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LOL! Betty that sounds like ME!
My Dad was cool. People respected him cause he was very smart. Yet my mom on the other hand was feared by all on Earth.
Think of a Klingon Hippie.
She was tall and strong too. All my uncles and cousins on her side are like her. Range up to 7 ft tall and MEAN AS SHIT and there's millions of em' along the Eastern states. I mean MEAN.
Did I say MEAN?
My mother could walk into a police station and officers would dive out of the way. She could go to West Point Military Academy and Generals would flee for their lives. Just mean lean and strong as all heck. I get my physical strength from her side. I have to be careful sometimes or I could kill someone just shaking their hand.
On my dad's side the men are big too. Horrifyingly strong but nice as can be UNTIL you start some shit or interrupt them while they're eating.
You ain't never, ever seen more shit start when messin' with my dad and his clan whilst they're eating. Long history of fucking up armies and shit single handedly. I look at the family records over the past 200 + years and there's ALWAYS some guy on my dad's side of the family that tore up some shit and sent people fleeing.
I had a great great grandfather who was so damned mean he was the only person in U.S. history to have the federal government declare war on. Pissed him off so bad that after years of trying to get him they finally made him a U.S. Marshall.
It amazes me how these people in those days dealt with things. They could get shot and not die but get pissed off. Bears attack them and they bring back a rug.
Yet I'm the one they're all worried about cause they know when I get angry it's all heck breaks loose and I lose it.
Man, if I had daughters I would be a nightmare on Earth. No one would be able to date them. Betty, as bad as you Dad could be, be glad he cared enough to let guys know you and he weren't to be messed with.
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