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  • - Jesus Christ -
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 7197
    #1

    The most useful script ever written.

    http://javascript.internet.com/generators/story-generator.html

    Jesus was friends with Homer Simpson on an ironing board and got banished from the country because he felt like it and snapped his ankle. Then Jesus ran around like a lunatic, he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and with his last ounce of strength he got promoted to field marshal.

    Amen
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    • Clovis
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 412
      #2
      damn, i was hoping for a script that would turn water into wine
      I think you can do that with perl cant you ?
      Thank God for little rebills
      www.jadecandle.com

      just fucking submit

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        • - Jesus Christ -
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2003
          • 7197
          #3
          Originally posted by Clovis
          damn, i was hoping for a script that would turn water into wine
          I think you can do that with perl cant you ?
          Maybe, but I just use the apache module

          Add this to your httpd.conf

          LoadModule water_to_wine_module modules/mod_water_to_wine.so

          Amen

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            • - AFN -
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 3101
              #4
              okay
              cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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                • Elli
                  Reach for those stars!
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 17991
                  #5
                  here's my story:

                  "Elli traveled with Fat Bastard in Germany and went around killing rats with a jackhammer for no reason at all and all hell broke loose which caused public outcry she blew up a truck with a hand grenade and with relative ease she accidently tripped and smashed her face against a rock."

                  The punctuation is a little lacking, but I like the jackhammer part
                  email: [email protected]

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