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  • hornycash
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    • Jun 2002
    • 2336

    #1

    best designer out there???

    when im looking for a designer:

    - look at his site: this obvious place to start is often overlooked,
    but if a designer is careless or sloppy with his own site, why
    trust him with my site?

    - a designer's site should at least LOOK like he understands
    design basics, not like something put together by a senate
    subcommittee!

    - if there are broken graphics links, if pages are built too wide
    or are so cluttered and confusing it resembles the president's
    tax reduction bill, run ? don't walk ? to the next designer on
    the list!

    - if the first page is a flashy entry page totally irrelevant except
    to prove he can produce a flashy page, or is a time and
    bandwidth-wasting ?Welcome To My Site? page, the designer
    probably doesn't understand or even care about the basics of
    design, move on to the next.

    - a few words about grammar and spelling are appropriate:
    chatrooms to the contrary, people expect to see proper
    grammar and spelling on a web site, and are painfully aware
    of carelessness.

    - not everyone can spell, but a designer should have enough
    gray matter to use a spell checker or have someone proof his
    site for glaring errors.

    - a web site that looks great on a PC can look awful on a Mac;
    one that looks great on your computer can look dreadful on
    your neighbor's. variations in system defaults, monitor sizes
    and resolutions, etc., can make a huge difference in the way a
    site looks to your visitors. Don't be afraid to ask questions. your
    online presence is too important to leave in the hands of
    someone who doesn't understand how to present you in
    the best possible manner.

    - boxed software with pretty templates does not a designer
    make!!



    so what do you looking for?
  • BlueDesignStudios
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    • Feb 2003
    • 9492

    #2
    - Well Spoken

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    • alias
      aliasx
      • Apr 2001
      • 19010

      #3
      You sound like a real pain in the ass client, if you already know EXACTLY what you want why waste time conveying it to a designer. Just do it yourself.
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      • kmanrox
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        • Oct 2001
        • 29295

        #4
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        • GeXus
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          • May 2003
          • 3320

          #5
          Hornycash as a client:

          "um.. can you add a little blue line"

          "hm.. can you add a small little arrow"

          "oh oh oh.. can you add another little blue line"

          "also, i want to have a little black dot on the corner"



          Design company:

          "JESUS CHRIST!!"

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          • mule
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 6085

            #6
            No, whatever you want, there are only two options:
            1) If you want something stupendous, and can afford it, Amp
            2) If you want good quality really fast, and affordable, Quashe
            oh I forgot one: if you need high-pulling, affordable banners in a hurry, jellohead
            That makes it 3
            But with those 3 you'll never go wrong
            Converting like a mofo

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            • Reak
              So Fucking Banned
              • Mar 2003
              • 17920

              #7
              pixel-work is good

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              • Jer
                God is Brazilian
                • Feb 2001
                • 10601

                #8
                I recommend the guys at www.DickmansDesign.com

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                • JamesK
                  hi
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 16731

                  #9
                  people call themselves a "designer" too fast.
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                  • Raven
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 6874

                    #10
                    My favourite designer to work with was Amp.

                    And, for a few reasons.

                    His ego didn't get in the way if a marketing suggestion or direction was offered. from someone else. Always willing to listen, counter with suggestion and then listen again.

                    His designs are tight, innovative, well thought out.

                    I remember his site and I couldn't have cared less what it looked like, although it was usually very cool looking.

                    The point is....as long as I could see his portfolio, I could assess whether or not he could create a marketable design.

                    And, before a project gets started, I talk to the designer....with Amp....he was patient and he listened. That is SO important, that listening.

                    I've worked with designers who, if I said one word, would get all defensive....and then there were the ones who didn't get defensive, they'd just sit there and play fucking stupid, like they couldn't draw a straight line. Can we say Warmedia? OOPS....Did I say that?

                    Fuck that. Designers are supposed to create a design which would ultimately make money for the buyer.

                    So. Amp.

                    Which is not to say I haven't worked with others who are talented. They are. I've got a pretty long list of designers I'd recommend. But, he and I just had this connection and when I told him the visual....he would 'get' it. That's priceless...
                    plus, he was just a sweetie....
                    Raven

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075

                      #11
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                      • Raven
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 6874

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                        Damn. Amp. You made me promise not to tell.
                        Raven

                        ~RETIRED~

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                        • InsaneMidget
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                          • May 2002
                          • 3767

                          #13
                          me luv dezignin' warez pron sitez.

