does your list have like a automatic wiping device? or do you just lick the shit up yourself?  is  that how you got so full of shit?
when you pride has hit bottom,  let me know I will buy that list from you and wipe my ass with it,  then sell the pic to the good people at 
www.consumptionjunction.com
the caption can say...
wipe your shit with a shitheads shitlist!