so my g/f just calls me and she's hysterical...
She was on the subway on her way home and she was so busy reading her book that she didn't pay any attention to anyone around her.
Then, all of a sudden she feels something wet on her shoulder so she wipes at it and it smells funny so she is looking around in her purse for a tissue when...
all of a sudden a wet hand goes across her face and out the subway door..
she starts freaking out..everyone on the subway thinks she's wacko..
turns out some guy was sitting behind her, JERKED OFF and wiped it on her face as his leaves the subway!!
WTF??? I'm never reading on the subway again!!
