oystein

                                    EMAIL: [email protected] / ICQ: 56205262




                                    AWEMPIRE

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                                    • HollywoodChris
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 1282

                                      #168
                                      Originally posted by juicyjew
                                      I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

                                      It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

                                      I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

                                      MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

                                      We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

                                      But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

                                      Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

                                      And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

                                      I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

                                      Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.




                                      I must say...
                                      Goddamn brutha... You Deep!...
                                      Let me know what you think about the system... haha!

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                                      • - AFN -
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 3101

                                        #169
                                        This is THE ABSOLUTE WINNER -- hits the major objectives of Mansion productions -- describes the product clearly, describes the potential benefits, SELLS without hype.

                                        Winner!


                                        Originally posted by Hindsight



                                        Okay


                                        Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
                                        Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
                                        Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
                                        And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
                                        Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
                                        You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
                                        From Mansion Productions
                                        There's mad script constructions
                                        Slick intructions
                                        Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
                                        So fuck reductions
                                        Hit em with dialers and cheques too
                                        This text's true
                                        Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
                                        No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
                                        Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
                                        Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
                                        They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
                                        And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
                                        60% recurring and thats unconditionals
                                        And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
                                        So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



                                        Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.
                                        cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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                                        • Tala
                                          Fucked if I know
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 23368

                                          #170
                                          Originally posted by tootie
                                          MPA2 is the sexiest affiliate software on the planet. I want to lay down in a feather bed with it, surrounded by the soft, golden glow of candle light and make sweet love to it all night long. I want to shower MPA2 with kisses so tender and so gentle that MPA2 will think it's being kissed by the ruby red lips of God's very own angels. I want to marry MPA2 and have it's children and live together in peace and harmony for the rest of our natural lives and for all eternity. MPA2 is the unequivocal, undeniable, unmistakable leader in affiliate software and I promise to love, honor and cherish it for as long as we both shall live. I do.

                                          There is absolutely nothing comparable to this. Give tootie the prize.

                                          dammit, now I wanna go get laid.

                                          ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                                          • jimthefiend
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 18889

                                            #171
                                            Originally posted by Hindsight



                                            Okay


                                            Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
                                            Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
                                            Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
                                            And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
                                            Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
                                            You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
                                            From Mansion Productions
                                            There's mad script constructions
                                            Slick intructions
                                            Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
                                            So fuck reductions
                                            Hit em with dialers and cheques too
                                            This text's true
                                            Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
                                            No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
                                            Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
                                            Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
                                            They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
                                            And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
                                            60% recurring and thats unconditionals
                                            And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
                                            So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



                                            Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

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                                            • tootie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 6041

                                              #172
                                              I've got to head out for a little while, I'll be back later.

                                              Lots of luck, everyone! There have been some fantastic posts!


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                                              • OY
                                                Industry Pioneer
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 5401

                                                #173
                                                OK. Just got back from fighting LA traffic on a Friday afternoon.

                                                Time to announce a winner!!!





































                                                Just need to read it all over again, and let Garry have ONE word in, then this is a wrap!

                                                1/2 hour or so max...

                                                Keep checking this thread, partytime is about to start for one smart GFYer!!!



                                                Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software

                                                Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

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                                                • amacontent
                                                  STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 13035

                                                  #174
                                                  Hindsight is the clear winner here, not only is his text descriptive but the way he plays with the words is fucking great.. my vote would definatelygo to Hindsight"
                                                  Joe Loughlin
                                                  [email protected]
                                                  TEAM- joeloughlin. Telegram - AMA_JOE
                                                  https://www.amaproduction.com

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                                                  • maxjohan
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 7219

                                                    #175
                                                    It's the final countdown... da da da ..

                                                    Of course I didn't mean poison brotha..now can I get the prize plz?

                                                    I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

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                                                    • SinisterStudios
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 3087

                                                      #176
                                                      We did the demo of MMS and i have to say we were very impressed, MMS looks as sweet as Jenna Jamesons pussy must taste, Id give my first born for either, but unforntunetly i cant afford either I dont know you guys but hopefully get to meet in Vegas. All i can say is you guys are the shit for making such a great proggie.It is the best i have seen so far on the market, and the sexy voice you have narrating the demo could sell me ice in alaska.
                                                      Sinister Studios
                                                      "Thinking is the hardest work there is, that's why so FEW people engage in it." Henry Ford
                                                      Last edited by SinisterStudios; 12-19-2003, 02:32 PM.
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                                                      • OY
                                                        Industry Pioneer
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 5401

                                                        #177
                                                        Originally posted by Oystein
                                                        Competition! MMS software from Mansion Productions - Price worth $3,995 ! ! ! (Lensman approved)

                                                        This is a very stupid competition with a very serious price!

                                                        MMS - Member Management System from the creators of MPA2!

                                                        To win you will have to be the one person/company that says the best, sexiest, loveliest thing about one of the following:

                                                        1. Mansion Productions

                                                        2. Any of our products:
                                                        MMS , MPA2 , HostMansion , MoneyMansion , DesignMansion , or maybe ContentMansion .

