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  • Libertine
    sex dwarf
    • May 2002
    • 17860

    #1

    I'm in so much pain right now...

    Fuck, just stepped in a huge fucking nail. Damn thing impaled my fucking heel, almost couldn't pull it out

    Fuck that. I need a beer.
    /(bb|[^b]{2})/
  • quiet
    we'll miss you our friend. RIP
    • Sep 2001
    • 25115

    #2
    just fuck the pain away.
    we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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    • Pete
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 6617

      #3
      put a cold beer on it to keep the swelling down!
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      • PersianKitty
        Meow Media Inc.
        • Jul 2001
        • 7785

        #4
        Originally posted by punkworld
        Fuck, just stepped in a huge fucking nail. Damn thing impaled my fucking heel, almost couldn't pull it out

        Fuck that. I need a beer.
        If you aren't up to date on your tetanus shot..go get one ASAP

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        • Libertine
          sex dwarf
          • May 2002
          • 17860

          #5
          Originally posted by quiet
          just fuck the pain away.
          Not in the mood to go fuck myself
          /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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          • Amputate Your Head
            There can be only one
            • Aug 2001
            • 39075

            #6
            Crack yourself in the head with a 4x6 plank a few dozen times... you'll forget all about the foot.
            SIG TOO BIG

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            • NBDesign
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2003
              • 5814

              #7
              I have two extra nails and a wooden cross... you interested?

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              • Libertine
                sex dwarf
                • May 2002
                • 17860

                #8
                Originally posted by PersianKitty


                If you aren't up to date on your tetanus shot..go get one ASAP
                It wasn't an old, rusty one, but a nice fresh one my housemate apparently left lying around.
                /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                • Tala
                  Fucked if I know
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 23368

                  #9
                  Originally posted by punkworld


                  It wasn't an old, rusty one, but a nice fresh one my housemate apparently left lying around.
                  Doesn't matter, the tetnus virus can be found on clean, new nails too. If you're not up to date on your tetnus shot, go get one.

                  And stick some ice on your foot and prop it up and get comfy and watch a good movie.

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                  • PersianKitty
                    Meow Media Inc.
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 7785

                    #10
                    " Tetanus, commonly called lockjaw, is a bacterial disease that affects the nervous system. It is contracted through a cut or wound that becomes contaminated with tetanus bacteria. The bacteria can get in through even a tiny pinprick or scratch, but deep puncture wounds or cuts like those made by nails or knives are especially susceptible to infection with tetanus. Tetanus bacteria are present worldwide and are commonly found in soil, dust and manure. Infection with tetanus causes severe muscle spasms, leading to "locking" of the jaw so the patient cannot open his/her mouth or swallow, and may even lead to death by suffocation. Tetanus is not transmitted from person to person.

                    Symptoms
                    Common first signs of tetanus are a headache and muscular stiffness in the jaw (lockjaw) followed by stiffness of the neck, difficulty in swallowing, rigidity of abdominal muscles, spasms, sweating and fever.

                    Symptoms usually begin 8 days after the infection, but may range in onset from 3 days to 3 weeks."

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                    • ytcracker
                      stc is the greatest
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 12403

                      #11
                      Originally posted by punkworld


                      It wasn't an old, rusty one, but a nice fresh one my housemate apparently left lying around.
                      make the sonofabitch pay
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                      • Ross
                        Ik ben een aap
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 18874

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        Crack yourself in the head with a 4x6 plank a few dozen times... you'll forget all about the foot.
                        Un-orthodoxed method of recovery but could work

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          definately get a tetanus shot dude.... I had to get one when I got stabbed in '86. Lockjaw ain't no joke.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • PenetratinP
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 2689

                            #14
                            pics?...eww...wait, nevermind.

                            Damn man......I wish you a speedy recovery.

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                            TETANUS SHOT

                            Dear Alice,
                            If you step on a nail and have not had a tetanus shot in the last five years, how soon should a person be vaccinated? 24 hours? 48 hours?

                            --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                            Tetanus shots usually last for 10 years; however, if you have had a severe wound with a rusty nail, a booster shot within 48 hours is extra protection.

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                            • PersianKitty
                              Meow Media Inc.
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7785

                              #15
                              I haven't had a tetanus shot in years. I had a terrible allergic reaction to one in my early teens. I was told if I ever needed one again, they'd have to split the dosage into 2 or 3 shots over several days.

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                              • Head
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2003
                                • 8278

                                #16
                                Hope you had a tetanus shot!

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                                • SilverBalls
                                  Registered User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 26

                                  #17
                                  sorry bto hear it man

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                                  • Spunky
                                    I need a beer
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 133978

                                    #18
                                    Go lay the beats on him.. And then make him take you to the hospital

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                                    • digifan
                                      The Profiler
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14618

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                      I haven't had a tetanus shot in years. I had a terrible allergic reaction to one in my early teens. I was told if I ever needed one again, they'd have to split the dosage into 2 or 3 shots over several days.
                                      Ouch...
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                                      • Ben-MensNiche
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 726

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by punkworld
                                        Fuck, just stepped in a huge fucking nail. Damn thing impaled my fucking heel, almost couldn't pull it out

                                        Fuck that. I need a beer.
                                        Few years back I did the same thing, I was running across our local cricket field, and there was an old plank of wood which I ran across. 6" nail right through my shoe, through my foot and out the other side...funny, but the tetanus shot in my ass hurt more than the nail in my foot.

                                        As the nurse put the needle in, I wriggled and she let go of it. There was me laying out on the table with my pants around my ankles and a 100ml syringe sticking out of my ass. If I ever have to have another tetanus shot in my ass, I think I'll just kill myself first, hehe.

                                        Moral of this story, don't let your mom take you into hospital or she'll have a nurse stab you in your ass.

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