Thread: Fuck you if you can't take a joke
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:41 AM  
Anna_O
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Quote:
Originally posted by CDSmith
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining
to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and
stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

"How long will it take? " she asks.
They'll grow larger over a period of years" he replies.

The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts over years will make them grow bigger"?

Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked for your butt; didn't it?"


One of the best jokes I've ever heard
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