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12-05-2003, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Oh boy, being a female and saying this I will probably get blasted but here goes.

Don't bother raving about your 10" dick cause I'm not interested. Having a huge dick bruising the hell out of my cervix is not exactly my idea of fun. Give me an average size guy aiming to please and I'm happy.

Three minutes? Hell ya! Ain't nothing better than a 3 minute quickie when you are running late and have to dash in the shower!!! Sure makes my day at work go better. If you are a marthon guy, chances are I can only fit you in once every couple of weeks when I have the time to spare. If you can manage quickies at a moments notice and a marathon occasionally you are a perfect male in my book.

I do have my beefs though...the main one being a guy with a comb-over or a nasty toupe...shave it honey...you will look much better.

Oh, and please shave, i prefer to buy my dental floss at the drug store.

Damn.. I was doing SOOOOO good until you got to the beard part!! Love my beard whether I have it as a full beard or a goatee! I know many women don't like them but I like having one so I guess I just have to accept that as a thinning of the pool!!

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12-05-2003, 06:43 PM

What about booty licking Jen?

Is that mandatory too?
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12-05-2003, 06:44 PM

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Damn.. I was doing SOOOOO good until you got to the beard part!! Love my beard whether I have it as a full beard or a goatee! I know many women don't like them but I like having one so I guess I just have to accept that as a thinning of the pool!!

Maybe she ment balls???

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12-05-2003, 06:44 PM

BTW- I have a full set of hair but a lot of grey!! And I have ZERO desire to color it to get rid of it!!

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12-05-2003, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by kBizzle
What about booty licking Jen?

Is that mandatory too?

yes it is

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12-05-2003, 06:45 PM

um enforcer -

she meant- shaving genitalia-

I think she was pretty clear with that with the "dental floss reference"
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12-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

yes it is

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12-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by jimholio

i WAS DIGGING THIS UNTIL THE WHOLE CAR THING WAS BROUGHT UYP...BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME GUYS ENJOY WORKING ON CARS THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SOMETHING MECHANICAL.

It is funny how women seem to jump all over the whole "nice car small dick thing" yet evertime i see a ferrari, lambo etc...i have yet to see some average looking girl get out of it.

I have lived a life of what can you do for me....most women in this world want a free ride period....keep me in fashion let me be the biggest hen in the hen house so i can have meaningful passive aggressive relationships with other women....let me take an opposite position on the things you like just so i can get the satisfaction of knowing if I'm not having fun neither are you.

if your man sucks in bed its probably because you could not turn him on with a cable jump. I have been looking for a good woman for long time now and it is just as frustrating on the otherr side of the fense toots....dealing with whiney self righteous hypocracy is no fun either and yet women expect men to just want to fawn all over them....you want jaded i am the walking proof it is alive and well.

The only thing I see when i meet a new girl is somewone looking for a free ride.....we like our toys and you like to spend a fortune on clothes that someone else made popular....you like to try and impress eachother more than you like to be hot for your man...and the funny thing is most women have ZERO loyalty to one another every wopman who has been in my life talks shit about the alleged best friends....

I dig cars...i dig bikes...it's who i am and what I do....I dont want to hear about every guy who likes cars is a pin dick insecure blah fucking blah

This thread did nothing but set me back 6 months and remnind me that most women out there are unappreciating gold diggers who just want to be emotional train wrecks with a chip on the shoulder looking for an outlet to be the control freak that they are.

What happend rto a woman who likes a man for being a man

I don't normally respond to these flame threads. But .... Well Said!

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12-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by jimholio

i WAS DIGGING THIS UNTIL THE WHOLE CAR THING WAS BROUGHT UYP...BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME GUYS ENJOY WORKING ON CARS THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SOMETHING MECHANICAL.

It is funny how women seem to jump all over the whole "nice car small dick thing" yet evertime i see a ferrari, lambo etc...i have yet to see some average looking girl get out of it.

I have lived a life of what can you do for me....most women in this world want a free ride period....keep me in fashion let me be the biggest hen in the hen house so i can have meaningful passive aggressive relationships with other women....let me take an opposite position on the things you like just so i can get the satisfaction of knowing if I'm not having fun neither are you.

if your man sucks in bed its probably because you could not turn him on with a cable jump. I have been looking for a good woman for long time now and it is just as frustrating on the otherr side of the fense toots....dealing with whiney self righteous hypocracy is no fun either and yet women expect men to just want to fawn all over them....you want jaded i am the walking proof it is alive and well.

