Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard

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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard

    Pretty shitty thing to do, if you ask me .......


    Shoplifter banned for defecating on security guard

    A shoplifter has been banned from a Dutch supermarket for allegedly defecating on a security guard.

    The 44-year-old man was caught trying to steal two bottles of beer from the De Boer supermarket in Leeuwarden.

    The security guard who caught him ordered him to empty his pockets but he dropped his trousers and defecated instead.

    Shopholder Saab Rozema said: "It was all over the place and we had to disinfect the whole shop. We had to put the uniform immediately in the washing machine."

    The burglar told police he had suffered an epileptic fit and didn't know what he was doing, reports the Leeuwarder Courant.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_843464.html
  • Weppel
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2003
    • 2190

    #2
    Fucking dutchies

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    • SpaceAce
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 6493

      #3
      OK, when thieves are shitting on your security guards, it's time to hire a new company.

      SpaceAce

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      • Sly_RJ
        Live Hard - Die Hard
        • Feb 2002
        • 17042

        #4
        How exactly do you randomly shit on someone?
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        • Hue G. Pness
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1237

          #5
          I've been to Leeuwarden. Fun town. Loads of college chicks and Dutch women are hot.
          GFY Voice of Reason

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          • XxXotic
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 8500

            #6
            Originally posted by Sly_RJ
            How exactly do you randomly shit on someone?
            apparantly an epileptic fit will make you do that
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            • Squito
              Registered User
              • Dec 2003
              • 72

              #7
              HAHAHAH
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              • fsfaz
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2003
                • 747

                #8
                Well you have to have a few screws loose to shoplift anyway so doesn't suprise me.

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SpaceAce
                  OK, when thieves are shitting on your security guards, it's time to hire a new company.

                  SpaceAce
                  HAHA

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                  • Babaganoosh
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                    • Nov 2001
                    • 15841

                    #10
                    I hate it when I accidentally shit on someone.

                    Hey, how are you today?

                    Great, thanks. *POOP* ...ahh my bad.
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                    • 404
                      Confirmed abUser
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1154

                      #11
                      i'm surprised the ******* and/or seaside sprayer pics haven't found their way into this one.
                      (b] cheap hmtl programer for hire (/b)

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                      • detoxed
                        vip member
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17798

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Squito
                        HAHAHAH
                        sigs too big

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                        • Raf1
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 12117

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                          I hate it when I accidentally shit on someone.

                          Hey, how are you today?

                          Great, thanks. *POOP* ...ahh my bad.
                          Hehe, I know the feeling.. hmm
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                          • Shoplifter
                            Richest man in Babylon
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 5900

                            #14
                            You fuck with me you pay the price.
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