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  • FabianC
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 1616

    #1

    It?s the ten sponsor commandments - memorize it

    It?s the ten sponsor commandments - memorize it!

    "one two three four five six seven eight nine"

    Uhh, it?s the ten sponsor commandments
    What, uhh, uhh
    Newbies can?t tell me nothin bout this traffic, uh-huh
    Can?t tell me nothin bout these signups, these emails
    To my hustlin ni**az
    Ni**az on different coasts I ain?t forget you ni**az
    My triple zero ni**az, word up

    "one two three four five six seven eight nine"
    "ten"

    I been in this game for years, it made me an animal
    There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
    A step by step booklet for you to get
    Your program on track, not your sig pushed back
    Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
    How much, signups you push, cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy ?specially
    If that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
    Number two: never let em know your next move
    Don?t you know CECash moves in silence or violence
    Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
    I done pushed mad signups at these cats for they presidents n trips
    Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
    Your boys?ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
    they'll be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
    Number four: know you heard this before
    Never get off, on your own content
    Number five: never film no smut where you rest at
    I don?t care if they want a date, tell em late
    Number six: that God damn credit, forget it
    You think a sales rep payin you back, shit forget it
    Seven: this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely seperated
    Money and blood don?t mix like two dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit
    Number eight: never get caught slippin in Fubar's eyes
    You'll wake up hating yourself, umm like those two guys
    Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you ain?t showing clicks stay the fuck from gfy (uh-huh)
    If ni**az think you shaving ain?t tryin listen
    They be sittin in their momma's kitchen, waitin to start pissin
    Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain?t got the bankroll say hell no
    Cause I'm gon want my money rain sleet hail snow

    Follow these rules you?ll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man jay up, heard in three weeks
    She sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more sites to bake up, word up, uhh

    Porn kings, P Dizzle
    Uhh

    "one two three four five six seven eight nine"
    "ten"

    Inspired by Biggie, R.I.P.
  • sherie
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 7020

    #2
    You need a nap baby!! lol
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    • Jason
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 4287

      #3

      Number six: that God damn credit, forget it
      You think a sales rep payin you back, shit forget it

      I think Slickcash / SexPromote learned this one.. LOL


      Is Becky selling shoes in the mall now?




      -P Dizzle
      I stay busy.

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      • triumph
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 3433

        #4
        I think you need another hit!

        not hit as in rap, but hit the pipe!

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        • sherie
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 7020

          #5
          That is so profound Fabian....

          Jason - EEEK!
          AIM sherierocks
          ICQ 127-296-286
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          • The Truth Hurts
            Zph7YXfjMhg
            • Nov 2002
            • 15767

            #6
            I think i've lot a couple IQ points reading this thread.

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            • FabianC
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 1616

              #7
              Originally posted by triumph
              I think you need another hit!

              not hit as in rap, but hit the pipe!
              haha .. I'm too blunted already .. why you think I came up with this? LOL

              Play this track while reading the 10 Commandments!!

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              • MPBWhitney
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2002
                • 507

                #8
                Dude ... your so funny!

                Wurd up!

                whitney
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • Rinaldo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 5086

                  #9
                  Love life...

                  That Free style was pretty funny... I liked it

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                  • LeeNoga
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 3043

                    #10
                    Fab, way to much to comprehend at one time...just trying to decode your post was a days work :-)))

                    Silly boy *spank*

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                    • Rick Latona
                      The Best Ideas Start Here
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 6037

                      #11
                      You are so pimp.
                      Regards,

                      Rick Latona
                      http://latonas.com

                      Latona's - We Sell Money Making Web Properties
                      Note to buyers of websites and traffic: please check our inventory at http://latonas.com/websites-for-sale. If you would like to make an offer on something, just let me know.

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                      • Phoenix
                        BACON BACON BACON
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 35475

                        #12
                        haha..damn


                        you been hittin the pipe extra hard lately
                        Telegram PhoenixBrad
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                        • tucker
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 584

                          #13
                          True dat...the man speaks the truth.

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                          • Slick Nate
                            Registered User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 6

                            #14
                            I love that!
                            [

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                            • wdsguy
                              Ryde or Die
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 19568

                              #15
                              werd up my brotha

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                              • Gabriel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 4789

                                #16
                                For this you spam my ICQ and interupt my lunch?