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                          • hornycash
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                            • Jun 2002
                            • 2336

                            #14
                            Originally posted by GeXus
                            Hornycash as a client:

                            "um.. can you add a little blue line"

                            "hm.. can you add a small little arrow"

                            "oh oh oh.. can you add another little blue line"

                            "also, i want to have a little black dot on the corner"



                            Design company:

                            "JESUS CHRIST!!"
                            No! I respect a "designer" who tells me when my ideas
                            are totally shit and he has a better solution. that's what
                            i want. i don't work with someone who only makes what
                            i tell him, a designer has his own ideas, concepts, etc.
                            he knows the words "converting, point of sale, color cheme,
                            etc." and he works after them.

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                            • hornycash
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 2336

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Wildcard
                              people call themselves a "designer" too fast.
                              true

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                              • Amputate Your Head
                                There can be only one
                                • Aug 2001
                                • 39075

                                #16
                                bleh
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                                • hornycash
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 2336

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                  bleh
                                  blah

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                                  • Roald
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                                    • May 2001
                                    • 27910

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by hornycash


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                                    • abyss_al
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                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 15605

                                      #19
                                      welly spoken...what if the designer is good, but does not have his own site?
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                                      • Amputate Your Head
                                        There can be only one
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 39075

                                        #20
                                        thanks for the kind words Raven.... not really deserved, but wanna say thanks anyway... (don't wanna seem like an ungrateful punk here)
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                                        • johnbosh
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                                          • Aug 2002
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                                          #21
                                          QuaShe

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                                          • hornycash
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                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 2336

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by abyss_al
                                            welly spoken...what if the designer is good, but does not have his own site?

                                            no problem BUT WHEN he has a own site, he needs
                                            to show some of his skills. i really like bluedesignstudios.com

                                            - professional look
                                            - a lot of sites in the portfolio
                                            - easy to find prices and info
                                            - many ways to get in touch with them
                                            - always updated
                                            - a newsletter

                                            =

                                            service

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                                            • DennisS
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                                              #23
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                                              • The Truth Hurts
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                                                • Nov 2002
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                                                #24
                                                most people looking for a "good" designer couldn't spot one if they all lined up and took turns blowing loads of hot cum on your face.

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                                                • Titty Fucker
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                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 589

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by hornycash


                                                  No! I respect a "designer" who tells me when my ideas
                                                  are totally shit and he has a better solution. that's what
                                                  i want. i don't work with someone who only makes what
                                                  i tell him, a designer has his own ideas, concepts, etc.
                                                  he knows the words "converting, point of sale, color cheme,
                                                  etc." and he works after them.


                                                  Voo
                                                  Doo

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                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                    There can be only one
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 39075

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                    most people looking for a "good" designer couldn't spot one if they all lined up and took turns blowing loads of hot cum on your face.
                                                    mmmmm..... hot cum....
                                                    SIG TOO BIG

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                                                    • Raven
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                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 6874

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                      thanks for the kind words Raven.... not really deserved, but wanna say thanks anyway... (don't wanna seem like an ungrateful punk here)
                                                      Don't be bullshittin' a bullshitter here, Amp...

                                                      You know damned well I never say anything I don't mean.
                                                      Raven

                                                      ~RETIRED~

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                                                      • bhutocracy
                                                        Not making A Comeback
                                                        • Dec 2001
                                                        • 10218

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                        most people looking for a "good" designer couldn't spot one if they all lined up and took turns blowing loads of hot cum on your face.

                                                        hahaha.

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                                                        • Tala
                                                          Fucked if I know
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 23368

                                                          #29
                                                          *considers purchasing "half-assdesigns.com"

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                                                          • He-Man
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • AmeliaG
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                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 10670

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                              most people looking for a "good" designer couldn't spot one if they all lined up and took turns blowing loads of hot cum on your face.

                                                              Wow, does that work better than looking at portfolios?
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                                                              • Amputate Your Head
                                                                There can be only one
                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 39075

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by AmeliaG



                                                                Wow, does that work better than looking at portfolios?
                                                                it's the most accurate method.
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                                                                • Roald
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 27910

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                                  it's the most accurate method.
                                                                  how is hawai this time a year?


