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  • BuggyG
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4179

    #1

    Canadian...eh?

    just a little story friend of mine from Miami sent me this morn


    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world.

    They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
  • BRISK
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 12240

    #2
    Originally posted by BuggyG
    The people from Canada are going to be modest
    Too bad that one didn't work out
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
    I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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    • Dugan
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 856

      #3
      Originally posted by BRISK


      Too bad that one didn't work out
      i think we do alright in that department

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      • BRISK
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Feb 2003
        • 12240

        #4
        Originally posted by TheNewKid


        i think we do alright in that department
        Spend some more time on this board, and you might change your mind
        I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
        I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Har Har

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          • Brad-Wishing
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2003
            • 2415

            #6
            Very creative....
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • CDSmith
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              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              True, true...... every word of it true.
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              • Odie
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                • Apr 2003
                • 7040

                #8
                that's a good one!!
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                • mijoon
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 610

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheNewKid


                  i think we do alright in that department
                  Better read your own post. BRISK is correct , you sound VERY pompous ....

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                  • BuggyG
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 4179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mijoon


                    Better read your own post. BRISK is correct , you sound VERY pompous ....
                    BAH!! pompous.. modest who cares!! hehehehe

                    Just wanted to pass around a few laffs for today. But NOOOOOOOO!!!! You people had to go ruin my day

                    FINE!! BE THAT WAY!!! I'M not speaking to you anymore! PFFT!!



                    hehehe

                    ps. I LUV YOU ALL!!! ROFL damn.. I knew I shouldn't have had that wine for lunch

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