If your pet had extra abilites what would you want it to be?

**Stud Money** · 12-16-2003, 03:02 PM

vacuum

i hate doing that shit

**Jedimaster** · 12-16-2003, 03:04 PM

not get old

my golden is over 8 now and his whole face is turning grey.

plus, he is getting cranky in his old age.

**EscortBiz** · 12-16-2003, 03:05 PM

SEO

**TiGrrPrr** · 12-16-2003, 03:06 PM

the ability to clean up after itself.

**MetaMan** · 12-16-2003, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Jedimaster
not get old

my golden is over 8 now and his whole face is turning grey.

plus, he is getting cranky in his old age.

but wat if he was old and made a mean lasagna, now you have a real dog.

**XxXotic** · 12-16-2003, 03:11 PM

the ability to feed itself and clean its own shitbox. my cat drops bombs

**bena1975ca** · 12-16-2003, 03:22 PM

Design software, answer the phone, make me lunch, post galleries, board whore, design adult sites, run a multi-million dollar porn dynasty, leaving me to hang out on my yacht in the Carribean with...someone cute.

**Mr Pheer** · 12-16-2003, 03:33 PM

shit $100 bills

**ThunderBalls** · 12-16-2003, 03:41 PM

Rip a piece of meat out of assholes legs...wait...my dog already does that.

**anidifranco** · 12-16-2003, 03:42 PM

to live as long as me

**Ross** · 12-16-2003, 03:42 PM

Open the fucking door on its own! Feed and water itself.

**D-Money** · 12-16-2003, 03:43 PM

I'll settle for not barking when people walk near my house and not jumping up on people when they come over.

If my dog had super abilities, I'd want it to organize the Players Ball for me.

**Tipsy** · 12-16-2003, 03:44 PM

To be better at blowjobs. It tends to nip every so often at the moment.

**Yngwie** · 12-16-2003, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by MrPheer
shit $100 bills

now that would make cleaning the "shit" worth the time lol

Yngwie

If your pet had extra abilites what would you want it to be?

If your pet had extra abilites what would you want it to be?

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