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10] I kept making her wear the ?Yentl? costume to bed.
09] Constantly fighting over the nose-hair trimmer.
08] She caught me in the pool house with Janet Reno.
07] She got tired of me yelling, ?Hey, funny girl, how about heating up some chicken wings.
06] ?Oh my God! They killed Kenny!? ? ?You bastards!.?
05] Disagreement over who?s on top.
04] A sexual wedge of suspicion was driven between us by Ellen.
03] Her rigorous concert schedule of one show every four years took too much of her time away from me.
02] I got sick of finding Hillary?s panties under the bed.
01] She never cut her nails.
and this is the best place to do it
10] I kept making her wear the ?Yentl? costume to bed.
09] Constantly fighting over the nose-hair trimmer.
08] She caught me in the pool house with Janet Reno.
07] She got tired of me yelling, ?Hey, funny girl, how about heating up some chicken wings.
06] ?Oh my God! They killed Kenny!? ? ?You bastards!.?
05] Disagreement over who?s on top.
04] A sexual wedge of suspicion was driven between us by Ellen.
03] Her rigorous concert schedule of one show every four years took too much of her time away from me.
02] I got sick of finding Hillary?s panties under the bed.
01] She never cut her nails.
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