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SleazyDream · 07-18-2004, 11:46 PM

i have a philosophy regarding online adult business, and it kinda goes like this.

1. if someone or a program has to tell you they are honest they usually arn't.

2. endorsements from emloyees of a program are WORTHLESS, and companies that encourage people to post as such have no class.

3. references ARE NOT having another employee contact you from the same company. References must be people KNOWN by the person already or they are worthless. SOOOO few people GET this. Woop de fucking do billy bob uses that company, who the fuck is billy bob?

4. Everyone shaves, i don't care WHO you're talking about - some sales don't get counted - whether it's by accident or design, it happens, get over it and stop saying you don't shave.

5. Hosted galleries shouldn't redirect or install anything - those that do these tricks arn't worth doing business with. That INCLUDES geo targeting on the gallery, not the paysite link. YES - we know. Soon I may be posting names too if it keeps happening to clients of mine that use hosted galleries and buy pre-paid spots with them.

6. just cause i met you doen't mean i'm now gona be nice to you on the boards. Just cause you biught my sig doesn't mean i'm gona endorse you in my posting.

7. the hotter the sales rep - the more useless the program and the more likly they will shave you or fuck you somehow. esp those that hop into the sac with you readily - although i must admit - i DO love those programs. I'll never use them, but i LOVE them for trying....

8. if you see top company execs posting to gfy a lot then they arn't working on your acohahahaha. Think about it.

9. ccbill, epoch, and others arn't the reason the company fucked up on stats the other day and didn't count the sales- we KNOW that - duuuu.

10. You're all idiots

07-18-2004, 11:46 PM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	10 reasons why you shouldn't use this or that program i have a philosophy regarding online adult business, and it kinda goes like this. 1. if someone or a program has to tell you they are honest they usually arn't. 2. endorsements from emloyees of a program are WORTHLESS, and companies that encourage people to post as such have no class. 3. references ARE NOT having another employee contact you from the same company. References must be people KNOWN by the person already or they are worthless. SOOOO few people GET this. Woop de fucking do billy bob uses that company, who the fuck is billy bob? 4. Everyone shaves, i don't care WHO you're talking about - some sales don't get counted - whether it's by accident or design, it happens, get over it and stop saying you don't shave. 5. Hosted galleries shouldn't redirect or install anything - those that do these tricks arn't worth doing business with. That INCLUDES geo targeting on the gallery, not the paysite link. YES - we know. Soon I may be posting names too if it keeps happening to clients of mine that use hosted galleries and buy pre-paid spots with them. 6. just cause i met you doen't mean i'm now gona be nice to you on the boards. Just cause you biught my sig doesn't mean i'm gona endorse you in my posting. 7. the hotter the sales rep - the more useless the program and the more likly they will shave you or fuck you somehow. esp those that hop into the sac with you readily - although i must admit - i DO love those programs. I'll never use them, but i LOVE them for trying.... 8. if you see top company execs posting to gfy a lot then they arn't working on your acohahahaha. Think about it. 9. ccbill, epoch, and others arn't the reason the company fucked up on stats the other day and didn't count the sales- we KNOW that - duuuu. 10. You're all idiots __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.