I actually have a scar on the tip of my dick from when I zipped it up as a teenager.
I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend, in her dads truck, when he walked up and opened the door on us! He was a redneck that was built like a brick shithouse. I zipped the fucker up and jumped out of the truck. Her dad got in and took off. Took me a minute to realize my pride and joy was zipped and bleeding.
Funny thing is, I told my wife it was a birthmark!
Happened to me twice as a kid, after that I have never used jeans(I guess I connect jeans to what happened...) again. Both time the pain was almost knocking me out.
Two Men Were Discussing The New Secretary At Their Office. "Man, I Dated Her Last Tuesday And We Had Wonderful Sex. She's A Lot Better In Bed Than My Wife!" One Of Them Says.<br>A Couple Of Days Later, The Other Man Tells Him, "Well, I Dated Her Too And We Had Sex As Well, But She Sure As Hell Isn't A Lot Better Than Your Wife."
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