                                OYE.
                                ICQ#: 142295729

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                                • GrimShawn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 8120

                                  #17
                                  Nice one! I'm going to start calling you Notorious F A B!

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                                  • FabianC
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2001
                                    • 1616

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Gabriel
                                    For this you spam my ICQ and interupt my lunch?

                                    OYE.
                                    Stop crying biaatttccchhhh

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                                    • VSBallina
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 922

                                      #19
                                      All I have to say Fabian is..........where is the eleventh one?

                                      Keeping a fucking lunch date,
                                      this way my girl Tina won't playa hate.

                                      Ha

                                      xo
                                      TinaBallina

                                      ICQ: 331521809
                                      AIM: ballinaballina

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                                      • RogerV
                                        Banned!
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 12591

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by VSBallina
                                        All I have to say Fabian is..........where is the eleventh one?

                                        Keeping a fucking lunch date,
                                        this way my girl Tina won't playa hate.

                                        Ha

                                        xo
                                        The 11th one is
                                        you don't lose your girl in this biz just your turn.

                                        we need more woman in the biz LOL

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                                        • sherie
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 7020

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by RogerV


                                          The 11th one is
                                          you don't lose your girl in this biz just your turn.

                                          we need more woman in the biz LOL
                                          Nah, we need more quality men in this biz
                                          AIM sherierocks
                                          ICQ 127-296-286
                                          Skype traffichor

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                                          • VSBallina
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2003
                                            • 922

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RogerV


                                            The 11th one is
                                            you don't lose your girl in this biz just your turn.

                                            we need more woman in the biz LOL

                                            That is my Roger.......love ya babe.

                                            xo
                                            TinaBallina

                                            ICQ: 331521809
                                            AIM: ballinaballina

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                                            • beemk
                                              CLICK HERE
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 20829

                                              #23
                                              when are you making the audio for this?
                                              I host with Vacares

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                                              • FabianC
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 1616

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by beemk
                                                when are you making the audio for this?
                                                PornDollar says he's going to mic it live @ the players ball .. until then, here's biggie's crack version

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                                                • ytcracker
                                                  stc is the greatest
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 12403

                                                  #25
                                                  ALALWLAWLWALAWLAWLAWLLAWALWAWLLW nicee
                                                  www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
                                                  i love you

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                                                  • Jason
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 4287

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by FabianC


                                                    PornDollar says he's going to mic it live @ the players ball .. until then, here's biggie's crack version
                                                    yeah..

                                                    I'll show YTCracker who really rocks the mic.
                                                    I stay busy.

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                                                    • TondaB
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 3162

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Gabriel
                                                      For this you spam my ICQ and interupt my lunch?

                                                      OYE.
                                                      I am just jealous that he didn't interrupt my lunch
                                                      ICQ: 61462417

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                                                      • WiredGuy
                                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 34515

                                                        #28
                                                        LOL, that was hilarious!
                                                        WG
                                                        I play with Google.

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                                                        • sherie
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 7020

                                                          #29

                                                          They need to learn #8
                                                          AIM sherierocks
                                                          ICQ 127-296-286
                                                          Skype traffichor

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                                                          • Jason
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 4287

                                                            #30
                                                            oh damn..

                                                            I stay busy.

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                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 34515

                                                              #31
                                                              Oh my god! This is definitely one of those pics where we needed a "removed by request" !

                                                              I play with Google.

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                                                              • RogerV
                                                                Banned!
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 12591

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by VSBallina



                                                                That is my Roger.......love ya babe.

                                                                xo
                                                                remember the stairwell

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                                                                • RogerV
                                                                  Banned!
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 12591

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sherie

                                                                  They need to learn #8
                                                                  I thought that was Eric Redeyes on the left

                                                                  shocked me for a minute

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                                                                  • RogerV
                                                                    Banned!
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 12591

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sherie
                                                                    Nah, we need more quality men in this biz
                                                                    Your right not to many of them left. we are all ruined

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                                                                    • GigaChris
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 1383

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Amen Fabian!
                                                                      __chris

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                                                                      www.gigacash.com
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                                                                      • Zebra
                                                                        Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 5091

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by RogerV


                                                                        I thought that was Eric Redeyes on the left

                                                                        shocked me for a minute
                                                                        Look closer Roger. Your eyes aren't playing tricks on you
                                                                        Old School

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                                                                        • VirtuMike
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 2483

                                                                          #37
                                                                          If it were in English it would be beautiful.

