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  • silentkey
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 452

    #1

    The Simple Life

    Nicole and Paris are going to have a three some with the older son I bet. Did anyone else just see that on tv?
  • BradShaw
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 7840

    #2
    Paris is smoking hot. Now she just needs to learn what most women need to learn, to keep her mouth shut.
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    • silentkey
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2003
      • 452

      #3
      Damn straight!

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      • frankthetank
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 616

        #4
        Paris Hilton is so fucking hot, that boy has no idea how lucky he is!

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        • zzgundamnzz
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 6102

          #5
          Originally posted by frankthetank
          Paris Hilton is so fucking hot, that boy has no idea how lucky he is!
          He is one lucky Sonofabitch


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          • silentkey
            So Fucking Banned
            • Nov 2003
            • 452

            #6
            Son of a what? s.o.b.

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            • SoundMan
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2003
              • 3471

              #7
              Yeh Her Ass Crack was showing they censored it: Those jeans almost fell off..

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              • ~Ray
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                • Jun 2003
                • 18361

                #8
                Paris is a tramp... but she's been very good to me...
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                • ytcracker
                  stc is the greatest
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 12403

                  #9
                  what is walmart
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                  • jimmy3way
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 2508

                    #10
                    The show's good for a game of spot the upskirt...
                    One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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                    • Volantt
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 745

                      #11
                      Think the camera crew had a bonner during filming?

                      Or did they join in on the 3 some?

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                      • silentkey
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 452

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Volantt
                        Think the camera crew had a bonner during filming?

                        Or did they join in on the 3 some?

                        V
                        Not sure, but I bet they got some good footage!

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                          • Nov 2003
                          • 32189

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BradShaw
                          Paris is smoking hot. Now she just needs to learn what most women need to learn, to keep her mouth shut.
                          I see those Camille Paglia seminars are finally paying off eh?

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                          • stevecore
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2003
                            • 6130

                            #14
                            LOL... ."What's a well for?"

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                            • jawanda
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 6040

                              #15
                              Wow, I can't fucking believe these girls.

                              They are almost too stupid to be hot. Almost. Just gotta take advantage of the mute button and it's a great show.

                              This is where the term "Hate Fuck" comes from.

                              -P

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                              • baddog
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BradShaw
                                Paris is smoking hot.
                                you have been hanging out in too many trailer parks

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                                • BradShaw
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 7840

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by baddog


                                  you have been hanging out in too many trailer parks
                                  I have never been to a trailer park, sorry. I do have a fence and gate around my neighborhood, but it is no trailer park.
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                                  • baddog
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Apr 2001
                                    • 107089

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BradShaw


                                    I have never been to a trailer park, sorry. I do have a fence and gate around my neighborhood, but it is no trailer park.
                                    oh, you have been in prison too long then

                                    and you think she is "smoking hot?" you must be kidding . . . what part of the sticks do you hail from that would lead you to that opinion?

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                                    • OY
                                      Industry Pioneer
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 5401

                                      #19
                                      Great show... its a guaranteed hit for sure.

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                                      • DreamCumTrue
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 2985

                                        #20
                                        The best part was when they asked the guy at the store to "just give them the groceries." I guess they are just too used to hand-outs.

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                                        • J-Reel
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 3782

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Oystein
                                          Great show... its a guaranteed hit for sure.

                                          Thanks to the porn industry


                                          I didn't even know who she was until her sex video hit the net? I just watched the whole show.
                                          What a waste of time.

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                                          • silentkey
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 452

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
                                            The best part was when they asked the guy at the store to "just give them the groceries." I guess they are just too used to hand-outs.
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                                            I liked the part after the show was over, and the News came on and talked about how Nicole and Paris get pulled over and the cops find Herion in Nicole possesion! Almost killed the whole show, they are luck they are rich!

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                                            • WiredGuy
                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 34515

                                              #23
                                              I noticed a nice little spike in the number of Paris hilton joins tonight, I love this girl!

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                                              • brothenberg
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                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 168

                                                #24
                                                Where is Paris's Ass?
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                                                • Elli
                                                  Reach for those stars!
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 17991

                                                  #25
                                                  I must admit I watched it. I had no idea who the girls were. But I couldn't believe how RUDE they were! The house they're staying in is a NICE house and quite large. Probably one of the richest families in town. The decor is all new and the furniture is nice. The 'hardship' I'm sure is going to be manufactured by producers.

                                                  If I was the family, I would have kicked them both out by now. Should teach those girls some grace. And their mouths in front of strangers! Holy cow!
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                                                  • BluntMatch
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 380

                                                    #26

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                                                    • sltr
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 3191

                                                      #27
                                                      best show ever

                                                      contrived reality for those little rich bitches

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                                                      • ytcracker
                                                        stc is the greatest
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 12403

                                                        #28
                                                        i want to post in every simple lif ethread just to say how i love paris hilton and i would fuck her tight little asshole along with her friends anyday thanks
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                                                        • fletcher
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 698

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm sure her little porn video gave such a jump in the number of viewers to this show. It was fucking hilarious though.
                                                           
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