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  • dig420
    Confirmed User
    • May 2001
    • 9240

    #1

    Republicans in direct contact with God

    from this article:

    The governor of the strait-laced New England state of Connecticut has rejected calls for his resignation over corruption allegations, saying he is in direct contact with God.

    In a performance worthy of a fallen "televangelist" John Rowland, who has admitted accepting favours and gifts from powerful businessmen, defended his position by saying the Almighty had called to him "loud and clear" in his "adversity".

    Mr Rowland, a Republican who faces a federal inquiry into the awarding of lucrative state contracts, spoke flanked by local soldiers recently returned from Iraq.

    He hailed the capture of Saddam Hussein, conceding that the operation did not involve any troops from his state, but adding: "It could have been any one of our Connecticut servicemen or women."

    ... At the same public appearance, the governor's wife delivered her own version of the poem The Night Before Christmas, in which she predicted that Father Christmas would deliver coal, rather than presents, to a local newspaper which unmasked her husband as lying about who paid for expensive repairs to their lakeside cottage.
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    oh man, conservatives are always good for a laugh
  • NBDesign
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 5814

    #2
    God only loves american republicans... the rest of us are going to hell.

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    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860

      #3
      God is dead.
      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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      • Juicybone
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 170

        #4
        While if psychos, weirdos and criminals are democrats their political stance is not worthy of mention.

        Honourable.

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        • Ron2k1
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2001
          • 1573

          #5
          I feel sorry for the people that always believed, but I will reveal a secret: god does not exist

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          • dig420
            Confirmed User
            • May 2001
            • 9240

            #6
            Originally posted by Juicybone
            While if psychos, weirdos and criminals are democrats their political stance is not worthy of mention.

            Honourable.
            What? I don't speak conservative, say it in English.

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            • Dravyk
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 1202

              #7
              All conservatives think they sit at the right hand of God!

              More so when they're commiting a crime.
              All Of 'Em

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              • NBDesign
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 5814

                #8
                Here read this... it will scare the shit out of you....

                http://www.harpers.org/JesusPlusNothing.html?pg=1

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                • Phoenix
                  BACON BACON BACON
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475

                  #9
                  ahman...kabooom


                  im moving way up north again...religion and pwoer have never made a good combo


                  just look at all the recorded history we have
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                  • Juicybone
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 170

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dig420


                    What? I don't speak conservative, say it in English.
                    You understood the point perfectly, and dare not answer to it.

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                    • Dravyk
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 1202

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NBDesign
                      Here read this... it will scare the shit out of you....

                      http://www.harpers.org/JesusPlusNothing.html?pg=1
                      It did.
                      All Of 'Em

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                      • NBDesign
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 5814

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dravyk
                        It did.
                        Yep... know the feeling....

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                        • Loryn
                          Super Connector
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 12853

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dravyk
                          All conservatives think they sit at the right hand of God!

                          More so when they're commiting a crime.
                          ALL???? You know ALL of them and what they think and believe??

                          You are truly an IDIOT!!!
                          ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~




                          RIP TD

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                          • dig420
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2001
                            • 9240

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Juicybone


                            You understood the point perfectly, and dare not answer to it.
                            yes that's right, I dare not

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                            • dig420
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2001
                              • 9240

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com


                              ALL???? You know ALL of them and what they think and believe??

                              You are truly an IDIOT!!!
                              I only know the ones on Fox news

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                              • ChumpChange
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 329

                                #16
                                If they were Muslims saying that then it be a 'problem'

                                freaks
                                ticking

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                                • - AFN -
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 3101

                                  #17
                                  You didn't know that? That's why republicans love telling people how to live their lives.


                                  Originally posted by dig420
                                  from this article:

                                  The governor of the strait-laced New England state of Connecticut has rejected calls for his resignation over corruption allegations, saying he is in direct contact with God.

                                  In a performance worthy of a fallen "televangelist" John Rowland, who has admitted accepting favours and gifts from powerful businessmen, defended his position by saying the Almighty had called to him "loud and clear" in his "adversity".

                                  Mr Rowland, a Republican who faces a federal inquiry into the awarding of lucrative state contracts, spoke flanked by local soldiers recently returned from Iraq.

                                  He hailed the capture of Saddam Hussein, conceding that the operation did not involve any troops from his state, but adding: "It could have been any one of our Connecticut servicemen or women."

                                  ... At the same public appearance, the governor's wife delivered her own version of the poem The Night Before Christmas, in which she predicted that Father Christmas would deliver coal, rather than presents, to a local newspaper which unmasked her husband as lying about who paid for expensive repairs to their lakeside cottage.
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                                  oh man, conservatives are always good for a laugh
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                                  • Roger
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2003
                                    • 3181

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ron2k1
                                    I feel sorry for the people that always believed, but I will reveal a secret: god does not exist
                                    How dare you deny my existence?

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                                    • dig420
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 9240

                                      #19
                                      Patriotism and religion are a scoundrel's last refuges. When you see a politician wrapping himself in the flag watch out!

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                                      • Juicybone
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 170

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dig420
                                        Patriotism and religion are a scoundrel's last refuges. When you see a politician wrapping himself in the flag watch out!
                                        Actually, pot and drugs are the scoundrels' last refuge, the last escape from a reality and a world they are incapable of dealing with. Right, dig420?

                                        I am not defending religion here. Religion is as much reality-escape as drugs. But your statements are disgusting.

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                                        • dig420
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 9240

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Juicybone


                                          Actually, pot and drugs are the scoundrels' last refuge, the last escape from a reality and a world they are incapable of dealing with. Right, dig420?

                                          I am not defending religion here. Religion is as much reality-escape as drugs. But your statements are disgusting.
                                          yes DISGUSTING!! I am a NASTY NASTY little democrat!

                                          I should be spanked.

                                          drugs are bad.

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