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12-01-2003, 01:12 PM

Man this place has changed....Been here 3 weeks now and got laid twice. These bitches don't have grills (teeth) and they're fucking bodies are ruined. Absolutely no ass, better know as minesweepers.

Don't get me wrong, I lived in Thailand for 10 years and things have changed since 1999.

Anyway, a funny thing happened to me the other night. I was drinking heavily at my friend's bar in Phuket and I took my motor scooter for a ride down Bangla Rd....I was going about 40 KM/h and hit a fucking cop dead on and he fuckin' flew about 15 feet forward and hit a "tuk tuk" taxi...he bounced right off the fucking thing and stood right up....I thought I killed the guy.

To make a long story short, I payed the cop and tuk tuck driver 6000 Baht and another 13,500 for the fucked up scooter. I knew the cop from before. I got fucked on the scooter. My main concern was the weed I had in my pocket so I was out of there in 5 minutes....fuckin lucky.

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12-01-2003, 01:15 PM

Are you serious cmwkings?

That's got to be the funniest yet sadest stores I've heard in a while babe.

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12-01-2003, 01:17 PM

weed in Thailand?

I think they have the death penalty for that ....

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12-01-2003, 01:18 PM

Phuket ROCKED in 1987.. Phattaya was a tourist trap - Phuket was a blast.. it's sad to hear it's fuckered up now..

Ever go to Koh Samet? or was it Koh Samui.. one was a tiny rock, the other was similar to Phuket.
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12-01-2003, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by princess
Are you serious cmwkings?

That's got to be the funniest yet sadest stores I've heard in a while babe.

I am dead serious my dear. These women are not even remotely fuckable. Not to mention I forgot my Magnums so I keep snapping "johnnies". The fucking condoms here are for peanut dicks. So I went to the best hopital in the country and got a full check up and shot in the arm to make sure.

I speak the language and don't like what I here. However I am not with the right class of people meaning I'm talking with whores due to a couple friends of mine that have never been here....Therefore, I've had to be a fuckin babysitter for 2 guys who just split.....Finally.

Agreed, it's a sad but true story.

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12-01-2003, 01:22 PM

I'm sorry cmwkings.. not one fuckable one in the bunch? lol

Move to the US!

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12-01-2003, 01:22 PM

IS phuket by SAMUI where the full moon party is?

I went to that last year and stayed in bangkok for
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12-01-2003, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by fusionx
Phuket ROCKED in 1987.. Phattaya was a tourist trap - Phuket was a blast.. it's sad to hear it's fuckered up now..

Ever go to Koh Samet? or was it Koh Samui.. one was a tiny rock, the other was similar to Phuket.

Been everywhere in Thailand...I lived starting in 1989 and Phuket was nothing along with Koh Samet and Samui. But now they have muliplexes and massive commercial bullshit and a lot of "karoeys" fags...

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12-01-2003, 01:23 PM

Originally posted by joshuawk
IS phuket by SAMUI where the full moon party is?

I went to that last year and stayed in bangkok for
12 days.

Ding ding....the full moon party is one of the biggest freak shows around...

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12-01-2003, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by princess
I'm sorry cmwkings.. not one fuckable one in the bunch? lol

Move to the US!

That is where I live babe....South Florida....

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12-01-2003, 01:35 PM

ok then I'm showing my fake blondness. LOL!

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12-01-2003, 01:56 PM

Thailand is ruined by stupid tourists like you.

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12-02-2003, 02:10 AM

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Thailand is ruined by stupid tourists like you.

HE LIVED 10 YEARS there, so he isn't the average tourist.
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12-02-2003, 04:08 AM

Thailand is ruined by stupid tourists like you

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12-02-2003, 04:18 AM

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Thailand is ruined by stupid tourists like you

hyatla said that you stupid fuck..

