If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?
Lets here them!
Lets here them!
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start with the basics, call her princess/angel/adorable
be a sweet heart to her, act like you are caring but somewhat cocky, always correct, smart & confident.
intruge a girl and you are good as balls deep in her gash
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Wanna fuck baby?
I know you want me
Cut the BS and gobble my cockComment
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Hi my name is Head
Now give me some
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Originally posted by hyper
Hi my name is Head
Now give me some
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Originally posted by hyper
Hi my name is Head
Now give me some
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here is one from today:
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heheOriginally posted by hyper
Hi my name is Head
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If you see a pair of girls, one that you want to talk to. Walk up to the girl you don't want to talk to and say, "Do you like to dance?"
Hopefully she says, "Yes."
Then you say, "Would you mind?"
Then she says, "Would I mind What?"
Then you say, "Would you mind going and dancing, I want to hit on your friend."Insert Value Here.Comment
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Krista Allen...Stuff MagazineOriginally posted by -=HOAX=-
If you see a pair of girls, one that you want to talk to. Walk up to the girl you don't want to talk to and say, "Do you like to dance?"
Hopefully she says, "Yes."
Then you say, "Would you mind?"
Then she says, "Would I mind What?"
Then you say, "Would you mind going and dancing, I want to hit on your friend."Comment
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ask her"did it hurt?" she says "what"? you say"when you fell from heaven"Originally posted by Head
If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?
Lets here them!
SEACREST OUT!Comment
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"Can I wear your ass as a hat", usually works for me. Also, "Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?" has its benefits.
One of my all-time favs is "I may not be Barney Rubble but I sure as hell can make your bed rock!"
After that, they're mush in your hands and you're knee deep in vertical smile!
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"I'm 12clicks"I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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nice shoes... wanna fuck?
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Blunt in your hahahaha?Comment
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"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
"...What's the matter? Don't you like pizza?"Comment
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One of my favourite lines from the Family Guy:
"Do you rent or own? .... those wings, you angel."email: [email protected]Comment
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"Excuse me do you have any Irish in you?..... No??
Would you like some? "
DHComment
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Don't be a pussy just get her in your bed and fuck her .Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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Can I tickle your belly button?
From the inside?
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Heheh damn funny!Originally posted by PantyMan
Can I tickle your belly button?
From the inside?
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hey want to fuck?Comment
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This has worked for me a few times-
I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it.
They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have.
I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.Comment
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Good oneOriginally posted by Rambozo
This has worked for me a few times-
I stand in a bar looking very depressed. When a babe comes up to me and asks "Whats wrong with you ? You look like you lost your best friend"?, my reply is that I'm supposed to have an operation in a couple days, and I'm beginning to have doubts about it.
They always ask what type of surgery I'm supposed to have.
I tell them that it is Penis reduction surgery. Then I throw in that I hope I'm doing the right thing and wish I could get another opinion. You'd be amazed at how many girls- after they stop laughing- offer to give you their opinion. At that point, if you can't get laid, there's no helping you.
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A guy is sitting at a bar, trying to pick up a hot babe, sitting next to him.
'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?'
'Yes', she replies, 'I'm the receptionists at the STD clinic.'
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"I've been watching you through your bedroom window the last few nights and I really think we'd make a great couple."Comment
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ha haOriginally posted by Turboface
A guy is sitting at a bar, trying to pick up a hot babe, sitting next to him.
'Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?'
'Yes', she replies, 'I'm the receptionists at the STD clinic.'
I like Andrew Dice Clay's pickup line ... "hey baby, you want me to give you 12 inches and hurt you? Lemme fuck you three times and hit you in the head with a brick."Comment
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Do ya fuck on first dates, does ya dad own a brewery, can I feel your tits, or will you show 'em to me ?
courtesy Rodney Rude
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Some good ones!
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Pull out your cock and say here it's for you!!!
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Tell her you have lots of money.Originally posted by Head
If a girl were to read her email what would one have to say to get a date?
Lets here them!
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"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. "
"If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! "
"If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
"Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get"
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