                                                        3. Oystein

                                                        4. Garry

                                                        You say the best thing, you win the price!!!

                                                        Competition is officially over in exactly 3 days from start.

                                                        PS. I am judge and executioner (no matter what Garry will try to say, so a hint is to praise me more than anything....)

                                                        Have at it and may the smartest GFY'er win!

                                                        and of course, in the spirit of GFY




                                                        So here we are, at the end of a totally funny competition with a very serious price!!!

                                                        And the verdict is as follows (you are allowed to post your comments about the verdict... )


                                                        It was a very very very tight fight for first place. The three top contenders narrowed down to:

                                                        TOOTIE, JUICYJEW and HINDSIGHT!






















                                                        Now who will it be?????

                                                        More to follow... in 2 minutes...
                                                        Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software

                                                        Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

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                                                        • Hindsight
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 815

                                                          #178
                                                          for fucks sake man!!

                                                          LMAO

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                                                          • ATL_Ryan
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                            • 1519

                                                            #179
                                                            It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.

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                                                            • Bambi911xx
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 157

                                                              #180
                                                              Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
                                                              It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.
                                                              I agree there !!

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                                                              • garry
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 680

                                                                #181
                                                                Everyone !

                                                                While Oystein is writing the final message about who is the lucky winner I just wanted to thank everyone that have posted their sincerely thoughts about us and Mansion Productions services. And what even amazed me the most was that everyone said only true things about us and our products ;)

                                                                But seriously. Some of these posts made my eye wet. You guys are good !! All of you ! So from the bottom of my hart, thanks a million. I just wish I could afford to give you all a free version of the MMMS system.

                                                                See you all in Vegas. Stop buy our booth ( BOOTH #123 ) and check out my bad Norwegian accent !!!
                                                                The Creator Of THE STANDARD* *in Affiliate Program Software - We make affiliates and program owners more money! MPA3® – Anything Else Is A Replica

                                                                Choose between our impressive lineup of software's: MPA3® PRO - MPA3® ENTERPRISE - MPA3® Standard -MAS® CMS - and topping it off with amazing DESIGN, Consulting and Webmaster Services! "Your Mansion of Opportunities!"

                                                                Around since 1997 and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" to the industry. MPA3® V5 - The most intuitive Affiliate Program Software ever made - MPA3® V5 – Anything Else Is A Replica

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                                                                • Bambi911xx
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 157

                                                                  #182
                                                                  Originally posted by garry
                                                                  So from the bottom of my hart, thanks a million.
                                                                  What's a hart?

                                                                  (giggles)

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                                                                  • garry
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 680

                                                                    #183
                                                                    Originally posted by Bambi911xx


                                                                    What's a hart?

                                                                    (giggles)
                                                                    heheeh I told you about my accent Heart then,, now happy ?
                                                                    The Creator Of THE STANDARD* *in Affiliate Program Software - We make affiliates and program owners more money! MPA3® – Anything Else Is A Replica

                                                                    Choose between our impressive lineup of software's: MPA3® PRO - MPA3® ENTERPRISE - MPA3® Standard -MAS® CMS - and topping it off with amazing DESIGN, Consulting and Webmaster Services! "Your Mansion of Opportunities!"

                                                                    Around since 1997 and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" to the industry. MPA3® V5 - The most intuitive Affiliate Program Software ever made - MPA3® V5 – Anything Else Is A Replica

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                                                                    • Ice
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 26053

                                                                      #184
                                                                      Originally posted by garry
                                                                      Everyone !

                                                                      While Oystein is writing the final message about who is the lucky winner
                                                                      Holy fuck.... how long does it take to write...

                                                                      And the winner is________
                                                                      icq 1904905

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                                                                      • Tala
                                                                        Fucked if I know
                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 23368

                                                                        #185
                                                                        Come on! Give three away, one to each! Or give the big one away and two smaller prizes. It's the Holiday Season.

                                                                        ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                                                                        • Brujah
                                                                          Beer Money Baron
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 22157

                                                                          #186
                                                                          The winner is:
                                                                          Brujah!

                                                                          Thank you thank you. I'd like to thank 2pac for providing the inspiration for a script battle. I'd like to thank all the other management script authors for being such good sports about it.

                                                                          Oh, and THANKS TO ALL THE FANS in the nosebleed section!

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                                                                          • SiMpLe
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 3221

                                                                            #187
                                                                            TOOTIE, JUICYJEW and HINDSIGHT!


                                                                            DAMN IT!

                                                                            Good luck guys!
                                                                            Sean Holland
                                                                            Vice President
                                                                            OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                                                                            SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                                                                            888-775-1500

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                                                                            • OY
                                                                              Industry Pioneer
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 5401

                                                                              #188
                                                                              The winner of this MMMS (Mansion Member Management System) competition is................................................ .....