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                                                                  • Amputate Your Head
                                                                    There can be only one
                                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                                    • 39075

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by QuaShe


                                                                    how is hawai this time a year?
                                                                    freezing.... about -10 below zero and 9 feet of snow. I'm chopping wood for the fireplace now, gassing up the snowmobile, and pulling out all my heavy flannel and Arctic Cat snow boots. Had to put chains on the tires just to go to the store for hot chocolate.
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                                                                    • Roald
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                                                                      • 27910

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                      freezing.... about -10 below zero and 9 feet of snow. I'm chopping wood for the fireplace now, gassing up the snowmobile, and pulling out all my heavy flannel and Arctic Cat snow boots. Had to put chains on the tires just to go to the store for hot chocolate.
                                                                      Me like hot chocolate


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                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                                        • 40077

                                                                        #36
                                                                        well, it certainly is important to take pride in your store front.

                                                                        I think our newly updated portfolio does a good job of looking nice but not getting in the way of the designs in our portfolio.

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                                                                        • Pete
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                                                                          • Jan 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by alias
                                                                          You sound like a real pain in the ass client, if you already know EXACTLY what you want why waste time conveying it to a designer. Just do it yourself.
                                                                          I agree.
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                                                                          • AmeliaG
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 10670

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

                                                                            it's the most accurate method.



                                                                            Well, if it is the most accurate, no point in allowing the contracting missteps of mere portfolio review.
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                                                                            • Yoni
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • lawpal
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • stevecore
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                                                                                  • May 2003
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  some of these people in here seemed to have forgotten that "the customers always right". if the client wants a pink & yellow polkadot background with crappy fonts and ugly pics... i could care less as long as the money is green. it's what they want and who am i to disagree?

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                                                                                  • NiteRain
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                                                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by abyss_al
                                                                                    welly spoken...what if the designer is good, but does not have his own site?
                                                                                    Met a few good designers that didn't have their own site.
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                                                                                    • thediablo
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                                                                                      • Aug 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      why some people here call themselves designers and got a very shitty website portfolio?.
                                                                                      i mean when the client joins there they will close the windows, to many loading time (flashy shit).

                                                                                      over use of graphic elements.

                                                                                      fucking page not compatible with netscape(imagine mac's)

                                                                                      when they use flash, the fucking text is all blurry and shit, if u
                                                                                      cant use flash very well then dont use it at all (not to mention
                                                                                      some dudes say they know flash very well and i see some Swish effects in their sites)

                                                                                      i think, with only showing the client your portfolio they will see your potential and shit, not with a lamer flash crap site.

                                                                                      i been doing that only and i got some good clients alredy, no webpage and shit, and if i ever put one, it will be only a list of the sites ive made, this industry is very different. clients here alredy know what they want to see on their sites, not like the other corporate shit industry that they dont even know how to fuck to register a .com

                                                                                      o well

                                                                                      (no offense to anyone just saying my point of view)
                                                                                      Last edited by thediablo; 12-19-2003, 03:26 PM.

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                                                                                      • $hurik
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • jellohead
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                                                                                          • Apr 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by mule
                                                                                          No, whatever you want, there are only two options:
                                                                                          1) If you want something stupendous, and can afford it, Amp
                                                                                          2) If you want good quality really fast, and affordable, Quashe
                                                                                          oh I forgot one: if you need high-pulling, affordable banners in a hurry, jellohead
                                                                                          That makes it 3
                                                                                          But with those 3 you'll never go wrong
                                                                                          Thanks for the mention mule! You're to sweeeet
                                                                                          Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                                          some of these people in here seemed to have forgotten that "the customers always right". if the client wants a pink & yellow polkadot background with crappy fonts and ugly pics... i could care less as long as the money is green. it's what they want and who am i to disagree?
                                                                                          Well said, stevecore! I totally agree. The whole point of hiring someone to do a custom design is to get what YOU want, right?
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                                                                                          • Peter Romero
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                                                                                            • Feb 2003
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            in that order.
                                                                                            Last edited by Peter Romero; 12-20-2003, 12:25 PM.


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                                                                                            • jimmyf
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                                                              most people looking for a "good" designer couldn't spot one if they all lined up and took turns blowing loads of hot cum on your face.
                                                                                              Didn't know I'd met you.
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                                                                                              • jimmyf
                                                                                                OU812
                                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                                • 12651

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by stevecore
                                                                                                some of these people in here seemed to have forgotten that "the customers always right". if the client wants a pink & yellow polkadot background with crappy fonts and ugly pics... i could care less as long as the money is green. it's what they want and who am i to disagree?
                                                                                                I was taught, you sell the customer what he NEEDS not what he WANTS. That's part of selling.
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                                                                                                • ChewbaCreative
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  the truth is out there

                                                                                                  you select a designer like you select a girl for one night...
                                                                                                  or for all life long?

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                                                                                                  • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
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