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Ok, girls... I'm still single!

12-02-2003, 05:41 PM

I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

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12-02-2003, 05:43 PM

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12-02-2003, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
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I just saw Fight Club the other day, now I forget the damn line...

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12-02-2003, 05:48 PM

Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate

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12-02-2003, 05:51 PM

hehe,i saw FC two days ago, hilarious lines
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12-02-2003, 05:56 PM

Dying a virgin will have its perks... one less black mark on the books when you try to scale the fence! (Darn sure no pornographer gets thru the pearly gates!!) lmao

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12-02-2003, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Tylo
Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.

But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate

Oh my, that's not what I heard!

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12-02-2003, 10:21 PM

Cool... where do I sign up?

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12-03-2003, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Furious_Female
Cool... where do I sign up?

Ooo... I even like you... wanna cyber?

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12-03-2003, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

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12-03-2003, 08:16 AM

LoVe that line!
She was scary looking tho, would you give her charity dick before she died

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12-03-2003, 08:19 AM

Here ya go:

[At a cancer support meeting]
Narrator: Oh yeah, Chloe... Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton would look if you made it smile and walk around the party being extra nice to everybody.
Chloe: Well, I'm still here. But I don't know for how long. That's as much certainty as anyone can give me. But I've got some good news: I no longer have any fear of death.
Chloe: But... I am in a pretty lonely place. No one will have sex with me. I'm so close to the end and all I want is to get laid for the last time. I have pornographic movies in my apartment, and lubricants, and amyl nitrate...
[the group leader takes the mic]
Group Leader: Thank you Chloe... everyone, let's thank Chloe.

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12-03-2003, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
LoVe that line!
She was scary looking tho, would you give her charity dick before she died

It is your duty as a patriot!

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12-03-2003, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die a flagrant homosexual soon. But I have a problem, nobody will let me suck their cock. I just want to smoke some pole! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, a midgent named Sven, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

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12-03-2003, 09:04 AM

That movie rules all...

In the DVD extras they say that they changed that line right after the super-marla-tyler fuck scene

from:
Marla: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

to:
Marla: I want to have your abortion.

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12-03-2003, 09:07 AM

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12-03-2003, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Superterrorizer

FAG

So?

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12-03-2003, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I have good news. I'm not afraid anymore. I've come to face the fact that I'm going to die soon. But I have a problem, nobody will have sex with me. I just want to get laid! I have pornographic videos in my apartment, lubricants, anal toys...

Damn I wish I could remember that whole line. Anyone know it?

"Well, I'm still here -- but I don't
know for how long. That's as much
certainty as anyone can give me. but
I've got some good news -- I no
longer have any fear of death.
But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
No one will have sex with me. I'm so
close to the end and all I want is to
get laid for the last time. I have
pornographic movies in my apartment,
and lubricants and amyl nitrate ..."
~Chloe~

All sorts of quotes from Fight Club:
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12-04-2003, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by Superterrorizer

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you're a rude little fuck

You judge me for being different, I laugh because you are all the same!
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12-04-2003, 02:07 AM

Hahaha...Fight Club rocks.

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12-04-2003, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Gemini
Dying a virgin will have its perks... one less black mark on the books when you try to scale the fence! (Darn sure no pornographer gets thru the pearly gates!!) lmao

That's assuming the pearly gates exist in the first place

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12-04-2003, 02:20 AM

absolutely kick ass film. good book too.

we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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