For real, i just shit out a lot of blood. Any idea what could be wrong with me? my moms a nurse, but she's outta town so i figured I'd ask u.
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it means go see a doctor - it can be internal bleeding, sign of cancer and much much more
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Prolly was just a big turd and you tore some skin.
Edit: Did you drop a turd or just blood? If it's just blood go to the doc ASAP.Comment
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Originally posted by ringmaster
For real, i just shit out a lot of blood. Any idea what could be wrong with me? my moms a nurse, but she's outta town so i figured I'd ask u.
Was there a lot of blood. Was it bright reddish in color? You probably irritated an internal hemorrhoid.Comment
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stop the selffisting shit and you'll be fine.Comment
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this happened on southpark once
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What exactly is your purpose in life?Originally posted by Jonathan Quarkschowski
stop the selffisting shit and you'll be fine.Comment
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Oh shit! You have colon cancer!
Go get a knife and cut your bum off!I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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A new account?
Check.
A scatological post?
Check.
Hmmmm..
Next!
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If it's dark and in large amounts, SEE A DOC NOW! That's teh signs of Colitis. Very deadly if not caught in time. I have a friend who as it and it almost killed him. He now has to wear a shit bag on his belly and got his ass hole corked up
If it's light and low amounts, it's just a colon rupture or iritated hemeroid.Comment
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HemorrhoidsComment
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you're going to dieComment
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hemorrhoids can bleed like crazy but you are right about the color. Regarding colitis, there are many forms and not all of them are life threatening (only in VERY rare instances). If his colon had ruptured, he'd probably be in intense pain right now.Comment
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I still think he should cut his bum off just to be safe.Originally posted by boobmaster
hemorrhoids can bleed like crazy but you are right about the color. Regarding colitis, there are many forms and not all of them are life threatening (only in VERY rare instances). If his colon had ruptured, he'd probably be in intense pain right now.I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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bleeding when pooping is a fun experience
everyone should try itComment
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Why didn't I think of that.Originally posted by BRISK
I still think he should cut his bum off just to be safe.Comment
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quit putting stuff in your "out" holeComment
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U GUYS ARE SCARING THE SHIT AND BLOOD OUTTA ME! i feel fine, so i dunno what to do. guess i'll talk to a doc tommorowComment
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there might not be a tommorow at the rate you're headed with your conditionOriginally posted by ringmaster
U GUYS ARE SCARING THE SHIT AND BLOOD OUTTA ME! i feel fine, so i dunno what to do. guess i'll talk to a doc tommorowI post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.Comment
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Could also be an ulcer.ICQ- 178725557Comment
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it means you should be sharing this with your doctor, not the board. yucko
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I just had this big shit this morning, how about yourself?Originally posted by boobmaster
What exactly is your purpose in life?Comment
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In the worst case, that can be a sign you've got colon cancer.
Get that out fast if it is. Once that spreads to your vital organs you're out of here.
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Hemorrhoids if it is bright red/pink in color. As long as it isn't hanging out of your ass you are fine. If it is...time to get it removed or you could use hemorroid cream if it is bugging you to shrink it.lComment
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Ouch...
Call A Doc!Comment
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Well, now that everyone has scared you to fucking death, it could be any number ot things! Cancer is slow moving typically BTW. If you dropped a ton of blood, go to the ER. It could look like a lot if other liquids were mixed in. It could be a whole bunch of things I can't spell with out looking them up. Some aren't bad, some are.
I'm serious, if it were me, I'd go to the ER and then to my own doctor. Of course, they'll call your doctor if you have one from the ER. You'll have some tests latter. But the ER doctor can tell if you need something right away. He can also give you something to calm you down, so you don't have to do illegal drugs.
This happens to many people every day. Your mom would tell ya to go to the ER, now get.Comment
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ok since everyone has covered the serious stuff, have you recently watch the movie Jackass? if so did you happen to attempt any of the stunts that were in the movie?.. If so just pull the matchbox car out of your ass and you will be fine.
lol ok seriously just playing with you, but I'd see a doctor no matter what.. however I'm trying to think of the best way to word it when you go see him.. sounds like a hard one to have to explain in person.In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.Comment
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This is an example of advanced peri anal Crohn's disease with oedematous skin tags and a large fistulous connection to the skin and other fistulae extending as far as the scrotum
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Anal Warts
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Thanks NoCarrier, I needed that!
Don't worry about what ya have to tell the ER, they've heard it before! Easier to tell them than your mom. Don't hold back if there is anything to say!!
I dated an ER nurse for awhile, she had multiple stories every day. It would really have to be way out there, before they would even talk it at home.Comment
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You got to stop the back door stuff
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Dude seriosusely see a doctor ASAPComment
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hemmroids can drip blood sometimes...yes, they can bleed that muchComment
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I wonder how P1mpdogg's feeling tonight... he was having some problems recently too.Sleep well, and dream of large women.
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P1mpdog has green blood! That explains a lot!Comment
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