                                                                          You ought to print that on a nice framed poster and give it out at the show.
                                                                          Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                                                          XYZZY4L

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                                                                          • VirtuMike
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                            • 2483

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Dude, that looks a lot like Frenchy too...

                                                                            MY EYES MY EYES!!!

                                                                            Wait, I was there when they shot that pic... MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN!!!


                                                                            Oh, and let this serve as my 1000th post.
                                                                            Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                                                            XYZZY4L

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                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 133978

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Good points..

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                                                                              • - AFN -
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 3101

                                                                                #40
                                                                                That's funny... if it was a joke
                                                                                cat cash* | tr -d '\r' | tr -s '/n' > money

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                                                                                • iwantchixx
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 12860

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by FabianC
                                                                                  It?s the ten sponsor commandments - memorize it!

                                                                                  "one two three four five six seven eight nine"

                                                                                  Uhh, it?s the ten sponsor commandments
                                                                                  What, uhh, uhh
                                                                                  Newbies can?t tell me nothin bout this traffic, uh-huh
                                                                                  Can?t tell me nothin bout these signups, these emails
                                                                                  To my hustlin ni**az
                                                                                  Ni**az on different coasts I ain?t forget you ni**az
                                                                                  My triple zero ni**az, word up

                                                                                  "one two three four five six seven eight nine"
                                                                                  "ten"

                                                                                  I been in this game for years, it made me an animal
                                                                                  There's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
                                                                                  A step by step booklet for you to get
                                                                                  Your program on track, not your sig pushed back
                                                                                  Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
                                                                                  How much, signups you push, cause you know
                                                                                  The cheddar breed jealousy ?specially
                                                                                  If that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
                                                                                  Number two: never let em know your next move
                                                                                  Don?t you know CECash moves in silence or violence
                                                                                  Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
                                                                                  I done pushed mad signups at these cats for they presidents n trips
                                                                                  Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
                                                                                  Your boys?ll set that ass up, properly gassed up
                                                                                  Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
                                                                                  they'll be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
                                                                                  Number four: know you heard this before
                                                                                  Never get off, on your own content
                                                                                  Number five: never film no smut where you rest at
                                                                                  I don?t care if they want a date, tell em late
                                                                                  Number six: that God damn credit, forget it
                                                                                  You think a sales rep payin you back, shit forget it
                                                                                  Seven: this rule is so underrated
                                                                                  Keep your family and business completely seperated
                                                                                  Money and blood don?t mix like two dicks and no bitch
                                                                                  Find yourself in serious shit
                                                                                  Number eight: never get caught slippin in Fubar's eyes
                                                                                  You'll wake up hating yourself, umm like those two guys
                                                                                  Number nine shoulda been number one to me
                                                                                  If you ain?t showing clicks stay the fuck from gfy (uh-huh)
                                                                                  If ni**az think you shaving ain?t tryin listen
                                                                                  They be sittin in their momma's kitchen, waitin to start pissin
                                                                                  Number ten: a strong word called consignment
                                                                                  Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
                                                                                  If you ain?t got the bankroll say hell no
                                                                                  Cause I'm gon want my money rain sleet hail snow

                                                                                  Follow these rules you?ll have mad bread to break up
                                                                                  If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
                                                                                  Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
                                                                                  Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
                                                                                  Your girl fucked my man jay up, heard in three weeks
                                                                                  She sniffed a whole half of cake up
                                                                                  Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
                                                                                  Gotta go gotta go, more sites to bake up, word up, uhh

                                                                                  Porn kings, P Dizzle
                                                                                  Uhh

                                                                                  "one two three four five six seven eight nine"
                                                                                  "ten"

                                                                                  Inspired by Biggie, R.I.P.
                                                                                  Speak english will ya

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                                                                                  • Becky
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                                                    • 127

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by PornDollar



                                                                                    I think Slickcash / SexPromote learned this one.. LOL


                                                                                    Is Becky selling shoes in the mall now?




                                                                                    -P Dizzle


                                                                                    You think you are pretty fucking funny dont you Jason?? What is really funny about this is the fact that you dont even know what you are talking about. It just so happens that I broker for CE, along with many other companies..so GFY to you
                                                                                    Becky Parmiter
                                                                                    ICQ#288820563

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                                                                                    • Jason
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 4287

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by RogerV


                                                                                      remember the stairwell

                                                                                      details?
                                                                                      I stay busy.

