<sarcasm>I love spam!!! Spam me some more please!!!</sarcasm>

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  • psyko514
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    • Oct 2002
    • 22366

    #1

    <sarcasm>I love spam!!! Spam me some more please!!!</sarcasm>

    So I decided to setup a few old email accounts in Outlook Express. I seldom check these accounts; some haven't been checked since January. The accounts are either related to my mainstream sites or old personal accounts.

    Here are the results:



    2959 new email messages. Over three accounts. WTF?

    Norton was going apeshit scanning all the emails. Several hundred were quarantined/deleted as they were infected with Netsky.

    On a positive note, I've purchaed a lifetime supply of Viagra, Cialis, Xanax and a few other prescription drugs.

    I've also refinanced my mortgage at a low rate, cleared all my credit card debt, enlarged my penis and breasts, had 700 hotties ask me out, won hundreds of cash prizes of various amounts, increased my libido, lost weight and found the secret to the ultimate orgasm.

    As if that wasn't enough, I have a few hundred thousand dollars in credits at various casinos, I have several prizes waiting for me, a few African diplomats want to share multimillion dollar fortunes with me and I can get amzing discounts on software and electronics!!

    And I've also learned hundreds of new words and hundreds of spelling variations of words such as penis, viagra and cialis.

    Spam is great.

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  • samuel
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 1986

    #2
    well, now you can see how useful spam is.. what would you do with your life without it?.. I'm sure you will get quickly bored if tomorrow you don't get one of those emails..

    samuel

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    • newbreed
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 9898

      #3
      Mr. Psycho, can you please send me any extra Viagra you have?

      Thanks.

      Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
      I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
      fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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      • psyko514
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        • Oct 2002
        • 22366

        #4
        More spam pretty please!

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        • brand0n
          been very busy
          • Nov 2002
          • 26983

          #5
          slickcash sarah got your icq?
          want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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          • psyko514
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            • Oct 2002
            • 22366

            #6
            Originally posted by brand0n
            slickcash sarah got your icq?
            did she delete a post in this thread or did you mess up?

            you can have my icq if you want ;)

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            • SykkBoy2
              Jesus loves bacon
              • Feb 2001
              • 19969

              #7
              Originally posted by newbreed
              Mr. Psycho, can you please send me any extra Viagra you have?

              Thanks.
              hold on, let me email you about a fantastic deal on Viagra
              ;-))
              Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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