The only thing I see when i meet a new girl is somewone looking for a free ride.....we like our toys and you like to spend a fortune on clothes that someone else made popular....you like to try and impress eachother more than you like to be hot for your man...and the funny thing is most women have ZERO loyalty to one another every wopman who has been in my life talks shit about the alleged best friends....

I dig cars...i dig bikes...it's who i am and what I do....I dont want to hear about every guy who likes cars is a pin dick insecure blah fucking blah

This thread did nothing but set me back 6 months and remnind me that most women out there are unappreciating gold diggers who just want to be emotional train wrecks with a chip on the shoulder looking for an outlet to be the control freak that they are.

What happend rto a woman who likes a man for being a man

Maybe some guys DO actually like fixing cars for a hobby, but I think a lot also do it to impress girls. Maybe some girls ARE impressed by it, and like it, but I don't! Perhaps I'm prejudiced, but when I see a guy who is flashy I automatically think "player" and "gets too much pussy" and "tries to hard to get pussy" and I stay away!

I am very independent. I don't need anything from ANY man. I've lived on my own since I was 19 yrs old, and I
don't need anything from anyone (even my own family). I'm not rich , so I just buy clothes at the mall, I don't need super expensive clothes to make me look good. If a girl already looks good, she'll look good in anything.

And as for my ex-man sucking in bed, he really does suck, it has nothing to do with me! I always satisfy him and he tells me so! He's the faggot that always needs to rest during it....
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12-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by phogirl69
I also hate guys that need to "rest" in the middle of sex because they are gonna cum so they have to stop and "rest". Dude, you're screwing up the rhythm!! I don't see any guys in the porn movies "resting" when having sex. WTF?

And I don't see women get orasms every time trhey have sex either. Or instantly offer to let guys fuck their best friend, or...

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12-05-2003, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by kBizzle
um enforcer -

she meant- shaving genitalia-

I think she was pretty clear with that with the "dental floss reference"

OMG. DOnt get me started on body hair!!!!!!!! SHAVE THAT FUCKING SHIT. No one wants to see that. No one wants to feel it! SHAVE MEN SHAVE!!!

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12-05-2003, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

And I don't see women get orasms every time trhey have sex either. Or instantly offer to let guys fuck their best friend, or...

You don't make your girlfriend orgasm every time? That's like a curse here, I would be abused for days.

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12-05-2003, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

perfect. that is what i want. that is what i deserve.

Cool, whenever I decide to kiss a females ass I'll know exactly what to do. Until then, mutual respect is gonna have to do.

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12-05-2003, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

ahhh most intelligent thing i have heard in weeks

Ok, this is gonna sound like I'm being an asshole, but I'm trying to make a point so such is life...

If you guys can expect us to always perform like the "porn studs" then is it not reasonable for us to expect you ladies to act like the female poorn stars do int hose movies as well? Works both ways you know.

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12-05-2003, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by stocktrader23

You don't make your girlfriend orgasm every time? That's like a curse here, I would be abused for days.

I didn't say I didn't. Just a fact of life that many women don't orgasm every time they have sex.

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12-05-2003, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

Ok, this is gonna sound like I'm being an asshole, but I'm trying to make a point so such is life...

If you guys can expect us to always perform like the "porn studs" then is it not reasonable for us to expect you ladies to act like the female poorn stars do int hose movies as well? Works both ways you know.

lol dream on. i have the pussy, thus I have the power

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12-05-2003, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by kBizzle
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she meant- shaving genitalia-

I think she was pretty clear with that with the "dental floss reference"

hahaha.. oops..

Was just whizzing through and it went right by me..

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12-05-2003, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

Ok, this is gonna sound like I'm being an asshole, but I'm trying to make a point so such is life...

If you guys can expect us to always perform like the "porn studs" then is it not reasonable for us to expect you ladies to act like the female poorn stars do int hose movies as well? Works both ways you know.

I try my best and act like a "pornstar" for the lucky guy in my life! I will do almost anything in bed except
threesomes

THAT"S ANOTHER THING.

