07-23-2004, 08:10 AM
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WW4L
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: over the river and through the woods
Posts: 10,581
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Quote:
Originally posted by CDSmith
Four friends reunited at a party after thirty years. After a few laughs
and drinks, one of them left to visit the rest room. The others began to
talk about their kids and their successes.
The first man said, "I am really proud of my son; he is my pride and
joy. He started working at the bottom of a very successful company. He
studied economics and business administration, and he was soon promoted
and began to climb the corporate ladder, becoming the general manager.
Now he is the president of the company. He is so rich that he could
afford to give his best friend a top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz for his
birthday."
The second man said, "Wow, that's terrific! My son also is my pride and
joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a travel agency for a
big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed
to become a partner in the company where he now owns a majority of the
assets. He became so rich that he recently gave his best friend a brand
new jet for his birthday."
The third man said, "Well, well, congratulations! My son is also my
pride and the apple of my eye and he is also wealthy. He studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. He started his own
construction company and became quite successful and a multimillionaire.
He too gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend
for his birthday -- he gave him a 30,000 sq ft mansion built especially
for his friend."
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of
their sons. The fourth friend who had gone to the restroom returned and
asked, "What is going on -- what are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three explained, "We were talking about the mutual pride we
feel for the successes of our sons." And then he asked, "What about your
son?"
The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and he makes a living dancing as
a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends commiserated, "What a shame -- that must
be horrible for you. What disappointment you must feel."
The fourth man replied, "Oh no, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my
son and I love him well. He is my pride and joy, and he is very
fortunate, too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other
day he received a brand new jet, a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, and a
top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends."
muhahahaaa 
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