Where do I get one of those traffic light controllers

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  • esnem
    • Aug 2026

    #1

    Where do I get one of those traffic light controllers

    I want one of those traffic light controllers, where do you get them?
  • Eve
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 805

    #2
    Off a fucking lightpole in an intersection silly.
    I'm waiting for the Mr Fushion Fleshlight so I can wank my way back to the future!

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    • esnem

      #3
      Originally posted by Eve
      Off a fucking lightpole in an intersection silly.
      suck me beautiful

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      • Adult Site Traffic
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 5093

        #4
        Left side of your dash, built in.

        Flash your lights and it'll think you're a fire engine.

        Don't need to make the woo woo sound tho. People will think you're crazy

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        • esnem

          #5
          Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
          Left side of your dash, built in.

          Flash your lights and it'll think you're a fire engine.

          Don't need to make the woo woo sound tho. People will think you're crazy
          hehe that only works on some lights

          i want the remote control

          who's selling it?

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          • sumphatpimp
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 5235

            #6
            fiddy
            I sale it to you fiddy
            cash, no Visa bullshit



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            • Lane
              Will code for food...
              • Apr 2001
              • 8496

              #7
              Originally posted by esnem


              hehe that only works on some lights

              i want the remote control

              who's selling it?
              i dunno about where you live, but here in Phoenix, most lights have cameras attached to them. you can get busted so easy

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              • esnem

                #8
                Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                fiddy
                I sale it to you fiddy
                cash, no Visa bullshit

                Western Union ok?

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                • esnem

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lane


                  i dunno about where you live, but here in Phoenix, most lights have cameras attached to them. you can get busted so easy
                  there's this one light here i want to hit with a grenade, it's worth it

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                  • MattO
                    The O is for Oohhh
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 10861

                    #10
                    just shoot out the traffic lights with a shotgun

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                    • axelcat
                      Adult Locals
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 25450

                      #11
                      An intersection is were they usually are

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                      • esnem

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MattO
                        just shoot out the traffic lights with a shotgun
                        no

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                        • BV
                          wtf
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 10914

                          #13
                          funny that you mention this
                          i was getting traffic to one of my sites from slash dot
                          http://science.slashdot.org/comments...rt=3&op=Change

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                          • esnem

                            #14
                            it's called a MIRT Traffic control unit
                            http://skyoptics.com/How_Mirt_Works.htm

                            thanks guys

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                            • CIN
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 182

                              #15
                              I am not entirely sure what to think of this thread.

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                              • CIN
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 182

                                #16
                                Puzzling.

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                                • corvette
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 7880

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by esnem
                                  http://skyoptics.com/How_Mirt_Works.htm
                                  "Perfect for under cover detective applications"


                                  lol
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                                  • esnem

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by corvett


                                    "Perfect for under cover detective applications"


                                    lol
                                    perfect for ripping through red lights

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                                    • AdultKing
                                      Raise Your Weapon
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 15601

                                      #19
                                      Getting an infra red TMU is the easy part, working out the 1^99 code sequence , which in Australian situations changes often, is the hard part.

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                                      • Danny Dukes
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 1988

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
                                        Left side of your dash, built in.

                                        Flash your lights and it'll think you're a fire engine.

                                        Don't need to make the woo woo sound tho. People will think you're crazy
                                        LMAO!

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