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12-02-2003, 04:27 AM

dude... Monks get laid more than twice in 3 weeks here.... hahaha this is pure comedy! ROFL

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12-02-2003, 04:33 AM

Originally posted by cmwkings

I am dead serious my dear. These women are not even remotely fuckable. Not to mention I forgot my Magnums so I keep snapping "johnnies". The fucking condoms here are for peanut dicks. So I went to the best hopital in the country and got a full check up and shot in the arm to make sure.

I speak the language and don't like what I here. However I am not with the right class of people meaning I'm talking with whores due to a couple friends of mine that have never been here....Therefore, I've had to be a fuckin babysitter for 2 guys who just split.....Finally.

Agreed, it's a sad but true story.

haha no shit.... wtf are you doing in phuket? the only thing in phuket is ladyboys and married couples... you're not a very smart man, are you? you can't even spell properly, how can you possibly speak Thai?

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12-02-2003, 04:45 AM

from last weeks Pattaya Whore-Capade:

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12-02-2003, 04:46 AM

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12-02-2003, 04:48 AM

hahaha i just noticed in the top picture of my second post, the girl has her whore-money i paid her in her hand hahaha

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12-02-2003, 04:57 AM

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12-02-2003, 04:58 AM

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You are one, twisted fuck k-man

yeah, you kept talking to me when i was trying to fondle this girl fucker hehe

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12-02-2003, 05:50 AM

Hey, curious. when you move there did you bring your desktop pc? On the plane? I have been reading up on Thailand in Escape Artists.com and got a lot of my questions answered. Been checking out apartments and condos but that is the one question no one has answered.

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12-02-2003, 06:07 AM

i sold everything.... i bought everything new in thailand...

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12-02-2003, 06:10 AM

kman, you twisted fuck! what happened to your trannies???

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12-02-2003, 07:38 AM

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yeah, you kept talking to me when i was trying to fondle this girl fucker hehe

What is the prices for 2-3 rooms apartments?

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12-02-2003, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by sonomasnap
Hey, curious. when you move there did you bring your desktop pc? On the plane? I have been reading up on Thailand in Escape Artists.com and got a lot of my questions answered. Been checking out apartments and condos but that is the one question no one has answered.

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Yes sir....I am in Bangkok now for at least 2 more weeks.......I can hook you up with whatever you want as far as apartments. You just tell me right here on the board what you wish to spend and I will give you the information NOW on this bloody board! DONE!!!!!!

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12-02-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by kmanrox
hahaha i just noticed in the top picture of my second post, the girl has her whore-money i paid her in her hand hahaha

Funny stuff bro.....A side note....Why doesn't this bimbo open her bloody mouth....Probably because she's got a Godzilla grill. Shit man, there are 20,000 whores to choose from here and all you have to have is $25...Are you fucking kicking? This is coming from someone who gets laid for nothing everywhere in the fucking World.

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12-02-2003, 11:15 AM

dude, you got lucky. good thing even cops are easy to bribed.
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12-02-2003, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by loverboy
dude, you got lucky. good thing even cops are easy to bribed.

You are not joking my friend. Luckily I lived here for 10 years and knew the top police when they where nothing......Experience and forward knowledge is always a nice bonus.....

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12-02-2003, 11:17 AM

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What is the prices for 2-3 rooms apartments?

like any place, depends on your budget and lifestyle... i live in the beverly hills area of bangkok and my 4 bedroom costs me appx $1100 or $1600 with utilities.... 512 ADLS cost me $300 a month... maid 75$ cook around 75$.... take a taxi anywhere, less than $3...

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12-02-2003, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by sonomasnap
Hey, curious. when you move there did you bring your desktop pc? On the plane? I have been reading up on Thailand in Escape Artists.com and got a lot of my questions answered. Been checking out apartments and condos but that is the one question no one has answered.

thanks

No...I have two bad ass laptops, 2 external USB 2.0 @ 200 GB HDs and a hub with ADSL in my apartment...DONE!

