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I think I was just molestered by mr.izzz ICQ LOGS
Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
Mr.IZZZ: You want another drink like the one you had at my sleepover?
Victim: Whatchoo takin' bout willis?
Mr.IZZZ: That Tropical Red Roofie Koolaid mix I made you.
Victim: You put a roofie in my koolaid? When?
Mr.IZZZ right before we watched Finding Nemo.
Victim: Why you gonna go and do that?
Mr.IZZZ: Because you're my snugglebums and you don't wanna give up the mangina.
Victim: But did I?
Mr.IZZZ: Oh it's my little secret.
I'm calling webmaster protective services.
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