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Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I flinch even thinking about papercuts
one time I was walking around the house naked (after sex, never bothered to get dressed) and was walking past the coffee table and a large stack of manilla envelopes was on it and somehow while reaching for the remote, I got a papercut on my dick. It fucking hurt like a bitch. I cried like a baby.
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ohhhhhhhh that would suck so badly! See what I mean? They're evil! There ought to be someone we can complain to! How bloody IRRESPONSIBLE of the paper manufacturers to put such UNSAFE materials into the hands of unwitting consumers!! Would you let your child play with a piece of paper, knowing this could happen to them? No, I say! MacBlo, we're coming for YOU!
