So i'm banging this hot 19 y/o chick last night...

**X37375787** · 12-09-2003, 11:10 PM

You should try 19 y/o dudes instead. Maybe you'll have more success.

**pornJester** · 12-09-2003, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by Equinox
You should try 19 y/o dudes instead. Maybe you'll have more success.

I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.

**X37375787** · 12-09-2003, 11:12 PM

Do you love the cock?

**pornJester** · 12-09-2003, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by Equinox
Do you love the cock?

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

**Kris** · 12-09-2003, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by pornJester

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

ok, my girlfriend just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. she called brought up metro the other day... there are about 20 different definitions. this is the worst one i've seen..

**JulianSosa** · 12-09-2003, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by pornJester

Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a flaming, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

**JulianSosa** · 12-09-2003, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Kris

ok, my girlfriend just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. she called brought up metro the other day... there are about 20 different definitions. this is the worst one i've seen..

Whats her definition?

**pornJester** · 12-09-2003, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by Kris

ok, my girlfriend just turned 20 a couple weeks ago. she called brought up metro the other day... there are about 20 different definitions. this is the worst one i've seen..

pulled it from urbandictionary.com

there's a bunch more though... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Metrosexual

**kmanrox** · 12-09-2003, 11:25 PM

when theres no vagina around, go for a hot TS and just stretch things in your imagination

**ytcracker** · 12-09-2003, 11:26 PM

my wife is 19

**JulianSosa** · 12-09-2003, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox
when theres no vagina around, go for a hot TS and just stretch things in your imagination

Does that hurt?
LOL

**X37375787** · 12-09-2003, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by kmanrox
when theres no vagina around, go for a hot TS and just stretch things in your imagination

You sick shit, you!

jester, I know what metrosexual means. This fag made it popular:

**MetaMan** · 12-09-2003, 11:27 PM

my g/f is 20, and she has perfect boobies Ds weeee

**pornJester** · 12-09-2003, 11:30 PM

Originally posted by Equinox

You sick shit, you!

jester, I know what metrosexual means. This fag made it popular:

You seem to have alot of repressed anger towards gay people. If you want to share your feelings, the GFY community is here to help.

**X37375787** · 12-09-2003, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by pornJester

You seem to have alot of repressed anger towards gay people. If you want to share your feelings, the GFY community is here to help.

I don't have any anger towards them. But David Beckham is a fag. And he's not that good of a soccer player either. Way overrated...

**pornJester** · 12-09-2003, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by Equinox

I don't have any anger towards them. But David Beckham is a fag. And he's not that good of a soccer player either. Way overrated...

Don't really follow soccer or really know who this guy is but I think I have that sweater in gray.

**com3** · 12-10-2003, 12:06 AM

i'm 22...the wife is 28... bad move, eh fellas?

**Trax** · 12-10-2003, 12:13 AM

haha
had this dream, too

wait
no... i was really banging her

**johnbosh** · 12-10-2003, 01:36 AM

too bad

**- AFN -** · 12-10-2003, 01:51 AM

So what was his name? Did he go to sleep immediately after finishing?

**Kicker** · 12-10-2003, 04:09 AM

Originally posted by Equinox
You should try 19 y/o dudes instead. Maybe you'll have more success.

LOL LOL

**swedguy** · 12-10-2003, 04:22 AM

Metrosexual is just a more straight name for FUDGE PACKER!

**radical** · 12-10-2003, 04:24 AM

My Chick is 30 a fecking hot woohoo!!!

**chodadog** · 12-10-2003, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by pornJester

I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men

**TDF** · 12-10-2003, 06:19 AM

im always fucking someones daughter....

**chodadog** · 12-10-2003, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by pornJester
... and $40 face cream.

Is that what the going rate is for a twink to receive a facial?

Just fuckin' with you man!

**Butrflied** · 12-10-2003, 06:35 AM

Metro: From the Greek metr (mother)

Sexual: Implying or symbolizing erotic desires or activity.

Therefore, metrosexuals are Motherfuckers.

Shaft is one bad Metrosexual.

**Robert** · 12-10-2003, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by pornJester

I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.

well .. and would you like to fuck yourself

**GeXus** · 12-10-2003, 06:46 AM

Originally posted by pornJester

I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.

Me too, Do have short hair, a stainless-steel watch, and black shoes?

**pornJester** · 12-10-2003, 06:47 AM

Originally posted by chodadog

Is that what the going rate is for a twink to receive a facial?

Just fuckin' with you man!

I was watching that show "Rich Girls" on MTV, and the one chick (who i'd bang 6 ways to tuesday) is Tommy Hilfiger's daughter. So on this episode she was with her friend up in her parents bathroom and she pulled out face cream made from baby foreskins. She said it's what her parents used all the time.

I wonder how much foreskin face cream goes for.

**infectd** · 12-10-2003, 07:35 AM

Shit I like $40 face cream too.. Am I metrosexual too?. But I havent had my hair cut in like 2 months.

**kmanrox** · 12-10-2003, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by infectd
Shit I like $40 face cream too.. Am I metrosexual too?. But I havent had my hair cut in like 2 months.

the good face cream is $150+ called La Mer

does that make me another ___sexual ?

**beemk** · 12-10-2003, 07:41 AM

foreskin? thats disgusting.

**nosey** · 12-10-2003, 07:45 AM

**loverboy** · 12-10-2003, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by nosey

mom?

**Trax** · 12-10-2003, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by nosey

**MaxDent** · 12-10-2003, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by pornJester

I'm Metrosexual, that means I still like girls.

Brilliant!

**TommyJettisBoy** · 12-10-2003, 09:17 AM

...I always wondered what Metrosexual meant...

So a Metrosexual is a Heterosexual that likes the same things as a Homosexual but pretends not to like the sausage??

**avion** · 12-10-2003, 10:16 AM

haha...dreaming, dreaming...

**beergood** · 12-10-2003, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by TommyJettisBoy
...I always wondered what Metrosexual meant...

So a Metrosexual is a Heterosexual that likes the same things as a Homosexual but pretends not to like the sausage??

exactly. Its basically another angle at trying to get us to accept shit packers into society instead of kicking their asses on site.

So i'm banging this hot 19 y/o chick last night...

So i'm banging this hot 19 y/o chick last night...

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