STOP ASKING US IF WE WANT A FUCKEN THREESOME!! The answer is NO NO NO! I know this is the ultimate male fantasy , but it ain't gonna happen, at least not with me anyway. What makes you think you can handle two women, when most men have their hands full with one and can barely handle one? If you can't satisy one, what are you gonna do with two?
Ask me if I want a threesome and DIE!

And also "joking" about having a 3some with me and my best friend. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

And also, always asking me if I would eat out this girl or that girl ALL THE TIME, or asking me if I wanna get with other girls ALL THE TIME. Very annoying. Just ask once, that's enough. You are not gonna change my mind by asking multiple times!

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12-05-2003, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

lol dream on. i have the pussy, thus I have the power

LOL

Ummm.. sure. You only have power if someone wants you. If I remember correctly you are quite a beautiful lady but there is such a thing as a male with self-control.

It's not a myth!!

And at this stage of my life being with someone who I can relax and have a good time with is far more important than just getting laid. If I want that I'll fly to amsetrdam or something.

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12-05-2003, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by jimholio

i WAS DIGGING THIS UNTIL THE WHOLE CAR THING WAS BROUGHT UYP...BELIEVE IT OR NOT SOME GUYS ENJOY WORKING ON CARS THE SATISFACTION OF DOING SOMETHING MECHANICAL.

It is funny how women seem to jump all over the whole "nice car small dick thing" yet evertime i see a ferrari, lambo etc...i have yet to see some average looking girl get out of it.

I have lived a life of what can you do for me....most women in this world want a free ride period....keep me in fashion let me be the biggest hen in the hen house so i can have meaningful passive aggressive relationships with other women....let me take an opposite position on the things you like just so i can get the satisfaction of knowing if I'm not having fun neither are you.

if your man sucks in bed its probably because you could not turn him on with a cable jump. I have been looking for a good woman for long time now and it is just as frustrating on the otherr side of the fense toots....dealing with whiney self righteous hypocracy is no fun either and yet women expect men to just want to fawn all over them....you want jaded i am the walking proof it is alive and well.

The only thing I see when i meet a new girl is somewone looking for a free ride.....we like our toys and you like to spend a fortune on clothes that someone else made popular....you like to try and impress eachother more than you like to be hot for your man...and the funny thing is most women have ZERO loyalty to one another every wopman who has been in my life talks shit about the alleged best friends....

I dig cars...i dig bikes...it's who i am and what I do....I dont want to hear about every guy who likes cars is a pin dick insecure blah fucking blah

This thread did nothing but set me back 6 months and remnind me that most women out there are unappreciating gold diggers who just want to be emotional train wrecks with a chip on the shoulder looking for an outlet to be the control freak that they are.

What happend rto a woman who likes a man for being a man

well-said. Most men have always been shallow. yea, we suck. But what's worse, is now women are going out of their way to be just like men, they're becoming totally shallow, self-serving, misandrist players. This is not something to be proud of. This shallow, self-involved culture we have is sickening. No one values fucking sincerity, dignity & love anymore. My rant of the moment. Fuckers.

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12-05-2003, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

lol dream on. i have the pussy, thus I have the power

I disagree. I'll leave it at that.

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12-05-2003, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by phogirl69

I try my best and act like a "pornstar" for the lucky guy in my life! I will do almost anything in bed except
threesomes

THAT"S ANOTHER THING.

STOP ASKING US IF WE WANT A FUCKEN THREESOME!! The answer is NO NO NO! I know this is the ultimate male fantasy , but it ain't gonna happen, at least not with me anyway. What makes you think you can handle two women, when most men have their hands full with one and can barely handle one? If you can't satisy one, what are you gonna do with two?
Ask me if I want a threesome and DIE!

And also "joking" about having a 3some with me and my best friend. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

And also, always asking me if I would eat out this girl or that girl ALL THE TIME, or asking me if I wanna get with other girls ALL THE TIME. Very annoying. Just ask once, that's enough. You are not gonna change my mind by asking multiple times!

