Motherfucker...
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A Man Reads A Book In Bed, And Every Once In A While He Reaches Over And Tickles His Wife On The Fun Spot. Suddenly His Wife Cries Out, "Will You Stop That! If You Want Sex You Can Ask Me Instead Of Teasing Me Like This."<br>The Man Replies, "I'm Not Teasing You. I'm Wetting My Fingers So I Can Turn The Page."
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Haha...Comment
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A Man Walks Into A Tattoo Parlor And Asks For A Tattoo, And Upon Being Questioned On What His Tattoo Should Look Like And Where It Should Be, He Replied, "I Want The New $100 Dollar Bill Tattooed On My Penis."<br>The Tattoo Artist Is Confused, And Asks, "Why?"<br>The Main Replies, "3 Reasons: 1. I Like To Play With My Money. 2. I Like To See My Money Grow. 3. The Next Time My Wife Wants To Go Out And Blow $100 She Can Stay At Home."
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Hehe
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Lol!!
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As the old saying goes, " Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts"
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A Cowboy Walked Into A Barber Shop, Sat Down On The Barber's Chair, And Requested A Shave And A Shoe Shine. The Barber Began To Lather His Face While A Woman With The Biggest, Firmest, Most Beautiful Breasts That He Had Ever Seen Knelt Down And Began To Shine His Shoes. The Cowboy Said, "Young Lady, You And I Should Go And Spend Some Time In A Hotel Room."<br>The Woman Replied, "I'm Married And My Husband Wouldn't Like That."<br>"Tell Him Your Working Overtime," The Cowboy Gleingly Said, "I'll Pay You The Difference."<br>"Tell Him Yourself," She Responded, "He Is The One Shaving You."
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This Guy Goes To The Doctor And Says, "Doctor, You Must Help Me, I Just Can't Stop Having Sex!"<br>"Well, How Often Do You Have It?" The Doctor Asks.<br>"Twice A Day I Have Sex With My Wife."<br>"That's Not So Much," Says The Doctor.<br>"Yes, But That?s Not All. Twice A Day I Have Sex With My Secretary."<br>?Twice A Day? Well, That Is Probably A Bit Excessive," Says The Doctor.<br>"Yes, But That?s Not All. Twice A Day I Have Sex With A Prostitute."<br>"Well, That's Definitely Too Much," Says The Doctor. "You've Got To Learn To Take Yourself In Hand."<br>"I Do," Says The Man. "Twice A Day."Comment
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Talk bout sig spam in my thread lol
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A Little Girl Was Playing In The Garden When She Spotted Two Spiders Mating. She Queried Her Father, "Daddy, What Are Those Two Spiders Doing?"<br>"They're Mating," Her Father Replied.<br>"What Do You Call The Spider On Top, Daddy?" She Asked.<br>"That's A Daddy Longlegs." Her Father Answered.<br>"So, The Other One Is A Mommy Longlegs?" The Little Girl Asked.<br>"No," Her Father Replied, "both Of Them Are Daddy Longlegs."<br>The Little Girl Thought For A Moment, Then Squashed The Spiders Flat And Said, "Well, We're Not Having THAT Sort Of Shit In Our Garden."Comment
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I wonder how Lensman feels about this thread!!Comment
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