Amputate Your Head

I have heard some fucking wild shit before... but the requests for designers lately are by far some of the most humorous lines I've ever encountered. Just a few off the top of my head here... (in no specific order)

1. Can you make some banners for me?

2. Are you cheap?

3. I can trade 10 hits a week for some banners...

4. Send me an email but only if you're good...

5. I only want the best and cheapest guys that really know what they're doing.

6. Must be serious.

7. Must know everything under the sun, including stuff I will never even understand, let alone use.

8. How much for 3 bullets & one horizontal rule?

9. Can you have it done by tonight?

10. Wow.... these other guys said they would do a whole site for $50 bucks... I don't know... you seem kind of expensive.

11. Can I pay you $10 a month until it's paid off? But I'll need a couple months grace period to get started.

12. Are you cheap?

and on..... and on..... and on....