                                                                              JUICYJEW!!!!!

                                                                              CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BRAND NEW AND FREE MMMS!!!

                                                                              Your writing is beyond spectacular and we felt very very flattered about everything you had to say. And the picture you included gave us tears in our eyes...





                                                                              But wait, there is more!!!!



























                                                                              We want to give something out to the runner up in the competition too. You were SOOOOO CLOSE, but since we only could have one winner?.

                                                                              HINDSIGHT ? If you want it, of course, we will give you $3,000 off your purchase of MMMS. So instead of $3,995 ? YOU will only be charged $1K. It is up to you, but we think that is a pretty good deal.




                                                                              And then there is Tootie??..














                                                                              What to do, what to do???..




















                                                                              TOOTIE ? How would you like a FREE COPY of MPA2 RENT VERSION!?!?!?! (only have to cover the monthly rent fees?.)

                                                                              YOU DESERVE IT!!! And not to mention, it is XMAS!

                                                                              I loooove being SANTA - - - Ho ho ho!!!


                                                                              MERRY XMAS EVERYONE!


                                                                              Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software

                                                                              Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

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                                                                              • SiMpLe
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                                • 3221

                                                                                #189
                                                                                Nice spread Oy! (I mean Santa Oy)
                                                                                Sean Holland
                                                                                Vice President
                                                                                OrbitalPay / Global Electronic Technology (GET)
                                                                                SKYPE: iam.sean ::: sholland at orbitalpay.com
                                                                                888-775-1500

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                                                                                • Bambi911xx
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 157

                                                                                  #190



                                                                                  Thanks for then fun!

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                                                                                  • Bambi911xx
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                    • 157

                                                                                    #191
                                                                                    Originally posted by garry


                                                                                    heheeh I told you about my accent Heart then,, now happy ?
                                                                                    Oh heart! Yeah I have one of those to! ;-)

                                                                                    Always happy thanks!

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                                                                                    • Hindsight
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                      • 815

                                                                                      #192
                                                                                      Doh!



                                                                                      Congrats JuicyJew.


                                                                                      Yeah erm.. thanks for the offer of the discount but fuck my pride I'll tell you straight I don't have a spare $1k right now..





                                                                                      Dunno, maybe if you could postpone this offer, that'd be ace... if not.. tough shit for me I guess.

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                                                                                      • ATL_Ryan
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                                        • 1519

                                                                                        #193
                                                                                        Originally posted by CJ_Ryan
                                                                                        It's been more than 2 minutes. I'm sure the Juicy Jew will win though.

                                                                                        Can I say....I told you so!

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                                                                                        • BrentD
                                                                                          ZothNET.com
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 1426

                                                                                          #194
                                                                                          Originally posted by Oystein
                                                                                          TOOTIE ? How would you like a FREE COPY of MPA2 RENT VERSION!?!?!?! (only have to cover the monthly rent fees?.)

                                                                                          YOU DESERVE IT!!! And not to mention, it is XMAS


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                                                                                          Congrats Tootie, thanks Oystein for including the top 3 with prizes, great contest btw


                                                                                          THIS FORUM SUCKS - RUDE ASS IDIOTS!!!

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                                                                                          • Bambi911xx
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                                            • 157

                                                                                            #195
                                                                                            Originally posted by CJ_Ryan



                                                                                            Can I say....I told you so!


                                                                                            Yeah that was priceless! ;-)

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                                                                                            • Tala
                                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 23368

                                                                                              #196
                                                                                              Congrats everyone!!

                                                                                              ICQ: 11120676 | Google: mindcrime | Skype: suitemindcrime|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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                                                                                              • OY
                                                                                                Industry Pioneer
                                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                                • 5401

                                                                                                #197
                                                                                                I also want to thank Lensman for letting us have this insanely stupid, but fun, competition on his board.

                                                                                                Thanks Lens!

                                                                                                Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software

                                                                                                Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

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                                                                                                • Hindsight
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                  • 815

                                                                                                  #198
                                                                                                  Just wanna thank Oystein for confirming I can postpone this offer until whenever.

                                                                                                  WOOT WOOT I'm happy now

                                                                                                  Fucking Christmas and bad judgement has crippled me recently. But fuck it I'm happy with a $3k discount fuck yeah I am!

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                                                                                                  • SomeCreep
                                                                                                    :glugglug
                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                                                                    • 26118

                                                                                                    #199
                                                                                                    200 kind words

                                                                                                    Webair Hosting

                                                                                                    I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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                                                                                                    • OY
                                                                                                      Industry Pioneer
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 5401

                                                                                                      #200


                                                                                                      What the heck could I say to this one???

                                                                                                      Nothing........

                                                                                                      Around since 1997, and the company that introduced "Cascading Billing" in MPA3® Affiliate Management and Tracking Software

                                                                                                      Outsourcing With A Norwegian Twist - NordBits - Inquire within!

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