Was Olive Oil a Tramp?

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  • Ice
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 26053

    #1

    Was Olive Oil a Tramp?

    Signs that Olive Oil might be a tramp.


    Every Tuesday Whimpy pays Olive $40 for the "Hambuger"

    Popeye always pauses and winks at Olive before completing the phrase "Well blow me down"

    Her legs are even MORE bow legged right after fleet week.

    She named Sweetpea after its father, er well the most likely father, er well the ship that was in port that week.

    When women friends complain about how stupid men are, and mention that "Bluto is really thick", Olive sighs whistfully and says "He sure is".

    Popeyes theme song takes on new meaning when you know that his pet name for Olive is "Me Spinich"

    Her two main boyfriends are a big ugly bully and a guy named after a fish disease.

    When a sailor says "Thar she blows", he is usually in the back seat of a car with Olive.

    3 words..... Spinich Flavored Panties.

    Sailors always break out laughing when they pass cans of "Virgin Olive Oil" in the market.
    icq 1904905
  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    lol

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    • myjah
      Back in the harbor
      • Sep 2003
      • 11482

      #3
      haha - that puts a whole new spin on things!
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      • XxXotic
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2002
        • 8500

        #4
        sounds like a letterman top 10
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        • Head
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2003
          • 8278

          #5
          Not bad at all!

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          • asuna
            Confirmed User
            • May 2002
            • 8743

            #6
            Originally posted by XxXotic
            sounds like a letterman top 10
            That won't pass censors

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            • pradaboy
              sell me your banners
              • Dec 2003
              • 12931

              #7
              never thought of her that way...
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              • Mikey_219Inc
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 1876

                #8
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