Haha, thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time. Hope its not a hoax.
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...055000003.html
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...055000003.html
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"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "
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I fuck with my friends all the time with antics like this.
I take them out to Japanese restaurants and tell them what to say to the waitresses.
Yes, I'm a bastard but I don't put people in danger.
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HAHAH .. now that's funny stuff
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When I went to Japan for the first time I was supposed to ask a waitress for the check. I asked my Japanese girlfriend at that time what to say and she told me it's 'kimi to netai'. So, I asked the waitress and she blushed and didn't know what to say... I had actually told her 'I want to make love to you'...
Well, at least it was a nice way of saying it... 'bakku de shiyou' would have been worse
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hahah funny storyOriginally posted by J B
When I went to Japan for the first time I was supposed to ask a waitress for the check. I asked my Japanese girlfriend at that time what to say and she told me it's 'kimi to netai'. So, I asked the waitress and she blushed and didn't know what to say... I had actually told her 'I want to make love to you'...
Well, at least it was a nice way of saying it... 'bakku de shiyou' would have been worse
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its kind of unfortunate what happend to that guy, but damn its funny
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monty python did that decades ago.
btw be careful when asking for mango in japan. the word manko (c_u_n_t) is the dirtiest word there is in japanese...so bad it's actually beeped over in their porn videos and has a letter or two dropped when written in stick magazines.Last edited by 404; 12-10-2003, 06:48 PM.(b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)Comment
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But if you go to a kyaba kura (dunno how to spell it) all the girls ask if you like manko!
or, so a friend told me. umm yahComment
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omg that is the funniest shit everOriginally posted by Steve
"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me
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If he was in harlem and can outrun a group of black men for five blocks at 45 years old, he's the SHITOriginally posted by Steve
"A 45-year-old tourist from Okinawa looking for the legendary Apollo Theater in Harlem thought he was asking a group of young men, "I am lost. Which way is uptown?" In reality, he said, "I know martial arts. May I kick your ass?" He was chased five blocks before being rescued by police. "
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That is just wrong.Comment
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