That's fine. That's a reasonable position. Not every porn star does threesomes (though these days that is les and less common)

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12-05-2003, 07:00 PM

Hey now guys, not all woman are that bad and I know that not all guys are bad either. I have never demanded anyone to cater to me and I have never sat on my ass either. I never have just "one" job, I always have 2 or three. Right now I run my own non-adult business that is doing very well, I work full-time and I webmaster inbetween all that daily grind stuff of keeping up a house and taking care of kids. The hubby works his ass off at work all day, webmasters and takes care of all those HTML/design jobs I plop in his lap for my business that I just can't find the time to do.

I bitch sometimes and so does he. We both have our off days but when it comes to down to the wire we are always there for one another. We can both drive each other up the wall but in all honesty there isn't another man in this world I would rather be with.

I think both males & females should really stop looking at each others faults and start concentrating on their good points.

If the guy is a minute man but treats you like a queen, then oh well, do it 5 times instead of one. If she likes buying clothes and you like buying cars, guess you are both getting what you want so no one has the right to bitch.

The only exception to this rule of course is the comb-over, we as women of this world reserve the right to shave your head.
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12-05-2003, 07:01 PM

This thread is really going downhill.
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12-05-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Hey now guys, not all woman are that bad and I know that not all guys are bad either. I have never demanded anyone to cater to me and I have never sat on my ass either. I never have just "one" job, I always have 2 or three. Right now I run my own non-adult business that is doing very well, I work full-time and I webmaster inbetween all that daily grind stuff of keeping up a house and taking care of kids. The hubby works his ass off at work all day, webmasters and takes care of all those HTML/design jobs I plop in his lap for my business that I just can't find the time to do.

I bitch sometimes and so does he. We both have our off days but when it comes to down to the wire we are always there for one another. We can both drive each other up the wall but in all honesty there isn't another man in this world I would rather be with.

I think both males & females should really stop looking at each others faults and start concentrating on their good points.

If the guy is a minute man but treats you like a queen, then oh well, do it 5 times instead of one. If she likes buying clothes and you like buying cars, guess you are both getting what you want so no one has the right to bitch.

The only exception to this rule of course is the comb-over, we as women of this world reserve the right to shave your head.

Fair enough. Sounds like you and your other half are doing quite well!!

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12-05-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
lol dream on. i have the pussy, thus I have the power

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12-05-2003, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

LOL

Ummm.. sure. You only have power if someone wants you. If I remember correctly you are quite a beautiful lady but there is such a thing as a male with self-control.

It's not a myth!!

And at this stage of my life being with someone who I can relax and have a good time with is far more important than just getting laid. If I want that I'll fly to amsetrdam or something.

yes ok good for you. you have control you can exclude yourself from all of my comments this evening.

let's talk about guys that grab and cat call. i know that if a guy i don't know grabs my ass and says "hey beautiful, where have you been all my life" (yes, some do still use that line) it just makes me so wet i can't help but jump into bed. UGH please. a little originality PLEASE.

wow, i really am in quite the mood tonight, huh?

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12-05-2003, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
to step up to the plate. I hear ALL FUCKING DAY LONG about pussy and big tits. I get enough of that shit. I think the GFY girls need to degrade some men RIGHT NOW.

You know what I find funny? How all men say that their dick isn't really small. That I just didn't see it at the right time. All dicks are "about the same size" when hard. BULLSHIT!

And here is another one.... CUM TOO FAST? Don't tell your girl that "Baby you are just so hot, I couldn't help myself" BULLSHIT!!! You have a medical problem. Go get some Viagra.

What? We are the only girl in your life? WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! It is easier for us to get dick than you to get ANYTHING. So go tell the naive 18 year old around the corner that she is the only one for you.

AND EXCUSE ME! You want oral? Then get the fuck down and give me my fucking goods first.

OK I good go on all night. List the gripes, girls. Let's see who is man enough to respond.

Good Job Jen !!
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12-05-2003, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
to step up to the plate. I hear ALL FUCKING DAY LONG about pussy and big tits. I get enough of that shit. I think the GFY girls need to degrade some men RIGHT NOW.

You know what I find funny? How all men say that their dick isn't really small. That I just didn't see it at the right time. All dicks are "about the same size" when hard. BULLSHIT!

And here is another one.... CUM TOO FAST? Don't tell your girl that "Baby you are just so hot, I couldn't help myself" BULLSHIT!!! You have a medical problem. Go get some Viagra.

