Originally posted by -=HOAX=- Jesse Jane, I'd wipe my ass with a chees grater for a week just to snort her dandruff.
I have her virtual sex DVD... shes ok... I'm not an implant fan. Thye can overcome the creases in photos but in video she looks like like she has 2 shopping bags in her chest.
do we get to pick or do we have to work at it? (which we would have to do anyways...)
Think of it like this: say you could fuck anyone you wanted, but in order to do so, you'd have to complete a task. Who would you choose, and how far would you go?
Say you wanted to bang Drew Barrymore. Would you be willing to stick shards of broken glass up your ass and take a bath in tabasco sauce in order to sleep with her?
My real answer wouldbe madonna, because I'm a firm believer that having sex with her is a transcendental journey into the depths of sexual ecstacy. The woman has got to have some otherworldly skills by now....
Originally posted by -=HOAX=- My real answer wouldbe madonna, because I'm a firm believer that having sex with her is a transcendental journey into the depths of sexual ecstacy. The woman has got to have some otherworldly skills by now....
Originally posted by -=HOAX=- My real answer wouldbe madonna, because I'm a firm believer that having sex with her is a transcendental journey into the depths of sexual ecstacy. The woman has got to have some otherworldly skills by now....
Very true. I think if any of us were to meet her getting into her panties wouldn't be too diffacult!
Alessandra Ambrosio, Alexa Doig, Jaime Presley or Kiran Chetry
No particular order. I would get third degree burns on my back, let someone rub on some icy hot and then jump in a tub of lemon juice.
For a foursome I would cut off both feet and walk/hop a 200 house paper route with open wounds...
In the end my wife does me just fine. (she reads the board sometimes. Hiya honey!)
Imagine you go through all that (burns etc.) and she or they are just really lousy fucks and you are then stuck with the burns, no feet and a less than satisfying sexual experience. The thing about it is there are tons and tons of average and hot chicks that are not famous and will fuck the hell out of you without having to go through some form of torture other than maybe having to spend time talking to them.
Pornkitten, you stole my chick!
Angelina Jolie and I'd break an arm/leg for it....
All inidications are that she's a sex-starved freak, which happens to be my type!
Peter Steele. YuM. I'd be his Lady of Pain, since that's what he's into.
And since I'm happy to play the whole field...
I'd love to make Jennifer Connelly scream. And cry. And beg for mercy.
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Imagine you go through all that (burns etc.) and she or they are just really lousy fucks and you are then stuck with the burns, no feet and a less than satisfying sexual experience. The thing about it is there are tons and tons of average and hot chicks that are not famous and will fuck the hell out of you without having to go through some form of torture other than maybe having to spend time talking to them.
Originally posted by Head That chick in Pirates of the Caribbean; i'd give my left nut!
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