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12-02-2003, 11:21 AM

$2.50 gets you out of any traffic citation...
$75 will get any ex-gf you wish arrested for absolutely no reason

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12-02-2003, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by kmanrox

like any place, depends on your budget and lifestyle... i live in the beverly hills area of bangkok and my 4 bedroom costs me appx $1100 or $1600 with utilities.... 512 ADLS cost me $300 a month... maid 75$ cook around 75$.... take a taxi anywhere, less than $3...

The man definately has a good hook up but I would pay a little less....Cheers dude...You must be right across the street from me in Wattana district better know as Sukhumvit.....Am I warmn or are you closer to Silom? You might be, judging from the prices.....

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12-02-2003, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by kmanrox
$2.50 gets you out of any traffic citation...
$75 will get any ex-gf you wish arrested for absolutely no reason

Ding Ding....We have a ringer here ladies and gents.

100 Baht and 3000 Baht...Right on! Wham, done!

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12-02-2003, 11:29 AM

Oh man, ive been to Thailand like 15 times....crazy country with crazy girls!
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12-02-2003, 11:29 AM

Hey Kman, whats the baht worth at the moment?
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12-02-2003, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by Jer

HE LIVED 10 YEARS there, so he isn't the average tourist.

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12-02-2003, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by cmwkings

The man definately has a good hook up but I would pay a little less....Cheers dude...You must be right across the street from me in Wattana district better know as Sukhumvit.....Am I warmn or are you closer to Silom? You might be, judging from the prices.....

very warm, wattana sukhumvit soi13 next to Bed =)

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12-02-2003, 11:32 AM

What are the marijuana laws like in Bangkok?

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12-02-2003, 11:34 AM

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What are the marijuana laws like in Bangkok?

Depends on where you are.

Some discos pay the police so you can even smoke inside.

Overall its not hard to find pot.
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12-02-2003, 11:38 AM

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Overall its not hard to find pot.

Yes, that's great, but if caught, can a simple payoff get you off WITH your ganja in hand? Are the laws lax?

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12-02-2003, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by kmanrox

very warm, wattana sukhumvit soi13 next to Bed =)

Shit man...Like I said...right across the street from me....Cheers dude! soi 11 the Grand suites...

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12-02-2003, 11:40 AM

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Yes, that's great, but if caught, can a simple payoff get you off WITH your ganja in hand? Are the laws lax?

if its a big official raid... you're fuct... if u get busted by traffic cop... pay him off, wont cost more than 25$...

if you have meth/yabba on you... you can beshot on the spot... not officially... they will shoot you and then blame it on a gang....

nobody cares cuz its helping to curb their yabba problem

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12-02-2003, 11:41 AM

Are the prices of the hookers still 500 to 1000 baht?
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12-02-2003, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by kmanrox

if its a big official raid... you're fuct... if u get busted by traffic cop... pay him off, wont cost more than 25$...

if you have meth/yabba on you... you can beshot on the spot... not officially... they will shoot you and then blame it on a gang....

nobody cares cuz its helping to curb their yabba problem

Those yabba pills are fucked...1 year nobody is doing it, next year half of Thailand is addicted.
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12-02-2003, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
What are the marijuana laws like in Bangkok?

Are you kidding me you fool? What are you? DEA.....Fucking google the bitch and shut the fuck up....I am sorry but you have got to be joking asking such a nieve question in this forum....

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12-02-2003, 11:44 AM

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Are you kidding me you fool? What are you? DEA.....Fucking google the bitch and shut the fuck up....I am sorry but you have got to be joking asking such a nieve question in this forum....

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12-02-2003, 11:44 AM

kman, I remember when you moved there, but I don't remember what prompted you.... did you go there and decide you liked it, or what was the deal? What made you decide to up and go one day?

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12-02-2003, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by cmwkings

Are you kidding me you fool? What are you? DEA.....Fucking google the bitch and shut the fuck up....I am sorry but you have got to be joking asking such a nieve question in this forum....

Whats nieve?
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