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Lightspeed announces acquisitions

12-17-2003, 08:19 AM

I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction, YnotMasters and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, LightspeedMasters and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

Steve Lightspeed

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12-17-2003, 08:19 AM

here comes the army of sheepole...

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12-17-2003, 08:20 AM

Bwahahhaha nice try, Steve :P

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12-17-2003, 08:20 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli
here comes the army of sheepole...

Get out of here with your hateration.

Lightspeed rocks and they are taking over, just deal with it.

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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12-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Does this mean YNOT Bob is my new bitch?

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12-17-2003, 08:21 AM

i guess lightspeed wasn't 'sleazy' enough.........

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12-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Steve, about my raise...
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12-17-2003, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Get out of here with your hateration.

Lightspeed rocks and they are taking over, just deal with it.

just anger, laid you must get

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12-17-2003, 08:22 AM

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12-17-2003, 08:22 AM

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12-17-2003, 08:22 AM

Rumor has it Steve has been talking with Bill Gates lately. LightSoft is in the not so distant future?

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12-17-2003, 08:22 AM

Hahaha...nice!

Since you are acquiring a bunch of stuff today, how about acquiring me as an employee?

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12-17-2003, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

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12-17-2003, 08:23 AM

Steve, don't forget about your live radio show today.

The LightspeedMoney Show at 1:00 pm pacific.

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12-17-2003, 08:24 AM

I get it..

This is Steve's version of the 12 days of Xmas. ;)

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12-17-2003, 08:25 AM

the largest? what in terms of employees

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12-17-2003, 08:25 AM

So now we know who got the reward money for the capture of Saddam.

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12-17-2003, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty
I get it..

This is Steve's version of the 12 days of Xmas. ;)

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

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12-17-2003, 08:26 AM

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12-17-2003, 08:29 AM

Sheesh, I was just getting use to working for YNOT... guess I'm now a wholly owned subsidiary of LightspeedMasters.

I heard lightspeed has also purchased the top level domain rights for .ls from the country of Lesotho http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/lt.html so that all these companies will be:

lightspeedmaster.ls
lightspeedfoto.ls
lightspeedbill.ls

b.

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12-17-2003, 08:29 AM

Congrats Steve !! Good job
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12-17-2003, 08:31 AM

Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

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12-17-2003, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

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12-17-2003, 08:37 AM

Hahahah....

Well, guess our calendar moved all the way up to April 1st!! My how time flies!!

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12-17-2003, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Ding Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner!

Okieee.. what do I win??

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12-17-2003, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by PersianKitty

Okieee.. what do I win??

Just pick a company, the house or the car.
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12-17-2003, 08:43 AM

i am pleased to announce i have bought everything...please turn in your domains by the end of the day
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12-17-2003, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by Peaches

Just pick a company, the house or the car.

ROFL! Somehow I knew that was coming.

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12-17-2003, 08:46 AM

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Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

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12-17-2003, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money

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12-17-2003, 08:57 AM

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Steve, about my raise...

Yeah Steve, me too. And Sean and I should get motorcycles like all the other employees...

I look forward to moving LightspeedNet to Arizona (LBBV will love returning home!)

When can we all come over to your new house and drive the new car??

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12-17-2003, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by buran
Sheesh, I was just getting use to working for YNOT... guess I'm now a wholly owned subsidiary of LightspeedMasters.

I heard lightspeed has also purchased the top level domain rights for .ls from the country of Lesotho http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/lt.html so that all these companies will be:

lightspeedmaster.ls
lightspeedfoto.ls
lightspeedbill.ls

b.

From the country info page:
HIV/AIDS - adult prevalence rate:
31% (2001 est.)

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12-17-2003, 09:33 AM

i'd like to be acquired today
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12-17-2003, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

You're Not pulling his chain are you ??

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12-17-2003, 09:44 AM

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12-17-2003, 09:46 AM

Steve, what kind of drugs are you using now? Hallucinogens?

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12-17-2003, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Eve
Hahaha...nice!

Since you are acquiring a bunch of stuff today, how about acquiring me as an employee?

Me to please!
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12-17-2003, 09:53 AM

damn...steve rejected my offer to buy me out for $100
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12-17-2003, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Now Brad will have to make 5 more long distance calls to see if its all true....

I actually believed you on the Ferrari. Figured it was Brad Shaw envy

Imagined you got a 30 year note, or 2nd mortgage. You pushed your luck on a house that costs more than you will ever see in your lifetime though.

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12-17-2003, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by BradShaw

I actually believed you on the Ferrari. Figured it was Brad Shaw envy

Imagined you got a 30 year note, or 2nd mortgage. You pushed your luck on a house that costs more than you will ever see in your lifetime though.

It's in closing Brad, just ask JFK, he knows real estate

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12-17-2003, 10:01 AM

Right so hold the fuck on. Did you really buy a ferrarri? Don't lie about this shit man. Ferrarri's have feelings too and Karma is a bitch!
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12-17-2003, 10:09 AM

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12-17-2003, 10:43 AM

Let the truth be known!!!

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12-17-2003, 10:56 AM

Steve you are a legend in your own lunch time !
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12-17-2003, 11:05 AM

Originally posted by Cindyff
Steve you are a legend in your own lunch time !

.... and his own lunchbox

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12-17-2003, 11:07 AM

Can I share an office with Jordan?
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12-17-2003, 11:07 AM

Please.
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12-17-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I am proud to annouce several acquisitions have closed today, making Lightspeed Media the single largest online adult entertainment company in the world!

NationalNet, CCbill, ConsumptionJunction, YnotMasters and Falcon Foto have all been wholly purchased by Lightspeed Media for an unholy amount of money, and will be immediately renamed, respectively, LightspeedNet, LightspeedBill, LightspeedJunction, LightspeedMasters and LightspeedFoto!

We are pleased to have these fine companies under the Lightspeed brand, and we look forward to a smooth transition going into 2004!

Steve Lightspeed

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12-17-2003, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by RichC

It's in closing Brad, just ask JFK, he knows real estate

JKF seems to know everythng when it comes to Steve. Like his little lap dog. I think he needs a new lap though, guess he is out of tricks to teach.

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12-17-2003, 12:41 PM

Id work on the office first..
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