What? We are the only girl in your life? WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! It is easier for us to get dick than you to get ANYTHING. So go tell the naive 18 year old around the corner that she is the only one for you.

AND EXCUSE ME! You want oral? Then get the fuck down and give me my fucking goods first.

OK I good go on all night. List the gripes, girls. Let's see who is man enough to respond.

Hey Jen,

I don't think the men on this board can handle your honesty!!!

You and the other females in this thread have posted excellent points, and it has been refreshing to read women's point of views for a change.

I think almost every man and every woman have experienced bad lovers within their lifetimes. It makes the experiences with the good ones, that much better!!!

Just trying to be diplomatic.
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12-05-2003, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

yes ok good for you. you have control you can exclude yourself from all of my comments this evening.

let's talk about guys that grab and cat call. i know that if a guy i don't know grabs my ass and says "hey beautiful, where have you been all my life" (yes, some do still use that line) it just makes me so wet i can't help but jump into bed. UGH please. a little originality PLEASE.

wow, i really am in quite the mood tonight, huh?

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12-05-2003, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Spread4uDiva

Hey Jen,

I don't think the men on this board can handle your honesty!!!

You and the other females in this thread have posted excellent points, and it has been refreshing to read women's point of views for a change.

I think almost every man and every woman have experienced bad lovers within their lifetimes. It makes the experiences with the good ones, that much better!!!

Just trying to be diplomatic.

ahhh fuck diplomacy. no man can handle it when the girl busts out the secrets.

and oh yeah. I really did cum last time. really. you were that good. couldn't you tell? NOT!!!!!!!!

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12-05-2003, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

ahhh fuck diplomacy. no man can handle it when the girl busts out the secrets.

and oh yeah. I really did cum last time. really. you were that good. couldn't you tell? NOT!!!!!!!!

LMAO...ok..... you go girl.... tell them like it is.....
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12-05-2003, 07:18 PM

How about when men say on the phone "What are you wearing?" Ummm... Does it matter? It's not going to lead to a phone bone!! I don't give a fuck what you're wearing... don't ask me what I'm wearing!! As if I am going to say "a micro mini skirt, no panties, half shirt, no bra" every single time, when I'm usually at home working in jeans or my PJs. I work at home and don't see people on a daily basis, I don't have anyone to impress everyday, so I'm not going to be wearing a make your dick hard outfit every time you ask!

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12-05-2003, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by Furious_Female
How about when men say on the phone "What are you wearing?" Ummm... Does it matter? It's not going to lead to a phone bone!! I don't give a fuck what you're wearing... don't ask me what I'm wearing!! As if I am going to say "a micro mini skirt, no panties, half shirt, no bra" every single time, when I'm usually at home working in jeans or my PJs. I work at home and don't see people on a daily basis, I don't have anyone to impress everyday, so I'm not going to be wearing a make your dick hard outfit every time you ask!

Yes! Exactly! Let's keep going girls!

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12-05-2003, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

lol dream on. i have the pussy, thus I have the power

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I give you the proof to why men are jaded today.

The defense rests.....

enjoy the divorce ......get half.....I'm betting you would have it no other way
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12-05-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by phogirl69
I also hate guys that need to "rest" in the middle of sex because they are gonna cum so they have to stop and "rest". Dude, you're screwing up the rhythm!! I don't see any guys in the porn movies "resting" when having sex. WTF?

Haha. Obviously you are a young woman. When I "rest", it's because I'm in total oxygen deficit from pounding the living hell out of my bitch wife. At my age, I can pump until I drop without cumming, so that is *not* the issue.

Maybe as you "mature" you'll have better luck at picking guys who can fuck you like you obviously are not getting fucked now. I wish you luck!

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12-05-2003, 07:22 PM

Less finger bangin' more rubbin' the clit! I'm not ashamed, I tell it like it is!
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12-05-2003, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by jimholio

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I give you the proof to why men are jaded today.

The defense rests.....

enjoy the divorce ......get half.....I'm betting you would have it no other way

Yes. That is it. Honestly, don't any of you men get it? Why do you get up in the morning? PUSSY! Why do you bother to breathe? PUSSY. Why are you in this biz? PUSSY! How do any of you make money? PUSSY!