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                                                                                      • HeadPimp
                                                                                        Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 2772

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I was wondering when someone was gonna boost that song and re-write the lyrics...

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                                                                                        • Jason
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                          • 4287

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Becky




                                                                                          You think you are pretty fucking funny dont you Jason?? What is really funny about this is the fact that you dont even know what you are talking about. It just so happens that I broker for CE, along with many other companies..so GFY to you
                                                                                          So what your saying is:

                                                                                          Is that your still on nobody's payroll?

                                                                                          From what I hear, you like to keep incoming sponsor money for yourself.

                                                                                          At lease from brokering, you can make a couple of bucks from here and there.
                                                                                          I stay busy.

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                                                                                          • Becky
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 127

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Yes that is what I am saying Jason, It was MY decision not to be on anyones payroll. If I wanted to work for a company, I had many offers...but I turned them down. I like brokering traffic, and you like doing what you do..so why dont you just mind your own fucking business.

                                                                                            You are making yourself look like an idiot..talking about 'what you heard'. I 'hear' a lot of things in this industry, it does not mean that any of it is true. If what you 'heard' directly affected YOU, then by all means Jason, stick your nose into it. Otherwise...go back to your own life. I used to have a lot of respect for you, but now I just think you are a jerk.
                                                                                            Becky Parmiter
                                                                                            ICQ#288820563

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                                                                                            • Tofu
                                                                                              The Video Specialist
                                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                                              • 5615

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              only slightly altered from biggs version. have you heard "the 10 porn commandments"? Now THATS a banger!
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                                                                                              • Jason
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 4287

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Becky
                                                                                                Yes that is what I am saying Jason, It was MY decision not to be on anyones payroll. If I wanted to work for a company, I had many offers...but I turned them down. I like brokering traffic, and you like doing what you do..so why dont you just mind your own fucking business.

                                                                                                You are making yourself look like an idiot..talking about 'what you heard'. I 'hear' a lot of things in this industry, it does not mean that any of it is true. If what you 'heard' directly affected YOU, then by all means Jason, stick your nose into it. Otherwise...go back to your own life. I used to have a lot of respect for you, but now I just think you are a jerk.

                                                                                                LOL

                                                                                                How I am making myself look like an idoit?

                                                                                                I run a success webmaster program.

                                                                                                Your a sales rep that has been fired twice and accused of stealing.

                                                                                                Wait... Didn't you have some gig in the keys and once you got down there.. They fired you to?
                                                                                                I stay busy.

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                                                                                                • Becky
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 127

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  LMAO!!! Now you REALLY are making yourself look dumb..

                                                                                                  #1. You cant even spell right!! Idiot, not Idoit..lol. I wish I could run a 'sucess' webmaster program too!! hahahaha.

                                                                                                  #2. You are talking about hear say again..the company I was working for in the Key's was not able to launch because their General Manager-Robert Sons has a non-compete from AEBN you fucking loser!!!!! Shows how much you know, just like I stated earlier...dont talk about things you hear, it really does make you look stupid.

                                                                                                  You must have serious problems Jason, do you really care THAT much what I do with my life??? LMAO.

                                                                                                  I was fired from Platinum Bucks..yep your right. So was everyone else that started there at the same time as me...HMMMMM, wait a second...it seems to me that pretty much EVERYONE in this industry moves around from company to company, sometimes they are fired and sometimes they leave by choice. I dont think you have a valid point Jason. It's not like you can fire yourself..but if you did have a boss I am sure they would be giving you shit for your spelling mistakes, it's not very becoming of a Paysite owner!!!!

                                                                                                  Bottom line Jason, I think you have your own life and your own issues to deal with. I have said this before, and I will say it again, you are making yourself look like an idiot by stating things you have 'heard'. I have 'heard' things about you too..dont you worry. In fact I 'hear' things about pretty much everyone. I have never done anything to you, yet you seem to be the only one saying anything about me. This is a very good display of your character.
                                                                                                  Becky Parmiter
                                                                                                  ICQ#288820563

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                                                                                                  • WiredGuy
                                                                                                    Pounding Googlebot
                                                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                                                    • 34515

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Is Fabian gonna be rapping his lyrics at Player's Ball this year?
                                                                                                    WG
                                                                                                    I play with Google.

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