O'Pezdal

Hey, guys! You should insert brains in your heads. This is a great thing and will be extremely helpful to you. Because you will be able to THINK with them. With brain one can make more accurate conclusions than with ass like you do at the present time. For example, that a surfer cannot have an email like [email protected] because for this he must at least buy that domain and 99.99% he is not a mainstream but an adult webmaster.
In fact I can advice you a good surgeon who has already helped many poor things like you. He won't charge you much money and transplant a monkey's brain in your skull. You will momentarily feel much cleverer and your like will become much easier and happier.