Case closed. Power of Pussy rests. I am off to bed

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12-05-2003, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by TheEnforcer

hahaha.. oops..

Was just whizzing through and it went right by me..
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12-05-2003, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

Yes. That is it. Honestly, don't any of you men get it? Why do you get up in the morning? PUSSY! Why do you bother to breathe? PUSSY. Why are you in this biz? PUSSY! How do any of you make money? PUSSY!

Case closed. Power of Pussy rests. I am off to bed

APPLAUSE....you should have been a lawyer, lol
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12-05-2003, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen
Yes. That is it. Honestly, don't any of you men get it? Why do you get up in the morning? PUSSY! Why do you bother to breathe? PUSSY. Why are you in this biz? PUSSY! How do any of you make money? PUSSY!

Case closed. Power of Pussy rests. I am off to bed

While most men think like that, not all do...
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12-05-2003, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by phogirl69

Maybe some guys DO actually like fixing cars for a hobby, but I think a lot also do it to impress girls. Maybe some girls ARE impressed by it, and like it, but I don't! Perhaps I'm prejudiced, but when I see a guy who is flashy I automatically think "player" and "gets too much pussy" and "tries to hard to get pussy" and I stay away!

I am very independent. I don't need anything from ANY man. I've lived on my own since I was 19 yrs old, and I
don't need anything from anyone (even my own family). I'm not rich , so I just buy clothes at the mall, I don't need super expensive clothes to make me look good. If a girl already looks good, she'll look good in anything.

And as for my ex-man sucking in bed, he really does suck, it has nothing to do with me! I always satisfy him and he tells me so! He's the faggot that always needs to rest during it....

some men think women in skirts make them whores and wearing make up is what prostitutes do.....I'n not that guy far from it....

but when you tell a guy like me that my passion for cars bikes and boats puts me in the same category as some medallion wearing greaser that pisses me off....

you cannot tell me that many women are not about the cash and power...there is no way in hell i believe that....I know great women...some of which are the most admired people in my life...

I wont be with a women if she cannot understand my love for toys......it is virtually the same to me a s the abusive mother fucker who forbids his lady to wear a skirt and make up....the reason most women hate mens toys is that they yare jealous.....jealous of a fucking inantimate object why.....because the man chooses to spend passionate time driving, wrenching, fixing, washing, enjoying, admiring....when they feel we should be devoting all of that to them....yet i'm not begging for attention when nails get done, hair gets colored, clothes are purchased, room is redecorated...and you can deny it all day long but you do most of it just to impress your friends

I refuse to marry a Pottery barn....or make up counter....bloomingdales sales statistic....put down the cosmo and pick up a book....go find a hobby and stop being so fucking concerned about if you are the cutest girl in your group of friends....you want revealed secrets....there is one right smack in the middle of the room....women compete against eachother period.....

and you expect us to give a fuck....you expect us to not be men and not go golf...fish...rifde bikes...race cars....play hockey

I have no idea if i am good in bed...i know i give it the same effort as my girl does....if she is not getting off than have the fucking gurts to get off the payroll and find a dick that rings your bell....you want to bitch....go bitch to the friends you talk shoit about ALL THE TIME!!!

Have a good weekend.....if I am nominated as a spokesperson for the sensative guy of the year I am reachable by cell

oh and phogirl69...this is not directed to you just general debate.....
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12-05-2003, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by wyldblyss

What can I say? It happens!!

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12-05-2003, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

Yes. That is it. Honestly, don't any of you men get it? Why do you get up in the morning? PUSSY! Why do you bother to breathe? PUSSY. Why are you in this biz? PUSSY! How do any of you make money? PUSSY!

Case closed. Power of Pussy rests. I am off to bed

Dont flatter yourself dear....some of us do grow up....you meet a real man one day and you will see that.

It takes more than pussy to make my life spin...like pride...confidence...the ability to make things happen...to seek out things i enjoy...get out of the club and into adulthood and mayvbe you will know the difference some day we are all not ego driven meglamaiacs who think the mere sight of ones self naked is a sight to behold

not impressed...I have seen you in a picture you are a cute girl...Ihope you you get over the low self esteem you seem to have

Dont any of you KIDS get it.

