This guy I used to work with once called 911 because he had bought a dog and had no idea what was happening when the dog got aroused for the first time. He told the 911 operator in a frantic high pitched yell that his "Dog's dick was coming out of the sleeve. How do I put it back in." Apparently this guy had never had a dog nor had he ever seen one who is "Extra Happy" to see you when you get home at night. Anyway, just thought I would share part of my memoirs with you. BTW...after this episode I started to gradually distance myself from him but that next day at work after he called 911 will always make me laugh a little when I think of it.
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