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12-09-2003, 03:47 AM

Everyone who can't quite seem to earn any money in the industry or stuggeling with something can ask their questions here...
Ill try and answer everyone for the best of my knowledge and if anyone else wants to contribute is welcomed.

Please don't ask how much you make, what sponsors works best for you and all this bullshit...

Start asking questions........now!
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12-09-2003, 03:50 AM

how do I get my ratio below 1:1250 with freesite traffic
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12-09-2003, 03:50 AM

If people can't make money in the business get a job and work at it until they work something out which will make them money.

A lot of people have the atitude "If you can't make $50K per year get out the biz" thats not right.

If you open up a mainstream business do you expect to make profit in your first month? NO!!! This is no different. You gotta be in it for the long run and you gotta be serious about it!
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12-09-2003, 03:53 AM

Originally posted by johnbosh
how do I get my ratio below 1:1250 with freesite traffic

There are many contributes that affect the ratio of your sales.
One of them might be the sponsor... did you try using any other once other than the one you just mentioned?

Second factor is how you market the paysite you are promoting. Do you tell the surfers what to expect or do you try and send as many of the surfers to the paysite and hope you make a sale?

Third but not final factor is the niche you are promoting. How common is it? For example 1:1250 for a regular teen or hardcore website is perfectly normal.

It will be a lot easier for me to determine the problem if you posted a link to your free site.
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12-09-2003, 03:56 AM

Originally posted by Ross
If people can't make money in the business get a job and work at it until they work something out which will make them money.

A lot of people have the atitude "If you can't make $50K per year get out the biz" thats not right.

If you open up a mainstream business do you expect to make profit in your first month? NO!!! This is no different. You gotta be in it for the long run and you gotta be serious about it!

Wrong. This is something people make up in order to filter people out of here.
This is not a mainstream business. Its a lot easier to make money here than anywhere else. Ofcourse you need to work... but how hard do you REALLY need to work?
I started in the industry with $0.
I made 1 sale per week. I invested it to but hosting, domains and some cheap content.
Worked out fine for me!
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12-09-2003, 03:59 AM

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12-09-2003, 04:04 AM

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By working in the adult industry do you find it easy to attract young virgins that are willing to pleasure you?

Sorry, but your sister is not a virgin.
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12-09-2003, 04:10 AM

6 million jews died in World War 2. Then why are you so stupid about the subject?
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12-09-2003, 04:10 AM

if your doing so well, why you start threads like this to make your $0.25 cents a post?
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12-09-2003, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by Ross
If people can't make money in the business get a job and work at it until they work something out which will make them money.

A lot of people have the atitude "If you can't make $50K per year get out the biz" thats not right.

If you open up a mainstream business do you expect to make profit in your first month? NO!!! This is no different. You gotta be in it for the long run and you gotta be serious about it!

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12-09-2003, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by {fusion}
if your doing so well, why you start threads like this to make your $0.25 cents a post?

How well is really well?
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12-09-2003, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by NoCarrier
6 million jews died in World War 2. Then why are you so stupid about the subject?

what?
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12-09-2003, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by NoCarrier
6 million jews died in World War 2. Then why are you so stupid about the subject?

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12-09-2003, 04:21 AM

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12-09-2003, 04:22 AM

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12-09-2003, 04:26 AM

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12-09-2003, 04:37 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ross
If people can't make money in the business get a job and work at it until they work something out which will make them money.

A lot of people have the atitude "If you can't make $50K per year get out the biz" thats not right.

What's wrong with that attitude?

If you open up a mainstream business do you expect to make profit in your first month? NO!!!

Yes.

This is no different. You gotta be in it for the long run and you gotta be serious about it!

This business is selling porn to people. This isn't like selling fucking vacuum cleaners, it's feeding people instincts, impulses, and desires. If you can't sell porn to people actively seeking jerk off material that fits their fantasy what the fuck can you sell?

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12-09-2003, 04:47 AM

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12-09-2003, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

This business is selling porn to people. This isn't like selling fucking vacuum cleaners, it's feeding people instincts, impulses, and desires. If you can't sell porn to people actively seeking jerk off material that fits their fantasy what the fuck can you sell?

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12-09-2003, 09:01 AM

Shut up Xman.
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12-09-2003, 09:06 AM

ok, search engine traffic... I get quite a bit of it from several 1st page searches. It's all for a Teen related TGP. Would it be more useful for me to send this traffic to some sort of Full page add pushing a certian sponser with then a link to the TGP or am I better off just letting it go to my TGP main page

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12-09-2003, 09:09 AM

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12-09-2003, 09:10 AM

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12-09-2003, 09:10 AM

as far as content goes, what do you think is better, the exspinsive airbrushed perfect models or the back yard right off the boat from the former ussr hotties?

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12-09-2003, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by crockett
ok, search engine traffic... I get quite a bit of it from several 1st page searches. It's all for a Teen related TGP. Would it be more useful for me to send this traffic to some sort of Full page add pushing a certian sponser with then a link to the TGP or am I better off just letting it go to my TGP main page

Between Oracle Porn and the crack whore downtown. The IQ difference is 2. I'd ask the crack whore instead. With the +2 advantage she has, she'll be able to piss straight when you ask the question.
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12-09-2003, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

Between Oracle Porn and the crack whore downtown. The IQ difference is 2. I'd ask the crack whore instead. With the +2 advantage she has, she'll be able to piss straight when you ask the question.
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12-09-2003, 09:13 AM

Hi, my name is oracle porn
I'm making huge wads of cash in this business thanks to PIBcash who shave me, but i'm too lazy to change sponsor and try others.

With my new book "SigWhoring for n00bs" I GUARANTEE you'll be making $10 a week as long as you follow my book.

