ok. Fuck this. Time for the Girls

I would throw my

In here right about now- But i just got back from a date with a HOT 20 yr old dental hygenist and I have fallen again and can't get up!

Seriously this girl is an 11-

And she has no idea what a dime piece she truly is :-))

Well, I don't even own a car I use my moutain bike to get around even in winter and I have a leg disability, a bad one yet I still force myself to bike around.

I live on my own and have for a long time.

Wether I suck in bed or Im a god in bed who knows. I don't get "it" enough or even look for it.

I'm not the type of guy that will lie about myself to get a girl or drive a fancy, flashy car I can't afford and brag about all the money I have or don't have in order to pick up girls that will only want to be with me because I can buy them expensive shit.

I'm not ugly, I'm not hot and I don't give a shit.. Need proof, here ya go.


do I have a big dick? NO!
Am I loaded? NO. used to make very very good money but never used that to get me chicks)

And I will do anything to get a girl "off". Well anything that isn't just plain sick (but I won't go there lol)

Also, Im a nice guy and all the girls I meet know this but when they end up with me I treat them very good and shortly after they dump me/cheat on me for/with some asshole that treats them like pure shit, beats them etc..

I'm honest about everything because I have nothing to hide and I just don't care what people think

Yngwie

Congrats kB
WG

Reading this thread high is nuts.

I agree with both sides.

The reason for that most men I think are jealous that you women can get sex anytime you want. When we have to work everything to get sex its not like a 1-2-3 type thing.

In this feeling we label you because we cant do the same.

Atleast this is my thinking right now.

As a guy you can be in 2 situations: You have a girl at home or you don't. If you have and you love her, you are in the best position to get more pussies because you aren't under hormon-pressure:
When you hang out in the clubs, women seem to smell if you are lonely - looking for the pussy - or if you don't NEED to get a pussy that evening. If you hang out with some hot girls in the club (just friends, no banging), you get all attention you want and that's the time to score. The girls arround you get jealous.. like hell. And they will rip out a leg for your attention. Because the other hotties DON'T get it. It's all about competition for the girls.
Now you can start the rest of the show, talk to her, show her that she is the most interesting girl for you now. In the same time all her friends will be uninteresting and not needed for her anymore (before her ugly girlfriend was needed to make her feel better). As a bonus after all the talk that follows now, you can throw in the material factor. Ya I know... girls don't need money and cars... Fuck that, I know they don't NEED it, but find me one that doesn't want to be the good looking girl, driving away in my sweet Porsche Turbo slowly in front of the other girls. They feel like princesses !! And they won the competition, they are special. That's what it's all about for girls, that's how they have fun and feel good.
I'm NOT talking about relationship things here, that stuff has different rules and girls need other things there. But for the fun and the excitement, they are okay with all the stuff I said earlier.

it may be small but its been rock hard for a loooonnnggggg time

NOT AGAIN FOREST!!!!

I know TE

I know

Respect

Lets get married

You want me to put gas in your car? Fine
You want me to pick up my clothes? Already do that
You want me to put my dishes in the dishwasher? Do that too.
You want me to supply you with clothes and accessories? Sure

You don't want to please me in bed? Hmmm...you must be like 99% of all other women.

What I want to know is why so many guys are having to tell you their dick isn't small. You must be telling them it's small for them to have to even make that excuse - which is totally fucked up. I've got a big 'ol (ok, totally average) 6 inches, if some woman said something like that to me, I'd be like wtf is wrong with you bitch? Even if the guy you're with has a 3 inch hard-on you better tell him he's got a HUGE cock - that's common fucking courtesy.

dude, don't take this the wrong way but every thread I see you in you post your pic & talk about how great you are. I mean you seem cool & all but are you really fishing for dates on gfy? You should seriously take this schtick to a different kind of message board. You'll have way more luck then on a message board with 95% male webmasters.

This Thread is funnier than shit

All of the complaints that women are making here are caused by two underlying problems that women have...

1) Women have no clue what they want...in men, in relationships, in life and will blame that on anything they can put it off on

2) Women are unable to seperate fact from fantasy...as in "treat me like a princess", "meet all my needs","my prince charming"...etc.

There are NO prince charmings and you women are NOT princesses!!! No one person is ever going to meet all of your needs and every relationship between males and females is going to take a hell of alot of work from both sides. Take it from a male who has been married once to the same woman for 28yrs and still going like the energizer bunny;-)))

Girls get real on the two above issues and you will fix all the complaints you have in this thread and you will know how to pick the right guy.

BTW, I have a bright flashy yellow convertible Saab 9-3 that you will find me speeding alone in most of the time and I could give a fuck if you chicks think it replaces my lack of dick size or not!
I know my toys are fun for me and I go get them. What gives you the right to judge me (the person) by my toys

ok..... let me set some things straight here.

1. My man is FAB in bed. He is unselfish and honestly gives the BEST oral EVER (loves doing it too, which is very nice for me).

2. I am high maintainance. I know this. Everyone who knows me knows this. HOWEVER I am not "all about me" I love pleasing other people and am actually (despite my adrasive tendancies) a very nice person.

3. I still stand behind everything I have said in this thread. So guys, stop crying... big babies.

Being high maintenance is not an issue, Jen....unless a woman expects a one-way street. I have met far too many women who have the philosiphy that "there are plenty of men in the world who want me...and if this guy doesn't like that all I want is to take, take, take and never give back...then I'll just keep trading up till I find some sucker who will"

It pleases me no end that I am finally at an age where the "quest for pussy" no longer rules my brain. I spent years chasing "mercenary" chicks because of over-active hormones. Thank god those glands are finally under control.

I hate this thread.

LMAO!!!

Now then...that would be an acceptable solution. If my girlfriend were to get a girlfriend (to live with us, of course)....I would give up all requests for oral sex....and do the laundry :-)

I don't think or say that I'm great lol.. Nor am I looking for a date. I just hear all this stuff about all guys being this or that and bla bla bla. It just gets to me so I just say what kind of person I am. Not looking for a date lol. But in no way am I great, Im just honest.. Maybe my posts make it look like I'm fishing for a date but that's not my intentions haha. If I wanted a date I'd just get one with a chick in my own town and not some chick thats miles and miles away OR some dude pretending to be a chick lmao.