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12-05-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by PornkingsJen

Yes. That is it. Honestly, don't any of you men get it? Why do you get up in the morning? PUSSY! Why do you bother to breathe? PUSSY. Why are you in this biz? PUSSY! How do any of you make money? PUSSY!

Case closed. Power of Pussy rests. I am off to bed

I think most guys on this board wake up with "making money" on their mind before anything else!

and btw.. what drives women? Love and affection!? Whats this small talk about whos got power between males or females!?! Is that what you could also call ... "Girl's talk"!?
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12-05-2003, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by jimholio

some men think women in skirts make them whores and wearing make up is what prostitutes do.....I'n not that guy far from it....

but when you tell a guy like me that my passion for cars bikes and boats puts me in the same category as some medallion wearing greaser that pisses me off....

you cannot tell me that many women are not about the cash and power...there is no way in hell i believe that....I know great women...some of which are the most admired people in my life...

I wont be with a women if she cannot understand my love for toys......it is virtually the same to me a s the abusive mother fucker who forbids his lady to wear a skirt and make up....the reason most women hate mens toys is that they yare jealous.....jealous of a fucking inantimate object why.....because the man chooses to spend passionate time driving, wrenching, fixing, washing, enjoying, admiring....when they feel we should be devoting all of that to them....yet i'm not begging for attention when nails get done, hair gets colored, clothes are purchased, room is redecorated...and you can deny it all day long but you do most of it just to impress your friends

I refuse to marry a Pottery barn....or make up counter....bloomingdales sales statistic....put down the cosmo and pick up a book....go find a hobby and stop being so fucking concerned about if you are the cutest girl in your group of friends....you want revealed secrets....there is one right smack in the middle of the room....women compete against eachother period.....

and you expect us to give a fuck....you expect us to not be men and not go golf...fish...rifde bikes...race cars....play hockey

I have no idea if i am good in bed...i know i give it the same effort as my girl does....if she is not getting off than have the fucking gurts to get off the payroll and find a dick that rings your bell....you want to bitch....go bitch to the friends you talk shoit about ALL THE TIME!!!

Have a good weekend.....if I am nominated as a spokesperson for the sensative guy of the year I am reachable by cell

oh and phogirl69...this is not directed to you just general debate.....

I only hate men who use their $$$ to try and impress females. If it's their hobby that's fine. It's good for a guy to have hobbies wether it be cars, toys, counterstrike, internet, whatever, because it keeps them busy. I'd much rather have a guy play with his car toy than cheating with some slut!
I'm not jealous of inanimate objects, but jealous of REAL LIFE people, who pose a real threat, not a car.

Anyways, it is true that women like to compete with each other. I don't know why that is, but we just do. Always competing who's prettier, hotter, gets more attention... etc. I know it, because my friends talk openly about it 24/7, and it gives me a headache. Like
: "Who's prettier, me or her", or "Are you sure you wanna go there, there's lots of pretty girls there "competition". Personally I think it is RETARDED, and I don't care, I don't care what people think.

But I would never be jealous if a guy has hobbies for christ sakes, as long as they are not cheating. There's nothing I hate more than people who CHEAT and LIE and hook up with other people when they are supposed to be monogamous.

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12-05-2003, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Thats called jelousy.

You can make jelousy traps and get any girl you want.

Try it.... EVERY single female on this planet wants what some other girl has even if they didnt before hand.....

Heh its the easiest way to get laid.

That is the most moronic statement I've ever read, what are you, like 17? OMG

You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!
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12-05-2003, 09:07 PM

Jen, you go girl!

You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!
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12-05-2003, 10:10 PM

wooooooooohooooooooo!!!!!! I think I'm in love! Kick ass Jen!
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12-05-2003, 10:16 PM

And I don't care that much for BJs either....

That is disturbing...

Hey can't a guy take a break for second when he is going to cum - sheesh - the reason pornstars dont cum quick is cuz they are machines and have shut off certain things in their mind and or aren't really into it.

This whole time frame thing - IMO - girls dont want a guy to last 3 minutes - but they dont want to get fucked for 3hrs straight either (duh boring and sore pussy) - but 3 hours of sucking fucking etc yes... same reason the size of your coc doesnt matter unless it is real small or too big.

Yes guys suck.
Most are insecure.
Most can't give a women an orgasm.

How do you girls feel about getting facials?

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