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12-09-2003, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Dildozer
Hi, my name is oracle porn
I'm making huge wads of cash in this business thanks to PIBcash who shave me, but i'm too lazy to change sponsor and try others.

With my new book "SigWhoring for n00bs" I GUARANTEE you'll be making $10 a week as long as you follow my book.

Don't believe me? Check out this picture below where i'm TOTALLY showing off to my friends. Look at the envy on their face!

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12-09-2003, 09:14 AM

Why has the word oxymoron not appeared a single time in this thread?
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12-09-2003, 09:16 AM

lol ok, anyone else wanna give a try at my question?

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12-09-2003, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Why has the word oxymoron not appeared a single time in this thread?

I don't know about the "oxy" but the moron has appeared about 8 times.

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12-09-2003, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by QuaShe
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12-09-2003, 09:19 AM

ok here's my question

1. how does an idiot, like yourself, who doesn't know his mouth from his asshole suddenly become an expert on anything in this biz and feel he knows enough to offer advice

answer that one x-man

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12-09-2003, 09:21 AM

yep i will be sure to get in line to ask you a question....

Questio: How can you say you can help a newbie when you complain about how you cant even convert your own traffic?

Answer: i know im a ditz so everyne will reply = free mp3 player!
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12-09-2003, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by XxXotic
ok here's my question

1. how does an idiot, like yourself, who doesn't know his mouth from his asshole suddenly become an expert on anything in this biz and feel he knows enough to offer advice

answer that one x-man

I can answer that one and QuaShe's in one fell swoop....

X-man has 4648 posts. Thusly, he figures himself to be a veteran because in his world, post count is everything.

hense his post in his other pibcash thread about how no one will listen to someone with only 2k posts.

Therefore, to X-Man here, a n00b is someone who has a low post count... and has nothing to do with industry experience or intelligence or silly trivial things like that.

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12-09-2003, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt
Why has the word oxymoron not appeared a single time in this thread?

i wanted to post it about 20 posts ago...just held back to see if i was the only one thinking it...

funny how Oracle has disappeared suddenly, im sure he will be back calling us all noobs soon enough, or maybe hell just change nick either way
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12-09-2003, 09:24 AM

best thread of the day

give the little retard an mp3 player already
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12-09-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by MaskedMan

I can answer that one and QuaShe's in one fell swoop....

X-man has 4648 posts. Thusly, he figures himself to be a veteran because in his world, post count is everything.

hense his post in his other pibcash thread about how no one will listen to someone with only 2k posts.

Therefore, to X-Man here, a n00b is someone who has a low post count... and has nothing to do with industry experience or intelligence or silly trivial things like that.

thanks for clearing that up... shit, must mean i'm a n00b

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12-09-2003, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
Everyone who can't quite seem to earn any money in the industry or stuggeling with something can ask their questions here...
Ill try and answer everyone for the best of my knowledge and if anyone else wants to contribute is welcomed.

Please don't ask how much you make, what sponsors works best for you and all this bullshit...

Start asking questions........now!

You're the definition of a newbie in my book.

The only money you probably make is off your sig, which isn't much. Better ask your mom for this week's allowance.
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12-09-2003, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by Dildozer
Hi, my name is oracle porn
I'm making huge wads of cash in this business thanks to PIBcash who shave me, but i'm too lazy to change sponsor and try others.

With my new book "SigWhoring for n00bs" I GUARANTEE you'll be making $10 a week as long as you follow my book.

Don't believe me? Check out this picture below where i'm TOTALLY showing off to my friends. Look at the envy on their face!

YOU TOO CAN MAKE $10 A WEEK CREATING FAKE DRAMA AND SPAMMING YOUR SIG!

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12-09-2003, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by FreeFastHost

You're the definition of a newbie in my book.

The only money you probably make is off your sig, which isn't much. Better ask your mom for this week's allowance.

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12-09-2003, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by jimthefiend
give the little retard an mp3 player already

I'm with you... maybe he will go away if he feels a hint of "victory"
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12-09-2003, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by JSA Matt

I'm with you... maybe he will go away if he feels a hint of "victory"

fuck if he goes away ill buy him one myself
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12-09-2003, 09:41 AM

Im trying really hard but I just can't stop laughing

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12-09-2003, 09:45 AM

Ok I have a serious newbie question for all you jedi masters...............

What's a traffic? What does sexed have to do with pedo? and How long does it take for my webpage to send me money?
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12-09-2003, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Headless
Ok I have a serious newbie question for all you jedi masters...............

What's a traffic? What does sexed have to do with pedo? and How long does it take for my webpage to send me money?

Answer :

Stanley Spadowski: George, you know I was wondering, like if you were traveling through outer space, I mean like you're going real fast, like the speed of light, you know ...hoooohhhhh... and all of a sudden you started screaming ...aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh... Do you think your brain would blow up?
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12-09-2003, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by crockett
ok, search engine traffic... I get quite a bit of it from several 1st page searches. It's all for a Teen related TGP. Would it be more useful for me to send this traffic to some sort of Full page add pushing a certian sponser with then a link to the TGP or am I better off just letting it go to my TGP main page

Depend on what you want to achieve...
if you send it to a FPA you will get less sales but you will also get more traffic to your tgp and better PR and se hits to it.
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12-09-2003, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by QuaShe
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12-09-2003, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

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12-09-2003, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by brand0n
as far as content goes, what do you think is better, the exspinsive airbrushed perfect models or the back yard right off the boat from the former ussr hotties?

depend on what you want to promote.
if you promote pornstars and glumor models than airbrushed stuff is needed.
if you promote amateur and stuff like that than back yard it is.
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