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  • pamphage
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 3569

    #1

    holy fuck!! i passed out on my keyboard and when i woke

    alll this shit was typed into word where i had been writing a story but i have no idea what this shit means or where it came from. maybe i'm losing my mind? wtf?




    Y BA



    BAB



    HORNY BABY ???


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    GIV ÜS A KISS!


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    ___ ()...() ___) ( ' . ' ) (")_(") FUCK THE BUNNY *)____/).../) ______). ' ) *) (")_(") THE BUNNY IS FUCKED


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    I



    CARE



    4 YOU



    BECAUSE



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    married
    , - - .
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    (") R WE NEARLY ) (") AT THE
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    ( ( PASSED THE FUCKIN TONSILS!!


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    SCRATCH THE SCREEN PLEASE, IVE GOT A FUCK- ING ITCHY ARSE!


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    I 23:45 I I Calling... I I I I 999 I I bet u nearly shit yourself.


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    This is what your bum looks like after 4 nights of anal sex

    night 1
    (_._)


    night 2
    (_o_)


    night 3
    (_0_)

    night 4
    (__((O))__)

    U DIRTY BOY!


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    Have u

    GOT A


    * PEN *


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    ( (..) ) GET BACK IN IT U UGLY FUCKIN PIG


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    ();;;;Many People ) /Will Walk In & ( /Out Of Ur Life, But Only True Friends Will Leave Foot Prints In Your Heart.....U Left Ur's In Mine ! -xXx-


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    @..@ @..@ (---) (---) _<( )>__<( )>_ BUD..........WEIS... ...ER! @..@ (---) _<( )>_


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    I



    HATE



    YOU



    B COZ



    ÜR A


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    ------) ' (------
    ---- (_(_)------
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    --I SEE U BABY--

    ------) ' (------
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    SHAKIN DAT ASS!!


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    (é . WHAT'S ON
    ; ) A GIRLS
    (é MIND?

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    a nokia model
    reflect a man's
    size:

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    / / 6110
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    . )) Hee ! hee !


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    I bought u a toy

    TRANSFORMER

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    Nice Huh?

    Play with it!


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    <)"..(>
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    <)'..'(>piggy sez
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    ur da best! XXX


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    / )) all the way


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    This msg can only be read by a SEXY person:







    Try again...





    Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY...









    HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!


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    Hi ( ' ""()
    I just ((")' )
    blew ( /"(,,)
    a special kiss 4 u
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    ("( 'o', )
    (")(")(,,) catch it babe xx


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    how do u occupy an idiot? press down how do u occupy an idiot? press up!



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    # @""""@ @""""@ # # ( '-' ) ( '-' ) # #() ()() () # U WANT A KISS? (__!__) KISS MY AASSS!


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    Kis my ass!
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    dis side!
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    dnt 4get dis side
    ) ( / ) ) .L_/_I CHEERS!


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    (_,_)2 stay
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    . ( ' ) (')
    / / //
    ( ) ) ( ) )
    MINE YOURS


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    GIRL POWER!


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    I'm just wondering what you ARE doing right now?--> I ( ;c(' ' ) ) / / l / OOOHHH I SEE! SORRY 2 DISTURB U


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    o""o (') HELLO!
    ( '.' )/ /
    ( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!


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    ()...() u r ( ' . ' ) (")_(") the weakest link _____ , ' .'. ; __hahahaha=/ ,' ' . ,- /, _/ (")_(") ; goodbye


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    Knock knock...



    Any1 there?



    Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

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    Roses specialy 4u...



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    my heart


    and



    my luv (",)


    hope the
    friendship we
    share


    lasts forever!


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    I'M OUTTA HERE
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    C YA. . !


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    I WANT ___ TO / ,--(,) CUM ( ) ) OVER ( ') ';. YOUR / / ';. TITS! / / (. )( .) BABY!( ) ) ) . (


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    <<
    (",) Dis Ant is
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    ,,J L,,
    >> and he
    (,") misses u a
    /( )> lot
    ,,J L,,
    //
    (,")> WHY?
    <( )'
    ,,J L,,
    coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!


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    guess what! have a picture of u from highschool, ,,,,,,,,, j ._. t ( / ( .,_,c("")= ) ) >hahahaha=;'/ / I / Remember

    hahahaha=

    OOPS! HOLD IT!

    SMILE!!!


    *CLICK!*


    <)". ."(>
    ( (..) ) PICTURE 0F ..U
    HA HA HA HA

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    Press down.


    down more


    deeper

    more
    YES



    ahh



    ohh




    yes
    Almost there!


    ooh baby


    faster


    harder
    FEEL GOOD?

    mmmm

    THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE


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    NOKIA VIRUS


    Enter PIN
    code:


    Enter PIN
    code:
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    FUC

    Enter PIN
    code:
    FUCK U !

    SIM CARD DAMAGED!


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    Each time your name appears on my screen I smile like this:
    ,////////.
    __ . . __
    ( c__________, )
    "'-'LJI_II_ILJ'-'"
    c how u make me happy!


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    ,;'( . ) ( . )'; ;';. (o o) .;'; (;;' (_____)';;) ";:;.,'---',.;;" WHAT A GREAT MOBILE YOU HAVE, IT HAS A MIRROR.HA HA.


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    unzip me babe..

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    /)) /)) (,' ) (,' ) ,,(,,,,)c=(,,,,)o,, SAY MY NAME /)) /)) (.' ) (,' ) ,,(,,,,)=(,,,,)o,,,, BITCH!


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    Honey do u want me to put some cream on your coffee? YES PLS! , /l ( ;c(,,) ) ___ l / I__I) coming!


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    .-""-.
    ( 'o' )
    __J



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    & the right KEY
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    SEE!


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    L_/_i L_/_i
    NOKIA CNECTING ) ' (/ / PEO/ )/ ) )PLE L_/L_/_/


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    ) ' ( I /
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    NOKIA CNECTING ) ' (/ / PEO/ )/ ) )PLE L_/L_/_/


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    ,,,,, ( ' ) but
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    (lhahahaha/ / does!!
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    ----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- --(#)HELLO(#)-- -----(#) (#)----- ----@"""""@---- -----( '-' )----- (#)HOW R U?(#) -----(#) (#)-----


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          #5
          maybe i'm losing my mind
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            #6
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                • Nov 2001
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                #8
                holy shit.. what a waste of time.

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                  • Aug 2002
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                  #9
                  haha

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                  • BrentD
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                    #10
                    Post too big

                    Penis too small





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