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  • BlueFly
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 716
    #1

    Guess What I just sold?

    A dude just placed an order for crotchless panties, crotchless pantyhose, a string of love beads and a 5oz bottle of strawberry flavored lube...

    Bought it from xxxpresstoys. What do you think? Is this a toy for a lady friend, or are these beads going up this guys poop shoot?
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    • BlueFly
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 716
      #2
      btw, this guy came from my panty/upskirt tgp... That explains the panties and pantyhose.
      Now Taking Hard Link Trades
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        • hyper
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 5294
          #3
          doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet

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            • Oracle Porn
              Affiliate
              • Oct 2002
              • 24433
              #4
              Originally posted by hyper
              doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet


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                • BlueFly
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 716
                  #5
                  Originally posted by hyper
                  doesnt matter as long as his money goes in your wallet
                  I know. It is just funny to think about it. Every time I make a sale from there, I check out what was ordered. Me and the wife usually get a good laugh out of it.
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                    • hyper
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 5294
                      #6
                      Originally posted by BlueFly
                      I know. It is just funny to think about it. Every time I make a sale from there, I check out what was ordered. Me and the wife usually get a good laugh out of it.
                      then laugh your way to the bank, dont think

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                        •  Smokey The Bear 
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3880
                          #7
                          one 12 inch dildo a quart of blue house paint, a bag of 10 penny nails, 2 cans of whipped cream and 3 small gerbils.

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                            • BlueFly
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 716
                              #8
                              Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 
                              one 12 inch dildo a quart of blue house paint, a bag of 10 penny nails, 2 cans of whipped cream and 3 small gerbils.
                              You forgot the Barney dvd.
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                                • skillfull
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 4716
                                  #9
                                  mind at underdark dot cc
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                                    •  Smokey The Bear 
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 3880
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BlueFly
                                      You forgot the Barney dvd.
                                      Whoops . i forgot.

                                      BTW i dont appreciate you posting my purchase on GFY you bastard , on the form it said "totally discreet"

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                                        • Brad-Wishing
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2415
                                          #11
                                          Goin in his ass, and going to lick it himself with the lube!
                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                            • BlueFly
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 716
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
                                              Goin in his ass, and going to lick it himself with the lube!
                                              That is what I was afraid of... The question is, which flavor is stronger: Strawberry, or shit?
                                              Now Taking Hard Link Trades
                                              BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

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                                                • Hue G. Pness
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 1237
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by skillfull
                                                  GFY Voice of Reason

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                                                    • BlueFly
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                      • 716
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by  Smokey The Bear 


                                                      Whoops . i forgot.

                                                      BTW i dont appreciate you posting my purchase on GFY you bastard , on the form it said "totally discreet"
                                                      Sorry Smokey... I didn't realize it was you! Be careful with those beads...
                                                      Now Taking Hard Link Trades
                                                      BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

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                                                        • Brad-Wishing
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 2415
                                                          #15
                                                          Hey if you use enough lube it may start to taste like "strawberry flavored shit" which I hear is QUITE tasty.
                                                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                            •  Smokey The Bear 
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                              • 3880
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by BlueFly
                                                              Sorry Smokey... I didn't realize it was you! Be careful with those beads...
                                                              I thought that was a necklace for fat people. It was for my sister in law for christmas.

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                                                                • BlueFly
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 716
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Brad-Wishing
                                                                  Hey if you use enough lube it may start to taste like "strawberry flavored shit" which I hear is QUITE tasty.
                                                                  That could be a new flavor of jelly! You could have chunky and creamy.
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                                                                  BTW - NEVER use thexxxhost.com

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                                                                    • TheLegacy
                                                                      SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 18171
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by skillfull
                                                                      lmao
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                                                                        • sumphatpimp
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 5235
                                                                          #19
                                                                          you just hurry up and get our order shipped,

                                                                          the weekend is here and we want to party



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