So I decided to setup a few old email accounts in Outlook Express. I seldom check these accounts; some haven't been checked since January. The accounts are either related to my mainstream sites or old personal accounts.
Here are the results:
2959 new email messages. Over three accounts. WTF?
Norton was going apeshit scanning all the emails. Several hundred were quarantined/deleted as they were infected with Netsky.
On a positive note, I've purchaed a lifetime supply of Viagra, Cialis, Xanax and a few other prescription drugs.
I've also refinanced my mortgage at a low rate, cleared all my credit card debt, enlarged my penis and breasts, had 700 hotties ask me out, won hundreds of cash prizes of various amounts, increased my libido, lost weight and found the secret to the ultimate orgasm.
As if that wasn't enough, I have a few hundred thousand dollars in credits at various casinos, I have several prizes waiting for me, a few African diplomats want to share multimillion dollar fortunes with me and I can get amzing discounts on software and electronics!!
And I've also learned hundreds of new words and hundreds of spelling variations of words such as penis, viagra and cialis.
Spam is great.