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  • Sharky
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 4938

    #1

    Boy imitating Spider-Man impails self

    Inverness boy imitating Spider-Man impails self in accident


    INVERNESS, Fla. (AP) -- A 5-year-old boy impersonating Spider-Man crashed into a large statue of an elephant at his grandmother's home, impaling himself on a tusk.

    Hunter Helton was recovering Friday at home from the wound to his left hip. He was airlifted to Tampa General Hospital on Thursday after emergency workers became concerned the ivory tusk might have hit a bone or an artery.

    Hunter had seen Spider-Man 2 on its opening day Wednesday and was playing at his grandmother's home, imitating some of the super hero's moves.

    But as he jumped around the den with his siblings and a cousin, the boy lost his balance and fell into a filing cabinet and then hit the heavy mahogany elephant his grandmother had bought in Africa. Half the elephant's large ivory tusk broke off and got stuck in his body.

    "It was horrifying," said Nikki Mitchell, Hunter's mother.

    At the hospital, x-rays showed the tusk hadn't punctured anything serious. A surgeon was able to remove the object without surgery, instead cleaning the area and stitching it closed.

    Doctors told Mitchell that Hunter was lucky the injuries weren't more serious.

    Mitchell said she was proud of her son keeping his composure during the ordeal. He'll be rewarded with a Spider-Man 2 video game.

    "That was his motivation through it all," Mitchell said. "I'm like, whatever it takes.

    "He was really brave," she said. "We're lucky it was a happy ending."

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    Information from: St. Petersburg Times, http://www.sptimes.com




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    Sharky
  • Babaganoosh
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    • Nov 2001
    • 15841

    #2
    That's the gene pool trying to chlorinate itself. We need to remove all warning labels and let nature take its course.
    I like pie.

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    • X37375787

      #3
      Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
      That's the gene pool trying to chlorinate itself. We need to remove all warning labels and let nature take its course.

      ^I'm with stupid^

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      • StuartD
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        • Jul 2002
        • 29903

        #4
        It's a good thing he didn't see the movie Jackass.
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        • fuelcell
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1525

          #5
          Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
          That's the gene pool trying to chlorinate itself. We need to remove all warning labels and let nature take its course.
          Beat it. Nothing to see here.

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          • Evil Chris
            OG
            • Dec 2001
            • 13249

            #6
            Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
            That's the gene pool trying to chlorinate itself. We need to remove all warning labels and let nature take its course.
            Yes, but then who would post at GFY?


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            • Libertine
              sex dwarf
              • May 2002
              • 17860

              #7
              So, basically, this is about a kid running around the house, playing, who fell and happened to land on a sharp object.
              That has fuck all to do with Spiderman. It's a bit like when a kid wearing a Batman cape gets run over by a truck - a normal accident.

              It has nothing to do with the movie, and it has nothing to do with the kid being stupid or not.
              /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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              • Rochard
                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                • Dec 2001
                • 75733

                #8
                Originally posted by MaskedMan
                It's a good thing he didn't see the movie Jackass.
                Good point, huh?

                This kid got hurt while playing. It's not like he strung up a rope to the roof and was swinging around the living room. He was playing, fell, and got impaled.
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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  I wonder if imitating DareDevil with his eyes closed would have had funnier results

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                  • chri$tian
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 2468

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
                    That's the gene pool trying to chlorinate itself. We need to remove all warning labels and let nature take its course.
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                    • Rich
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 11486

                      #11
                      It's the movie's fault!

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                      • JSA Matt
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 5464

                        #12
                        Coming from Inverness, this doesn't suprise me in the least..

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                        • TheWildcard
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                          • Jun 2004
                          • 4759

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sharky
                          [B]

                          Mitchell said she was proud of her son keeping his composure during the ordeal. He'll be rewarded with a Spider-Man 2 video game.
                          LOL

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                          • Stewie
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 3670

                            #14
                            Originally posted by punkworld
                            So, basically, this is about a kid running around the house, playing, who fell and happened to land on a sharp object.
                            That has fuck all to do with Spiderman. It's a bit like when a kid wearing a Batman cape gets run over by a truck - a normal accident.

                            It has nothing to do with the movie, and it has nothing to do with the kid being stupid or not.

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                            • TheLegacy
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                              • Apr 2003
                              • 18102

                              #15
                              wonder what would have happened if he saw Fahrenheit 9/11

                              become a democrat?

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                              • Shoehorn!
                                Die With Your Boots On
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 22872

                                #16
                                Originally posted by punkworld
                                So, basically, this is about a kid running around the house, playing, who fell and happened to land on a sharp object.
                                That has fuck all to do with Spiderman. It's a bit like when a kid wearing a Batman cape gets run over by a truck - a normal accident.

                                It has nothing to do with the movie, and it has nothing to do with the kid being stupid or not.
                                Would you have read the story if the headline was "Kid falls while playing at grandmother's"?

                                There's your reason.

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                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 14809

                                  #17
                                  Every headline like this should just read:

                                  Kids do stupid shit: END OF STORY.

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                                  • Spunky
                                    I need a beer
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 133987

                                    #18
                                    Reminds me when I was playing Superman and fell off the roof and broke my arm..

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                                    • Libertine
                                      sex dwarf
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 17860

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                      Would you have read the story if the headline was "Kid falls while playing at grandmother's"?

                                      There's your reason.
                                      Yeah... there's the reason why the newspapers create such headlines.
                                      I wasn't replying to the newspapers though. I was replying to the guy who found it necessary to post this random news article on gfy and the guy saying it's a good thing he didn't see jackass the movie.
                                      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                      • ShellyCrash
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                                        • Jun 2004
                                        • 6708

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MaskedMan
                                        It's a good thing he didn't see the movie Jackass.
                                        That's what's so great about living in the sunshine state... we have someone who did that too..
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                                        • A C
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 1637

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by punkworld
                                          So, basically, this is about a kid running around the house, playing, who fell and happened to land on a sharp object.
                                          That has fuck all to do with Spiderman. It's a bit like when a kid wearing a Batman cape gets run over by a truck - a normal accident.

                                          It has nothing to do with the movie, and it has nothing to do with the kid being stupid or not.
                                          exactamundo

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                                          • prostock
                                            On probation
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 4160

                                            #22
                                            Mitchell? as in Dennis the Menace Mitchell? no wonder he got himself impaled

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                                            • Evil Chris
                                              OG
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 13249

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                              wonder what would have happened if he saw Fahrenheit 9/11

                                              become a democrat?
                                              hopefully...


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                                              • kimzar
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                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 1874

                                                #24
                                                you gotta love the youth these days

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