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QUOTES:
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."-- Sharon Stone
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack
Nicholson
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."-- Robin Williams
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."--
Roseanne
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of
course, men are just grateful."--Robert De Niro
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."-- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."
-- Robin Williams
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