"9 in 10 kids 8-16 yrs. have viewed porn online, mostly accidentally while doing homework (UK News Telegraph, NOP Research Group, 1/07/02)"
Johnny - "I swear mom! I was searching for the periodic table..."
Mom - "I understand, Johnny, it's not your fault, it's these pornographic sinners - they will all burn in hell!"
Johnny - *wicked grin* (I hope she doesn't find out I own this site).