Some dude just pissed in my front yard...

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • Sly_RJ
    Live Hard - Die Hard
    • Feb 2002
    • 17042
    #1

    Some dude just pissed in my front yard...

    For the past couple weeks they've been doing construction on my road. Starting at one end and gradually working their way back. So this week they're working on the stretch of road right in front of my house, it's annoying as hell. Today they basically tore up my driveway. Why? I have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

    Anyway, about 30 minutes ago the crew left for their lunch break. Finally silence! Just a couple minutes ago they started to come back on site. As I glance out my window, I recognize something very familiar... it's a cock hanging outside of pants! This construction guy is in my front yard standing up against a tree, wang in hand, pissing his signature into my stump.

    This is too funny. He could have asked to use my bathroom! Ahaha. Damn Mexicans...
    PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
    sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144
    Tags: None
    • fletcher
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 698
      #2
      Originally posted by Sly_RJ
      I recognize something very familiar... it's a cock hanging outside of pants!
      That's the funniest part of your whole post
       
      [email protected]
      ICQ: 6411138

        Comment

        • sherie
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 7020
          #3
          OMG! I would have freaked the hell out Sly! I can't believe you didn't do anything.

          For a sec there I thought that you reconized his cock!! LMFAO
          AIM sherierocks
          ICQ 127-296-286
          Skype traffichor

            Comment

            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470
              #4
              sorry
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

                Comment

                • Dawgy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 5856
                  #5
                  sly knows cock.
                  the revolution is coming.

                    Comment

                    • BVF
                      Black Vagina Finder
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 13975
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                      I recognize something very familiar... it's a cock hanging outside of pants!
                      Been cruising the parks late at night huh?

                      Black Pussy
                      Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

                        Comment

                        • Sly_RJ
                          Live Hard - Die Hard
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 17042
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sherie
                          OMG! I would have freaked the hell out Sly! I can't believe you didn't do anything.

                          For a sec there I thought that you reconized his cock!! LMFAO
                          Well... he was kinda cute...
                          PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
                          sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

                            Comment

                            • kmanrox
                              aka K-Man
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 29295
                              #8
                              id shoot him with a BB gun next time....

                              pellet as ammo

                              and film it
                              Crypto HODLr
                              Crypto mining
                              Angel investor

                                Comment

                                • SCJason
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 1095
                                  #9
                                  you need a bb gun !
                                  SCJason

                                  The New SilverCash "V. 3 It's HERE !"

                                  ICQ 138128769
                                  <img src="http://www.yoadrian.biz/holidays.gif" border="0"></A>

                                    Comment

                                    • SCJason
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 1095
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by kmanrox
                                      id shoot him with a BB gun next time....

                                      pellet as ammo

                                      and film it
                                      Great Minds think alike I guess
                                      SCJason

                                      The New SilverCash "V. 3 It's HERE !"

                                      ICQ 138128769
                                      <img src="http://www.yoadrian.biz/holidays.gif" border="0"></A>

                                        Comment

                                        • JDog
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 7453
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                          For the past couple weeks they've been doing construction on my road. Starting at one end and gradually working their way back. So this week they're working on the stretch of road right in front of my house, it's annoying as hell. Today they basically tore up my driveway. Why? I have no idea what the fuck they're doing.

                                          Anyway, about 30 minutes ago the crew left for their lunch break. Finally silence! Just a couple minutes ago they started to come back on site. As I glance out my window, I recognize something very familiar... it's a cock hanging outside of pants! This construction guy is in my front yard standing up against a tree, wang in hand, pissing his signature into my stump.

                                          This is too funny. He could have asked to use my bathroom! Ahaha. Damn Mexicans...
                                          If that was me, I would've gone out fucking bitchin and yelling just to give me something to do! Then say that they are not allowed on the property again! But I tend to be a asshole like that sometimes!

                                          jDoG
                                          NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com
                                          ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD
                                          PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash
                                          NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES
                                          CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

                                            Comment

                                            • Sly_RJ
                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 17042
                                              #12
                                              I was too busy laughing to do anything mean! Some things in life are just too damn funny, why get pissed over little insignificant shit?
                                              PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
                                              sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

                                                Comment

                                                • BVF
                                                  Black Vagina Finder
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 13975
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                  I was too busy laughing to do anything mean! Some things in life are just too damn funny, why get pissed over little insignificant shit?
                                                  wait until he comes back tomorrow...If he does it again, nip it in the bud. Pissing in someone's front yard is blatant disrespect. He for damn sure wouldn't do some shit like that down in Mexico or he'd get his ass kicked.

                                                  Black Pussy
                                                  Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

                                                    Comment

                                                    • Sly_RJ
                                                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 17042
                                                      #14
                                                      I have the BB gun ready for tomorrow!
                                                      PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price!
                                                      sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

                                                        Comment

                                                        Previous template Next
                                                        Working...